FIRM HANDSHAKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY GONNA GET A GOOD

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>Firm Handshakers in the house tonight
>My sides.

July is for combimemes

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>>38336816
It doesn't matter what month it is; what matters is the firmness of your handshake...

This one actually made me laugh. I want to give you a firm handshake OP

REEEEEEEEEEEE BUT BUT I CANT fIRM HANDSHAKE

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>>38337054
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GRIP THE DAMN MANAGER'S HAND, CJ!

Dad, you can just apply online nowadays

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>>38337808
"Those Internet things may seem nice, Champ, but you can't get a firm handshake and a job offer out of one. I'm driving you down to several places tomorrow to see if you can speak with several managers, and we won't stop until they hire you on the spot. And that's final, Champ."

>>38337827
but daaaaaddy

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>>38337947
"No ifs, ands, or buts about it, Champ: We're gonna find you a job tomorrow. Remember to speak with the manager, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. It's as simple as that."

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>>38336628

Why is this meme so Damn good?

Why is r9k the best board?

I have to say I was away for a while and this board has really shaped itself up.
I'm proud of you guys. Less suicide posting. Less hopeless >tfw posting.
More community support. R9k is really growing up. :)

The two most forced and cancerous r9k memes have finally been combined. I guess it was inevitable. Congrats OP

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>>38337054
>>38338064
"Champ, you could either sit there and make excuses or man up, pull yourself up by the bootstraps, and take the first step. All it takes is speaking with a manager, giving him a firm handshake, looking him in the eye, and telling him you want the job. Christ almighty, Champ."

this is next level cancerposting

>>38336628
First and last time the party rockers shit will ever get a laugh out of me.

>>38338158

It's next level beauty is what it is.

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I DONT WANT TO GET A JOB OLD MAN YOUR TIME IS UP!

This meme is so god damn good it hurts.

>>38336831
You're a pretty good handshaker. For you.

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>>38338185
You're never gonna get anywhere with that kind of mindset, Champ. Show some backbone and take the initiative by speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. Champ, it's that simple."

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>>38338230
FUCK OFF DAD IM DOING THIS NEW COOL THING CALLED BEING A NEET YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME FUCK YOU

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>>38338293
Increase the LCL pressure level to maximum; we don't have time to deal with childish tantrums.

If you don't unironically enjoy meta threads, you can never be a robot.

>WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU
>Shake that (hand)

>>38336628
here we see the foreign discord meme forcers hard at work invading the native neet lands with their socialization and coordination on outside websites

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>>38338448
HEY keep it down you know the rules

>>38336831
If I shake that hand will you die?