I have a problem.
I've heavily conditioned my ass to hold in gas. It's just nature at this point. The only time I do fart is when I feel an amazing pressure in my ass and stomach. I rip my sphincter and get on with my day. No one on earth has heard me fart in the last 5 years. I know this shouldn't be, but it is. I need your help, anon.
Conditioned through shame? Conscientious effort?