"Champ, it's time you got a job. I'm driving you

I have a job. You're retarded. Fuck off.

>>38335333
I'd give you a handshake for those digits, champ.

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>>38335333
"Champ, excuses got nobody anywhere. Now I'm taking you to look for a job, whether you like it or not. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing your resume. No excuses, Champ."

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>>38335390
OK, Dad i was a little nervous but i'm gonna make you proud and work up to manager! also i got a gf and smoked my first weed last night! becoming a normie feels pretty violating to me but i guess i'm just a bitch, lets go!"

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FIRM HANDSHAKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY GONNA GET A GOOD JOB

You're offices is like 1 hour away at least without rush hour

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But i did that 2 days ago Mr Sheckleberg told me to apply online and wait for a position to come up, im just waiting on the call or E-mail for me to start.

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>>38336418
Use the handshake, Luke...

>>38336447
But i can already afford all the blue milk and power converters I need with the Empires security and benefits.

I just need access to a spaceship so i can get off this rock. So i applied online.

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It's arr in the bow of humbre gratitude, Champ-san.