How do I get a cute stalker gf? I don't care if she ends up killing me or making my life hell.
She'd be overwhelmingly bored since you're always in your room with the curtains closed anyway, anon.
>>38335320
I don't actually do that though. I have a job, I leave my house all the time.
>>38335492
Then you are in the wrong board, and should fuck off to >>>/soc/ where your kind belongs
>>38335266
Life. Is. Not. Like. Anime.
>>38335320
The first comment in this thread is quite sufficient, no more are required. The more conscise way of saying this is of course unoriginal and verboten.