wtf i'm so excited i'm shaking, i found 500+ bitcoins

>>38333326
imma need a pic showing proof

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>>38333326
donate some bitcoin to bipolar reaseach for me anon

>>38333326
>ten minutes
>no proof
Maybe one day we will see a real story like this.

>>38333326
Im neet and fat as fuck can I please get a video game?
>1 or 2 dollars on my steam wallet.

i'm a chubby homicidal fembot neet who lives at home do i qualify

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>>38333326
>500+ bitcoins
speak english

I'm currently renting a home, have a stable salary +commision job, and living with my long term gf. Can I have a bitcoin, bud?

>>38333671
He has around A million dollars if he's telling the truth

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>>38333326

Shit man. I'm about to be kicked out of mommies house because "I don't contribute". Most of my days I just lay all day in my bed. Every what seems hour, she bursts in to tell me what a pathetic failure I am and that I will be out on the street soon. No jobs, no work experience and I'm 26.

>>38333603
>fembot
Next candidate, please!

If this is real
I'm a 18 year old who barely graduated high school
I've got no money
Quit my job
And have been thinking of suicide more and more lately
But I don't want the bitcoin
I'd rather you donate to a twitch streamer called whiteboylemons
He's a nice guy and deserves the money

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recently turned 20yrs, b'day the other day. i despise traps and faggy culture in general. spend my days waking up in the afternoon, playing vidya all day (lots of persona 5 atm), and take my dog out for night walks.

>>38333871
>t. Whiteboylemons

I

>>38333326
In case of authenticity please donate to the environment. Whether it be State Parks or WWF.

>>38333326
TOP FUCKING KEK, after tax your only clearing like 650k. Your not rich, so fuck off

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>>38334094

>six figures
>not being rich

Wewlad. We've got a retard here gents

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Nearly an hour and no reply from OP.

>goddammit I wanna believe

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I really just want to buy some psychadelics online to experience something that isn't me.
Please be real.

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>>38333843
Why don't you get a job? It's not that hard...

>>38333326


I'm a 39 year old NEET. No job, no gf. Completely unemployable because mental health issues. Live in a tiny basement apartment my abusive parents pay for until they randomly decide not to. It is what it is.

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I need this money, I'm homeless.

Even a few shekels will greatly advance my cause.

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>>38333326
1K3vw2H94xikfVaSDPnrwaKhG6HCRb5UP9

>Be A grade student
>Family distances itself from child abuser
>Grow depressed after feeling betrayed by them, and lost
>High school starts
>Do well until Christmas then just fall apart completely
>Have to repeat a grade and lose opportunity to get into med school
>Just gaming or on the web all the time Eating junk and losing weight since I never exercise
>Doing badly every exam to only barely pass
>stressing so bad start losing even more hair
>tfw nearly bald at 18
>apply to college
>kicked out of school
>have enough grades to not qualify for free education anymore but grades so bad I can't get a job
>spend a year looking for jobs. Threatened to be kicked out.
>join community college. Into debt. Possibly have messed up grades there too due to depression and general dumbassery
>college ended a few weeks back. No word on my results. Colleges I replied to not responding either
>shootme.gif
>still unemployed
>have crazy idea to start my own business
>selling my old junk.
>maybe my last chance at success. Who knows
>still a kissless virgin. Last held hands with a girl 9 years ago.

>>38333603
>fem
Die