I think it's time for a >tfw no gf thread >Tfw I

>tfw just want a qt that's not attractive to Chads so they can't steal her from me

I've never fucked a bitch in my life.

I just wanna get it over with so I can move forward knowing I'm not as much of a loser

>Inb4 hooker
That shit pussy, I'm not paying for it. I gotta do it myself
>Inb4 "sex isn't even that good dood you ain't missing out."

>>38328028
You'll only regret a hooker. But honestly, it isn't that great. My first time was with a slut in high school though, so I can't imagine how good it would be with someone you actually like.

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>manage to get a date
>screw it up
>keep thinking about her daily even though its been 5+ months
HOW DO I GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD?! REEE!!!11

>>38327795
>qt gf who's not attractive
hahahahahahahaha

>Be wise enough to dismiss 3DPD my entire life
>Start feeling the need for a partner in my 20s
>Get 2D waifu to fill the romantic hole in my heart
>Life is good and has been for nearly 2 years
You just gotta be serious about it and spend a lot of time making sure you interact enough with your waifu
Stopping watching porn, and fueling your hatred of 3DPD also helps

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>tfw ywn open the door and see you're waifu behind them telling you that she will live you forever

>>38327795
>tfw just want an uggo undesirable gf who has no self esteem so she will never leave me

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>mfw got quite successful and very well off in terms of money
>mfw no girl will love me genuinely and will only pretend so she can get her hands on that cash

this game is fucking rigged

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>tfw no asian qt 3.14 gf

>>38328242
you got it, champ
grats

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>tfw i know her name, we wave at each other, but we have never had a conversation

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>literally the last time I fell in love was in elementary school
>I was competing with another guy for this girl, never even held her hand, just talk to her and make her laugh all elementary
>they dated and had sex in middle school around the time I was gaining weight and self-isolating, still a virgin myself
>I don't see or love her at all anymore, but I still think about her whenever I remember how long it's been since I felt love.

>>38328028
>tfw you give into the virgin standard as if having sex changes you at all and isnt just some baseless social stigma used by sexually frustrated virgins and try hards to discuss their sex life, for a man especially your first time is really nothing special maybe if you havent masturbated before or have given into that mentality then it can be considered exhilarating, but unless you overcomplicate things your first time will likely be the worst as your simply inexperienced and you just wanna get it over with

>>38328450
KEK you havent felt the grace of love then dear anon, just give it your all and accept only you can change your fate so you might as well just be ready to make mistakes and deal with them rather than living in fear of what "could happen"

>work as waiter in small village
>there is another restaurant right next door
>waitress very pretty
>smile occasionally
>realise i'm staring too much
>she realises i'm staring too much
>service becomes awkward
>am told that her father is the count of the village and lives in the castle on the hill
>find out it's true
>she also lives in a literal castle
>mfw i'm falling for a noble that probably already knows how much of a robot i am

I haven't even fucking talked to her. Maybe it's too late, maybe she thinks i'm a weirdo now because i left it too long.

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>tfw ruined my chance at a gf

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>>38328573
I never understood why people think childhood love isn't true love. I've lusted after girls after I dropped out of love, I felt a need to impress girls after I dropped out of love, I've flirted with girls who were in my league and I could talk to, but I never really clicked with anyone.
I have a few girls who have been interested in me but I'd be fine with being just friends with all of them cause "Hey, it's still someone to talk to." and I have a fear of putting all this effort in without ever clicking. Add that in with my garbage self esteem and bad habit of drifting away from those friends make it impossible for me to ever initiate love again.

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>>38327748
>tfw mildly attractive
>tfw girls show interest in you
>tfw reject them when they make advances because I am a faggot who is afraid of commitment and being hurt
>tfw irrationally afraid other people will judge me because I was teased for speaking to girls when I was younger and I have been imprinted to avoid flirting or showing any affection towards girls
>tfw 19 year old virgin who never had a gf
>tfw it is entirely my fault