>C'mon anon, take off your shirt and hop into a

Take off my shirt and hop into the pool.

What would /r9k/ rate that woman? I'm confused.

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>h-haha ok
>*unsheaths soda can tier arms and chicken breast*

>>38323183
Keep playing my handheld while being ready to defend it if she tries to splash me.

>>38323183
make up some bullshit because I hate water and I can't swim

>>38323219
solid 7.5

>>38323219

Stacey's sister/10

>>38323183
Sure if you want to my horrific acne scars

>>38323183
Take off my shirt and pretend not to be self-conscious about my dad belly and man=boobs while any chance of me being seen as sexually attractive vanish.

>>38323239
>7.5

Are you kidding? That woman is genuinely georgeous. Look at her flat tummy, her arms with perfect fat distribution and her immaculate face.

>>38323183
okiiiii mommyyyy

>>38323296
She's objectively attractive but she's not my type. I'd probably give her an 8/10

>>38323296
>>7.5
how low are your standards brorgianal

>>38323183

thick back hair and man boobs at 16. Shit like this was torture.

>>38323183
>can't swim
>hop into pool and instantly drown
Would be a fitting end.

>>38323332
This why you wont ever get laid.


Faguroni

>>38323183
I'd go into the pool?

>>38323219
Solid 8.5, really nice body, beautiful face.

>>38323183
I would go in the pool. What does she not know I'm fat with my clothes on or something?

>>38323380
>not a robot
I'm just here to dwell with people with mental illness

>>38323436
I was real skinny for a period but I still looked fat without a shirt.

>>38323183
If she was asking this, chances are we've known each other for a while. I'd be perfectly comfortable to oblige.

I ask her if she swims by using her flapping vagina lips as a squid-like propulsion

If you don't have a god tier upper body from anorexia, you are not a robot.

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>>38323524
>tier upper body
> anorexia
wut
?

>>38323219
form your own opinions lad

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>tfw on 5k calorie bulk

S-sure... can I wear your swimsuit if I do?

>>38323453
then you weren't really skinny, you were skinnyfat. If I was skinnyfat I'd at least feel good not being fat and wouldn't give a fuck.
"A man without hope is a man without fear"

>>38323183

Take off my shirt and jump in. Got sick abs m8. Skin is shit but as long as she doesn't get too close it's not noticeable

>>38323183
>who are you
and
>no

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>>38323775
>5k calorie
Are you seven feet tall? Or just ironic fatposting?