>friend tells me theres a girl he knows who likes me >feelsgood.jpg

>>38320860
Give her the shocker

Lol you people are going to fucking die alone and i'm happy.

>>38320860
She's a below average girl. Just go out with her tomorrow. She might look a but better in person. If you don't like her, tell her you are only into 2d traps that your friends post on a Chinese weaving forum.

You could at least try meeting her. Maybe she's a nice person. But Jesus Christ is she ugly.

Maybe its just a bad pic? Either way having a girl like you and ask you out is something many robots will never have. Might aswell go out with her, you have practically nothing to lose

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>That manly fucking body
Hoohoooohoooo holy shit, yeah dude. Go out with this chick tomorrow, She probably is hot as fuck in reality bro.
Just be sure to be here tomorrow and tell us how it went lelelelele

>>38320860
Holy shit bro, she's got a stronger jawline and chin than 95% of /r9k/ kek.
Either way, try to see if she looks better in person, there's people that don't look good in pics. And if you don't want to be a virgin anymore, do the classic Chad move: pump and dump

>>38320860
i hope you like dick up your ass faggot

>>38320860
Just smash it pussy

Try and find another picture of her, that one was taken with a stupid lens.

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>That chin
It's a pill, not a suppository.
When will people learn?

>>38320860
>girl he knows who likes me
Mexican girls don't like gringos

You must not hang around females. That's clearly an ugly woman.

She looks Latina though so she might have DAT ASS.

>>38320860
lol dood she is fckugn ugly

thats a nigga!

>>38320860
If you are in this board. You have no reason to say no.

>>38320884
Found the bitter spic~

Why not just ask your friend if she is a tranny or not? Ask for more pics. Find her facebook and do some scouting.

>>38320860
Holy just look at that chin moly

She's obviously extending her jaw, you morons.

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>>38320860
>>can't tell if she's a fucking guy or just really ugly

trannies are not that common, it's just an ugly girl, you have spent way too much time on 4chan

go outside

>>38320976
Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

What's their story?

>>38320860
>that chin
>that shoulder width
100% man
Remember to jerk him off while you fuck

hang out with her and put it in her butt you fucking queer

She ain't even that bad looking. Terrible pic to boot. Smash.

>>38320860
>that should to hip ratio
I would kill for a body like that why did I have to be cursed with feminine hips and narrow shoulders just fucking end me

>>38321530

Holy shit, stop being such a femanon. Go to the gym.

>>38321539
>he thinks going to the gym can change your bone structure

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>>38320860
Tell him you have no interest in dating Crimson Chin.

>>38320860
NO ANON,

ALWAYS BE WEARY OF A GIRL WHO IS MORE INTERESTED IN YOU THAN YOU ARE OF HER.

/caps lock rant over/

>>38321584

I don't think you can be any more of a femanon than you are right now. It's about the illusion of change. I'm sure lots of guys still want to fuck you. Guys are fags like that. If you go to the gym, you can at least enhance what you already have.

>>38321631
Dumbfuck DYEL.
Hint:
Anon is not a girl

>>38320860
Tell your friend that is the worst possible picture he could have got of her. Ask him to send another.

A level 30 Witch in training would never date a man

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At least your sons would have godly jaw genetics. Presuming its even a woman anyhow.

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>>38320860
The chin. Dear god the chin.

eat a shit ton of taco bell and then mid hang out shit your pants and then start flinging shit at her and then run out knock over her trashcan then leave

>"WWWWAAAAAAHHH!! A GIRL LIKES ME AND WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME!!!11 SHE EVEN ASKED ME OUT!!11 ;___;"

no fucking way she's mexican, please tell me she's central american op.

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Due to the unusually high standards of /r9k/, the average anon, such as OP will only give girls like pic related a chance because he secretly likes stacies

Why don't you fucking losers have a 10/10 gf yet? It's literally that easy : just be yourself

>>38322387
what are you on about.
that girl is objectively unattractive.

>>38322387
Who is this qt3.14 annon? Plz

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>>38322407
Not that person, but maybe, considering that OP and most of his peers calling themselves "robots" and "social outcasts due to inferior genetics", he should seize the chance on having sex instead of being picky?
I mean, most people here would kill, literally, to get a girl genuinely interested in them.
But nah, nu-r9k gotta have giga high standards and complain to be virgin past 16 since no 10/10 would go to them and outright ask for their cock.

that's not a human, that's an orc

>>38322469
This. If you are in a position to reject a girl then you aren't a robot

>>38320860
Yeah, I think it's just a bad angle, OP. She's probably cuter in person.

and I've seen uglier Latina girls than that, the one in your pic really isn't that bad. Go for it OP, then post the results on r9k when you get back from the date :]

>>38320860
Everyone takes bad pics. Ask for more.

>>38322469
are you blind?
there's a difference between having high standards and not wanting to fuck a chick like in op's pic.

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>>38322469
>>38322493
>girl
originally no

>>38322515
No there's not, she's not deformed, not obese, put a sack on her head and hit it from behind, I don't know.
It's obvious you can't relate to robots.
Maybe you should realize you don't belong on this board.

Ask for a picture of "her" hands
That's the best way to see if someone is a man
If they look like they can hold a basketball with one hand then that's a man

nice friends OP holy shit, they now you are THAT desperate

>>38320860
It might just be a weird face she's making. She might be prettier when she smiles. Let me tell you something, I used to know this girl who was pretty ugly, a little less ugly than the girl in the OP. When I met her, I thought she was ugly, but when I started spending more time with her, I fell for her hard just based off how cool she was and she became the sexiest thing on earth. Just meet her, she could end up being your wife. Maybe your features and her features will go well together, you two have a son and he has a really strong, masculine chin.

>>38322523
Fine, girl (male) then

>>38322469
>>38322493
generally we call having sex with someone you don't want to have sex with rape. Obviously if you chose to do it, it's not, but at least to me, the idea of fucking a girl that I don't find attractive seems like self rape

>>38322560
She's not that bad looking anon. If her face wasn't so strong on the bottom half, she'd probably be pretty.

>>38322560
She absolutely looks obese. Retards think obese means grotesque but really it's a certain BMI

>>38322603
Alright you picky motherfucker how about you get the fuck out of my board before I call my frogs on your ass

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>>38322469
Not wanting a freak show isnt "giga high standards" originally off yourself my newfriend

>>38322603
That's how girls feel when they envision having sex with the kinds of people who go on here.

OP, ask your friend for another picture, I'm convinced she was just making a weird face in this photo.

>>38322560
oh my god, are you actually retarded?
that girl is not average at all.
legitimately a 3/10. if op has friends and a girl shows interest in him, he can't be that bad looking, and can do much better someone like that.

>>38322560
Looks like a fucking guy. What are you on about

>>38320860
You see how her dimple is showing on one side but not the other? And her mouth is moving to the side where the simple is? It's because she's making a weird face, that's not how she really looks. She's probably kinda pretty when she's not making retard faces.

>>38322635
Dumb frogfaggot

>>38322713
I don't disagree or find that unfair.

>>38322710
Who is this boner stoner?

>>38320860
Give her the D my man

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>>38320860
Pretty fucking certain OP's pic is shopped

>>38320860
You know OP, maybe she is a really nice person and you'll have lots of fun together. You shouldn't judge people by their looks only.

Fuck her for the story, even if everything else is terrible.

Just because you are hanging doesn't mean you have to fuck her or even will fuck.

Just go out, get some food and talk about something stupid.

>>38322710
who is this quintessential qt.

>"Waah! I don't have a gf and I'm a virgin!"
>girl shows interest
>"Waah! Its not the right kind of girl!!11 ;___;"
OP is acting like women

>>38320860
>>38322823
OP pic os photoshopped, look at her right arm

>>38322849
>>38322807
Actually my girlfriend. But r9k wont believe me

>>38322823

we got memed on it seems, what was the masterplan OP?

>>38322632
Are you dumb? She has a somewhat meaty upper body but her legs and arms are thin. I doubt her BMI is over average.

>>38322931

the pic is a photoshop dude >>38322823

>>38322852
>hmm I want to eat some nice food tonight
>*hands you plate of shit*
>you refuse the plate
>WAAAAAHH YOU ARE SO PICKY THIS IS WHY YOU WILL DIE ALONE

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>>38322983
Nah, its more like
>"I'm so hungry!"
>get offered a plate perfectly edible food
>"WAAAAH! I WANTED GOURMET FOOD!"

>>38320860
go for it. chances are you're ugly too.

>>38320860
Hey OP, you lucked out! You can marry into the Bogandoff family and your kids will be part of the illuminati now.

>>38321857
I can tell you spent some time on that, and it made me laugh, so I had to give it a (you)

>>38322983
No its more like
>I'm really hungry and I'm just desperate for food, I just wish I had something to eat, I just need something in my stomach or I may hurt somebody to get the food
>*hands you a plate of chicken nuggets*
>WHERES MY FUCKING STEAK!!! WHEN I SAID I WANTED FOOD I MEANT I WANTED STEAK!!!

>>38323133
Chicken nuggets are objectively good and sought after by a lot of people.

>>38323177
And a sweet butterfaced girl is also sought after by a lot of people. And they're usually better than the 10/10s

>>38323133
Nah try this
>Could really do with some food, it doesn't have to be 5 star cuisine, just something that doesn't taste bad
>*hands you a bowl of tripe*
>hmmm, well i'm not exactly starving to death yet, not sure if I want to eat this
it's a shit analogy and the thread is bunk anyway

>>38320860
Christ OP she's got a pretty face, I'm sure that angle is making her chin look worse than it is. Take her on a date.

>>38320860
well you certainly came to the right board phoneposter

>>38320860
She's cute in the original .lucky

>>38320994
maybe it's just the camera angle but she looks to have a V-taper to rival Superman. wide as fuck shoulders and tiny legs, likely no ass to speak of

>>38322823
Oh. She's actually really pretty even when she's making a retard face

>>38320860
if you wouldnt date this girl, even with the photoshopped chin and arms, you can't possibky be a robot and you need to fucking LEAVE

>>38322823
Knew it. I fuckin called it, she's pretty.

>>38320860

That is just a terrible picture. She isn't ugly.