Do you have a MANLY beard /r9k/? reminder: Men who can't

Only weak jawed beta males grow beards

>>38317963
found the beardlet but you have a point, if i had a nice face I wouldnt need to compensate with pubs on my face

>>38317963
Beard is a symbol of men, if you don't or can't have one, you're a fucking beta male

>>38317976
I can grow a beard, it just can't grow a decent moustache. Also I can't be fucked with the growing phase cause it itches like a mofo

>>38317953
no I cant stand how itchy it feels when its shorter so I just end up shaving

>>38317953

Yeah, I can grow a better beard than ops pic, I'm just fat.

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>>38318024
Strong and bulky fat or /r9k/-tier fat?

>>38317992
Beard is a bunch of hairs. You re basically defining your sexuality over a hairstyle, hurr durr alpha male

>>38318069
Beard is a bunch of hairs that grow thanks to TESTOSTERONE, having a nice thick beard is inherently MANLY as FUCK.

no beard=not a male

>>38318092
not sure if you trolling with your CAPS but try to look deeper(down) to find what makes you manly.

>>38318092
a limp wrist faggot could grow a beard, maybe someone like you can too, nothing manly about either

>>38318069
this has to be the worst argument ever. how do you define your sexuality then? by just having relatively stronger muscles? by just having a male urethra? what a dumb faggot.

tfw keep my self clean shaven because looking like a nu male isn't in where I live.

>>38318092
Actually growing a beard comes down to hormonal balance, why do you think so many nu males with high pitched voices can grow them?

skull size and deep voice is a sign of high test

Nope, I get just enough facial hair that I have to shave on a fairly regular basis but it's so thin and sparse that it doesn't actually form into anything meaningful.

Have a pube beard and look like a hobo when I grow it out more than 3mm. Shouldn't have masturbated so much.

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Yes fuck off not original

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>>38317953
true opie, look at all these bearded alpha males

I have beard because it hides my babyface. then when i get older, i will shave it and maintain youngerface

>>38319248
>not a single quality beard in the whole lot
Like pottery

>>38320181
obviously because most of their beards are maintained nitwit

Mfw im scared of what i would look like without a beard

>Your masculinity is defined by pubes on your face
Lol what a fag

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>>38317953
I have a goatee & stache (proper)
to hide my slight lower jaw deformity, pic related shows which part is longer than the other thing

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>tfw 27
>I've never had a centimeter of hair grow on my cheeks
>don't even grow sideburns either
It's going to be hell once I start balding

I have a beard, and the epidemic of numale hipsters trying to cover up their femininity with facial hair and plaid shirts pisses me off. I grew mine in protest.

>>38317953
This viking trend is shit.

My puberty is going really slow so I can't grow a full beard yet, but in a few months I should be able to.

>>38317953
lol I'm clean-shaven (every day), 285 lbs., 6% body fat and 6'3

I could knock you the fuck out, buddy. You wouldn't even know what hit you.

>>38317953
Yes, but I need to keep it trimmed short so it doesn't combine with my skin colour to make me look like a muslim.

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i can only grow a neckbeard desu
and I'm 25

i cant grow shit and im 29. it bothers me

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>>38317953
Physically can't grow a beard, but I'm apparently an omega male, not a beta.