>Ask wife to cuckold me >She divorces me instead. 25 years

>>38315887
you have been cucked anon, why are you sad?

>Was married
>Back to full robot status

Nah, nigga. It doesn't work that way.

>>38316374
Came here to post this, OP is a normalcunt

>>38315887
Normalfag you are not a robot

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>>38315887
That's what you get for being a disgrace

>>38315887
Congratulations on having a shitty fetish that ruined your loyal relationship partner.

Today Stacy was not a faggot
I hope you die alone you fucked up slag.
Your wife must feel so lost to know the one person in her life she depended on let her down by choice.

you shouldn't marry with before 30.
that's like marrying while you're still stuck in the trenches of the first world war.

>>38315887
Good you fucker. Your betrayal of the white race in unacceptable.

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>>38315887

Wait. what? Who the fuck are you?

None of us certainly recognize you. Neither in deed, nor in spirit. You're a cuck. Most of us would rather die or abstain than become that.

So what in the everloving fuck makes you think you can walk in here and ask me how I'm doing? I hope your wife takes you for everything you have, and you're the laughingstock of your entire circle of friends. I'm mildly amused to think about whatever children you may have, and if you have sons... that they'll eventually learn why you two split up-- and they'll feel nothing but utter disgust and contempt for you. You don't even have an iota of dignity, and believe it or not, we're too good for you because we have at least a shred.

Holy fuck I hate you. So much. Also, I hope your parents die in a fire, but the dog survives so he can come live with you, and you can constantly be reminded of them whenever you crack open a bag of purina.

>t.cyborg

>>38317663
the fuck is wrong with you.
I'll never be able to have kids either, because I've been outed as a pedophile and zoo fetishist, but that doesn't make me a worse person than most normies. The only thing fucked up about me is my sexuality, most people are way worse than me even if they only like vanilla sex.
Sexuality is fucked up and has nothing to do with personality. OP is just kinky, not a bad person

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>>38317832

Whooooa! Easy there, tommy twin-diddler.

I mean all of that in the nicest way possible.

>>38317832
He is literally promoting polygamy and is potentially setting himself up to be the provider of another man's child. He's disgusting, and so are you, as a matter of fact. "Kinky" should stay in your google search, idiot.

>>38317832
absolutely fucking disgusting
in some countries you would be stoned to death

>>38317902
please try to adapt to the culture of 4chan before posting. You still sound like somebody who shares his android phone under the desk with a classmate to post on 4chan in 9th grade. It's really obnoxious.

>>38317961
nah he doesn't actually want any of these things. It's just that sexuality is fucked up. Do you think people who are into "financial domination" actually want to lose money? Their dick just tells them to do it.

>>38317981
as if a lynching mob was ever the proper measurement of a persons worth.

We all know it's fucked up, we all agree on that, I'm just saying that it's due to how sexuality makes people do stupid shit and not because OP is an inherently bad person.

>>38315887
I don't even get what's so arousing about being cucked? Why would you want the person who you love to get fucked?
Cucks are retards

>>38318017

>obnoxious

Is pretty much what I was aiming for.

and really, you should get the fuck over to reddit if that's too much for you. You're certainly no arbiter of 4chan culture when you can't even countenance basic hostility against a type of person that is cancerous to the board-- that's you, btw.

Lol, I love your pious little mini-lecture. Cram it up your ass, you little shit. I've got a decade on you, and I've been shitposting since you started puberty.

But let's not go there, tommy would just get bored.

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>>38315887
>married
>divorced
>cuck
You're not a robot you had sex
You'tr a cyborg anon, more human than machine

Unless you keep on truckin and find love again your divorce is never going to get easier as time goes on, be glad that there isn't any kids involved right?

OP you are under attack because of your percieved superiority by other anons due to having attained a life partner.

join us in /25+/ there are helpful links and posts there

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>>38318247

... uhhh... yeah...

that's why...

>>38318134
>that's you, btw.
You are an embarrassment even to newfags.
You are way to serious for this site.
I know you came to 4chan about half a year ago because you clicked on a facebook link to /pol/, from your basic bitch dirtbike/hunting friends on your shitty Dell PC with a matte screen you bought at Radioshack and took everything posted there at face value like the 35 year old Kid Rock looking hillbilly you are, without realising the people there are all exaggerating for entertainment and it's not meant to be taken seriously. Now you are all caught up in the alt-right mindset with your hunting knife and your dear-head on the wall and your Stefan Molyneux videos.

I've been here since 2008 and I can clearly hear how much of a newfag you are. You are not fooling anybody. The only thing you are is a decade older than me because otherwise you couldn't have amounted to such an obnoxious square hillbilly.

>>38317832
No those fetishes are ok. You're better than op.

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26 and I'm still a virgin and haven't mentally matured past 16

>>38315887
Ok bro tbqhfam, i'm a bit of a normalfag, but you falling for the marriage meme at that age and thinking you're a robot, is the normiest, stupidest shit i've ever heard

>>38318432
I have also watched BBC cuck porn and scat. Porn/Sexuality is a bottomless pit that drags you deeper and deeper. Cuck porn is pretty fucked up and therefor gets your dopamine jacked up like nothing else. OP is just a junkie sticking the heroin needle up his ass, nothing else.

>>38315887
You got what you deserved freak.

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>>38318402

That's hilarious. You think I'm american. Or that I give a fuck about that stupid little ideological war that immature little faggots like you are currently 'waging' on one another.

I bet that all sounded great in your head, lol.

But you're so far off the fucking mark, that I'm relieved. You didn't get a single thing right, except that I'm a male, lol.

You on the other hand, well. Everybody knows who you are.

Good luck! and don't forget that ankle bracelet!

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OP here, I just wrote that shitpost and took a nap. Sad that that's what finally gets me some You's and not the reasonable, original discussion threads I try to start.

Still married, not a cuck fetishist. Thanks for the laughs lads.

You robots are so easily manipulated by us normies.

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>>38318847

Wow.

Sure got us good, huh fellas?

>>38318790
Dude stop lying I can clearly see you haven't been here for more than a year. I'm almost certain it's not more than half a year.
You post random art with your posts, it doesn't get more new than that.
I know you are avoiding specifics about yourself because I'm right about you being a hillbilly east-european newfag from facebook.

>>38315887
I know OP's just b8ing, but I will bite.
Cuckoldry is the only legal fetish that I despise 100%. I honestly don't give a fuck if you shit on yourself in the privacy of your bedroom, just don't bring it out into the light of the day and we a-ok.
But the moment you want your loved one to cheat on you as a fetish, that's where you deserve to get castrated and fucking shot in the head. Nice bait, tho.

You'll get to watch her marry another man, that's advanced cuckoldry

>>38319660

Originally kek'd in an original way

>>38318878

Tbh he got me, just because this board is full of actual cucks.

>>38315887
>>Ask wife to cuckold me
>>She divorces me instead.
Natural 20

>>38315887
>Married at <30

LMAO'ing at your lyfe

>>38320139
10/10 comment
>OH LAWD IM LAUFIN