r9k becomes a JRPG. All users who view this post are party members

>>38315026
How much XP do I need to get a gf? And what sort of quests will that involve?

Same shit as always. Collect crystals, stop the normie empire, kill a boss with multiple forms.
Although, we probably won't make it past the first area.

>>38315026
The game would be a massive brawl between all of the party members, considering how this board has become flooded with normies over the past few years.

>>38315045
Depends. How are your stats?

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>>38315026
>group starts battle with theirselves
>group dies
>win game

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>>38315045
you need spend all your points in charisma and complete the following sidequests
> get a job
> get a car
you can get the quests with this NPC

your objective is to reach the realm of reality and make your waifu real

>>38315200
Don't forget to max the "firm handshake" and "look 'em in the eye" spells. Also, stop by the nearest village and buy yourself a nice suit from the armory.

>>38315254
And don't forget to farm up that gold. That's pretty important. Maybe choose a class like "Lawyer". My favorite class to play as is "priest" though because you have easy access to qts with a regressed but deep sexual side.

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We travel the normie wastes in this thing, we'll need a crew of 5,000 though.

wait what class am I

>>38315128
>JRP
Sorry, I'm gonna use SPECIAL

>Strength
4
>Perception
7
>Endurance
6
>Charisma
4
>Intelligence
6
>Agility
2
>Luck
1

>>38315200
I have a job as an Uber driver so it is more like an arcade game, Crazy Taxi

there will be a plot twist in middle game that the only girl on the party was actually a trap, so all the other party members stop to discuss if it is gay or not

What about the underage b&? What do we do with them?

>>38315462
>all the Rinoa rule 34 when she has a cock

>>38315026
> JRPG
We fail automatically because we have no friends, ergo we can't can't kill the final boss/strip away his power/revive the main character with the power of love and friendship

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>>38315942
fuck! you're right, the only ending is the bad ending

>>38315942
We'll just have to turn the normies against the jews and use their inherent power of friendship on our side. Then genocide/rape them after.