If a sexy ass black woman and a real life female cenobite from

who the fuck would choose a demon over a black woman?

black woman, easy

>>38313459
black women skin looks like it smells bad

>>38313665
does chocolate look like it smells bad? come on man. also how would a cenobite skin looks like it smells good, it's fucking white

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>monster or black woman

its black culture and black attitudes that are my biggest turn offs.
Just like how white people frown upon hill billies


You can find well adjusted black women, they are just over shadowed by all the stereotypes

>>38313701
It's not that it's brown, it's that it looks like someone rubbed dirt on it

>>38313459
That sexy demon slut

>>38313521
>>38313640
>>38313701

Fuck off nigger lover

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>>38313710
>its black culture and black attitudes that are my biggest turn offs.

>>38313714
And how is a woman with skin like a corpse better?

>>38313761
I've never met a black person but they really do look like they smell like farts, not saying it's worse than a demon or that they actually do but I always get grossed out when I see black people's skin

>>38313795
>but I always get grossed out when I see black people's skin

Fucking this. I honestly don't know why but I just get this feeling

>>38313459
the black woman if its the one in your pic

>>38313833
the one in the pic is a fat and ugly

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>itt racist ass white boys and blackbot sellout coons who would choose a demon white bitch over a fine ass black woman

>>38313459
am i allowed to put a wig on the ceno?

>>38313867
why are you so mad people have different preferences than you?

>>38313893
You could ask the same question to this entire board to be honest.

>>38313893
how would you feel if women said they'd rather be with a demon than you?

>>38313459
The blackie, because I can cuck the blacks

I'm also not a machochist

>>38313459
in terms of pure fuckability, i pick the one on the right

if i'm planning on having kids with one of the two, i pick the one on the left purely because of genes

>>38313941
it wouldn't be that hard to understand in all honesty. >>38313710 the black girl on the right here is cute. the one in op is not. it's not a hard decision, faggot. he fucked it all up by posting an ugly bitch on a racist board.

>>38313459
To be totally honest I don't find either of them very attractive, but the demon is more fit so I'll go with that.

>>38313867
wow it's almost as though the demon/succubus angle makes it even better for some people!


>>38313941
understanding, assuming they were talking in terms of fantasy. if literal, i'd worry for their mental health. most robots here have as much of a chance of being with the black chick as they do with the hell demon bitch

left because she'd (hopefully) kill me after the deed and the thought makes me diamonds

>>38313993
>cares about genes
>choose a species that isn't even human to have kids with

what?

>>38313997
jhonni blaze is fine as fuck, how is she ugly?

>>38314039
o i didnt even know what the thing on the left was

i assumed it was some human with some major medical malfunction also including some kind of powers that let it keep those nails and shit in it

the white man's propaganda is so strong that guys will choose a demon bitch over a fine ass black woman

>>38314061
i don't know how i can explain this to you, her face just doesn't look good to me, my man.

>>38314116
>the possibility of having a choice that would otherwise be impossible & unobtainable is propaganda

anon, please. it'd be like having the option of a food item that only exists in a fantasy world, versus one that exists in our current world. only a dumbass or someone with picky tastes would pick the one that they could have outside of that current moment

>>38314120
I guess you're just gay then. It's ok if you are, I won't judge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhNPIGf36YY

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Neither. I'm too pure to hump and dump the black woman, and I'd only ever consider killing daemons.

>>38314187
if that's the only alternative, i guess i am. thanks anon.

>>38314311
look at that ass, how can you not wanna bang that?

>>38313459
damn i want the cenobite but i'm too afraid she had a stapler in her pussty or some fucked shit like that. those pin fuckers always trying to torture you for eterniny

not me though


fuuck that.

>>38313459
got a thing for bald chicks so you already know I'm going left

Would the cenobite try to hurt you or would she be nice (to you) if you wanted her to be?

>>38314353
There's poop in there.

>>38313459
How much influence could I really have over a cenobite?
Won't she try to torture me either way?

>>38314410
>Would the cenobite try to hurt you
yes, their whole bit is creatively torturing humans in their hell-dimension.

>>38314443
>>38314410
you're getting tortured but it will be pleasurable and painful to you at the same time, and you become a cenobite yourself

I'd go with the sexy black woman easily. The cennobite is a fucking monster and I'm pretty sure it'll just end with getting my skin torn off or something.

>>38314463
>it will be pleasurable
is this your own head-cannon? when was it ever pleasurable? granted i havent seen all of the films but i cant imagine them doing something like that.

>>38314518
If you become a cenobite, you learn to enjoy it. It was in Hell on Earth, if I'm remembering correctly.

>>38314518
pain and pleasure are one in the same, and you will learn to appreciate the wonders of both.

>>38313459
Depends, does the black woman know how to be ladylike and speak properly depending on the situation or is she just pure booty gorilla noise?

>>38314574
she's a thuggstress with a heart of gold and a ceo of her own music company, Lyon Industries.

>>38314637
Oh then no question, the black woman 100%

>>38314463
I'm not masochistic enough for that kind of torture.
What will happen if I reject her? Will she come after me?

>>38314567
>>38314570
>read the wikia page
>you can actually become cenobite
>if you arent worthy you just get killed or tortured to death in their hell dimension
so you're operating under the assumption all the shitters on r9k are worthy?

>>38314727
No, but that's not the initial question.

>>38313459
cenobite. black women have the highest rates of STDs, namely a 50/50 rate of herpes.

>>38314760
how would you even get to fuck them if theyre already killing or torturing you then?

>>38314780
You wouldn't most likely, which is why anyone picking cenobite is an idiot. You don't fuck demons, you shoot them until they die. It's what i'd do.

>>38313459
One of them is an astral being of infinite wisdom that can warp reality,and the other`s a monkey. It`s obvious that the demon would be the better choice.

>>38313459
Sexy is relative. Sexy to me means Catholic, well spoken, clean, funny, and at least half white, preferably Brittany Venti levels of white.

>>38314837
but Brittany venti IS white...

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>>38314116
>it's propaganda being pushed by evil whitey that made the majority of people love white skin

Nigger, even on the other side of the world in India, they prefer light skinned indians over dark as shit indians.

>>38314869
and whose fault do you think that is? hint, it rhymes with "Why T"

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>>38314196
THIS

>b-but you have to choose one!
I will fight to protect my virginity from that ugly, smelly, tattooed, degenerate demon, and the cenobite too.

>>38314902
Is it the Fleshlight?

>>38313521
Frank Cotton.

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>>38314932
It's useless to resist.

>>38314869
>ignoring india's history of colonialist rule.
k

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>>38314902
Yes. And until the stupid goyim learn to love black women, we'll continue to shove racemixing couples in every tv, movies, and video game we make.

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>>38314954
yeah and you saw how he ended up

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>>38314954
Still one of the most badass deaths in film
>"Jesus wept."
>>38314965
Stupid Imp! You're stupid. And you're gonna be stupid and dead!

>>38314966
>millions of shitskins got COLONIZED by the eternal anglo
>the best resistance they could do was going on a hunger strike and making them feel sorry for them
Thanks for reminding me.

>>38314463
>you're getting tortured but it will be pleasurable and painful to you at the same time
Wrong.
Where, two moments before, there had been an empty space, there was now a figure. It was the fourth Cenobite, the one that had never spoken, nor shown its face. Not a he now saw: but she. The hood it had worn had been discarded, as had the robes. The woman beneath was gray yet gleaming, her lips bloody, her legs parted so that the elaborate scarif
ication of her pubis was displayed. She sat on a pile of rotting human heads, and smiled in welcome.
The collision of sensuality and death appalled him. Could he have any doubt that she had personally dispatched these victims?
Their rot was beneath her nails, and their tongues-twenty or more-lay out in ranks on her oiled thighs, as if awaiting entrance.
Nor did he doubt that the brains now seeping from their ears and nostrils had been driven to insanity before a blow or a kiss had stopped their hearts.
Kircher had lied to him-either that or he'd been horribly deceived. There was no pleasure in
the air; or at least not as humankind understood it. He had made a mistake opening Lemarchand's box. A very terrible mistake.
"Oh, so you've finished dreaming," said the Cenobite, perusing him as he lay panting on the bare boards. "Good."
She stood up. The tongues fell to the floor, like a rain of slugs.
"Now we can begin," she said.

>>38315048
To be fair, with the state of the white man today making us "feel bad" would actually work.

>>38314852
She's a third black, and goddamn is it sexy. She has the best traits from both races. It's not really a shock that there has to be more white than black for that to happen, but hell, I'll take it.

Everything is better then a black girl.

>>38313521
Black women are the worst form of demon.

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>>38314965
Atleast the warp gods offer you something in return.

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>>38315217
Only if you're weak enough to follow them.

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>>38315239
It's usually a bad deal, but it's better than what a cenobite could offer you.

>>38313459
>cenobite

Alright, what's the down side? What are they? Looks to me like she's already chained up and enslaved. What could she do to me?

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>>38313459
Cenobite because name one person that has ever had sex with a literal demon
Sure I might be able to fuck a woman though it's unlikely but not even chad can score succubus pus

>>38315432
>Cenobite because name one person that has ever had sex with a literal demon
Kurt Cobain.

>>38315421
They torture you forever or just kill you.
OP already said this one gives you some pleasure while torturing you, so heads up.
You also can't harm her unless you have some kind of holy weapon or you're a cenobite yourself.

>>38315464
Trent Reznor too

>>38313867
I remember you. You're the female niglet that posts on here all the time. Would you mind taking yourself and other "blackbots" off of 4chan? It would really be appreciated.

>>38313459

Hmm!

Well they're not really the same thing.

With a cenobite, bascially you would be choosing to become an acolyte of pain, and have to endure decades or centuries of torment in return for mastery of self, power, and everlasting life. If you can endure it. I think I would make the cut, but it's not exactly a traditional career path.

With a black woman, basically you're going to get your dick sucked, have some sex, shower, and then lotioned up before cuddle up in bed-- because your skin is too dry. Eventually, culture clash/gender differences will get on your nerves as you realize you have no common tastes or interests. But the time that lasts will be nice.

I like both of those choices.

I'd choose the black girl, and then turn to the cenobite and tell her
>"we're ready to go with you now"

>>38315124
How can you be a third of anything?

cenobite, it can eliminate a few of my enemies and get away with it. I guess it's kind of gross it'll probably kill some other lady and wear her skin around like a suit but oh well.