>stumble out of your room dressed like whatever you're

>>38313199
I'm in my living room right now though, how does this work?

>>38313199

Walk into bathroom.

>>38313199
They'd be petting my cats prolly or at least the older one that's not scared of people. Then I'd say "Sorry about the mess on the table, wanna set up some beer pong?"

>>38313199
>Completely naked with shit smeared on my dick
Wew

I'm in my pajamas because it is 11:00 PM.

They start roleplaying their characters for Dungeons & Dragons (5th Editon) campaign. When the session is done, they start arguing over who gets suck my cock first. Disiniterested, I go to bed and fuck my 18 year old girlfriend (I'm 28, btw). They eventually get bored and start fingering each other, and I just kinda walk in and out of the room as I collect the necessary components to build a remote control airplane.

>>38313199
How would white girls usually react to a a black dude in his boxers?

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>>38313199
feel utterly ashamed

if this was the 1500s, i would have impregnated them all and be on my 25th kid.

im just wearing socks

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>>38313199
>in my underwear
>just came from intense fapping session
>smell cum and sweat
They'd probably frown in disgust and some of them would put their hand over their mouth in shock. Maybe one who points and laughs. I'd be slightly embarrased but other than that I would shrug it off and continue doing whatever I was gonna do, roasties aren't gonna ruin my day even if they're in my home.

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what are you listenting to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqjgaHJLek&list=LLrVhIwJc_CZoToA-juVATZg&index=1

>>38313320
how do it feel to be such a disgusting piece of shit

>>38313323
I'm on an arab song binge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XtdsYtgtC8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKwbptphnVU

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>>38313347
Pretty good to be honest. Makes the showers a luxury, also feels like you're free you know. You should try it.
>he doesn't sit in his underwear
>he doesn't have intense fapping sessions
Missing out, bud.