Be turbo neet, 26 year old khv. Son of single mom. Never had

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Be turbo neet, 26 year old khv. Son of single mom. Never had a job except flipping burgers. No one else wants me because I dropped out from school really early. Spent all time on games and browsing this place.

Mom is getting pushy about me getting an education or a job. To make her leave me alone I take meme courses online. They have certificates. She even pays them because she think it's real. After doing more than 5 courses in network security and administration totaling 500 dollar she refuses to pay more. Threatens to kick me out if I don't make 5 job applications a week.


Start Monday and do one Tuesday. On Wednesday both companies call me. They want an interview. Wtf meme courses work?! Book interview

>we are so happy to catch someone with these specific talent sets. Is entry salary of 60 000 sufficient?

Their faces completely serious but I know they are bullying. They are making fun of me. Jokingly say I want 65k to try and be humorous about their bullying. They chuckle and accept. Go to other interview they offer me only 55.

Wtf do I do robots?! They want me to come for introduction now. They are gonna bully me more about being so delusional about what these courses were worth. I miss the times mom brought me fries to my room. Why do companies bully nerds? I'm scared