"Champ, your mother and I are sending you off to live with your grandparents in Guangzhou. It's time you got off the computer, went outside, and met people. This is for your own good, Champ. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing in humble gratitude and shaking their hands. Get your stuff ready, Champ. I'll drive you to the airport tomorrow."
>>38310583
>shaking their hands
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Fusing two tumours together to form a super tumour. Amazing
>>38310583
No dad, you ale the one going to China ching chong
>>38310583
ily be safe maybe u will meet a cute grl
>>38310583
"Son, stop watching those ching chong cartoons, put your tracksuit on and follow me to the car. Today, i'll teach you how to be a man"
>>38310583
"I told you we should have never adopted one of those Chinese babies, I know you wanted to keep your perfect white woman figure honey by not getting pregnant, but now I have a son that genetically sucks at sports, looks like every other waiter at the Chinese restaurant and will never have sex"
Asian Male Fail Thread.