How the fuck do people even pass job interviews? >mfw "Tell

>>38307821
No one ever asks that.

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>>38307821
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER AND GIVE HIM A FIRM HANDSHAKE, CJ.

>>38307821
you aren't supposed to say anything about yourself just a bunch of pre-thought awnsers the company has heard a billion times already.
>tell me about yourself
"oh i'm a hard worker, and i sure love working! it's the thing that gets me up in the mornings!"
>what are your greatest weaknesses
"honestly. sometimes i overload myself with work because i love it so much"
>where do you see yourself in ten years
"assistant manager! i never would question your authority"
make sure to suck his dick for extra good measure. you'll be doing this alot wagie

I've done a couple interviews back in the day before giving up on employment and fully resigning myself to NEETdom.

Protip:
Honestly is the best policy if you suck at lying.
Prepare some straight up outlandish answers to throw them off balance. You know what job I'd really like to do if I had my choice? Cowboy. Haha, you're serious? Well let me tell you bitch, I want to organize the logistics of a cattle drive: i want to make sure there's enough food, coffee, reserve horses... I'm optimal for any position where you have to organize anything including yourself (hint: that's all of them)
And if all else fails flip the script and ask them questions. Make sure it's not shit you could google, and you're home free. Even if you don't want to know, asking gives you time to rest before they're done answering.

glhf

>>38308044
How old are you neet? Do you enjoy the neet life?

Job interview coming up for small electronics store can anyone help me out man I really need a job and seriously can't live without an income any longer

I'm sure there will be
Tell us about yourself
And where do you see yourself
I need some kind of guaranteed way of getting this I'm teetering on the edge