>Wage slaving 8-5
>Usually take later lunch
>Lunch from about 2-3
>Get Moe's , go back to office
>Sudden urge to poop
>Can't poop at work, there are about 6 employees in this office and one toilet so everyone will know that I pooped.
>Just need to hold for another hour and a half and I'm home free
>Wish me luck robots