>Visit my aunt in LA >Im 19y old >run out of cigs >want

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>>38302693
>smoking like a degenerate

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>>38302727
I need my cig after waking up
Im dying inside atm

>>38302693
camp by a 711 and ask someone duh or bum em / offer money. also should switch to vaping neways.

>>38302843
I dont want to lose my visa because of this and im way too paranoid 24/7

>>38302882
hmmm interesting dilemma. maybe just chew some gum and huff on menthol sticks that ravers use. you could also scavenge for used butts but that's homeless tier and disgusting.

but op, are you fucking your aunt?

gotta start with the important things.. first

>>38302972
I had hopes that someone who i knew thanks r9k since 2 years would buy me cigs

But that piece of shit just bragged about fucking girls and wasted my time

>>38302693
I'm hopefully going to LA for anime expo next year, this really worries me desu.

>>38303210
>Anine expo started when i arrived in LA
>Didnt knew about it until the last day

JUST KILL ME

>>38302882
There's nothing illegal about bumming cigs. Just keep asking until somebody says yes, or offer to pay a buck for two or some shit

>>38303233
I was gonna go this year but I waited too long on plane tickets and they went up over $100 which completely fucked me, still bummed desu.

>>38303265
I just know that murrican cops flip out if you try to get alcohol as a underage

are you trying to bait me
>>38303285
Im not doing anything all day when my aunt is at work

I went once alone to venice beach but losing 90$ there triggered my bpd and now i have a depressed mood since that

>>38303370
We should go together next year, we can smoke cigarettes and talk about anime and fuck consluts.

>>38303370
Are you a eurofag? Cops honestly don't give a shit about underage people getting tobacco unless a single store is doing it to a lot of people. There isn't even a law against smoking or consuming tobacco, it's just for purchasing them.

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>>38303417
Eh
I started to hang out with people irl i knew from school after getting released from the mental ward

they want me to travle with them already next year

>>38303469
Yes, maybe i will try it out later but i have a hard time talking 2 random people
specially when iwant to ask them about something

>inb4 i get shoot by a cop

>>38302693
Nigger just give some money to your aunt and ask her to buy you a pack of cancer.
Or ask people on the street for cigs.

I legit wonder how many people here legitimately have autism.

>>38303663
She dislikes cigs cause my grandpa died thanks cancer

>>38303686
Literally ask any friendly looking dude outside a gas station to go in and buy you a pack, and tell him you'll tip him a 5 when he gives them to you

You might get ripped off because it's a city, but you'd be surpised how many people would do it for you and not give a shit

>>38303686
Tell her that people die of cancer without smoking. Smoking just increases the risk of getting one, they're not a death sentence, but a financial burden if you smoke 20 cigs a day like i do.

>>38303790
She is literally like my mom
I could ask her when she is back from work but the chance is low
Comming to LA was such a mistake

I should have stayed home and just smoked cigs and weed all day
>>38303760
Cigs are already expensive enough here

>saw a pack of 20 cigs for 9$
what is this scam
I get 30 for 8 yuros

>>38303895
They're 5 or 6 bucks for 20 down in the South

That law really is bullshit though, I sorta kinda get 21 for booze but for cigs it's just stupid

>>38303895
>I get 30 for 8 yuros
Dude switch to making your own, buy boxes of tobacco, a cig making machine and tubes, a box is like 5euros in the first world Western Euro country i'm in.

>>38304071
I used to roll my own cigs but im way too lazy for that nowdays

>>38304115
>rolling
Nigger tier
You just pop that tobacco in your cig machine, put in a tube, do that shotgun reloading move and you have a cig. It's also cheaper than rolling, by about 1,50 euro.

>>38304240
>Nigger tier
Cebruz basically is one

>>38304240
i never had a selfmade cig that i enjoyed

Is there even marlboro tabacoo for sale?

>>38304334
Hello butthurt anon

L.A is the worst city I've ever been too I genuinely don't know why so many people go vacation there

>>38304643
idk but i felt for the la meme
welp at least the universal studio was pretty fun

>>38304508
It is, but because it's Marlboro, it's more expensive. Just get some Winston back in Yurop.
>>38304334
Wait is that faggot back? I went off arcanine for about a year.

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>>38304907
Thanks for the advice but i think i will stay with cigs


Wow really rude calling me a faggot
Im hetero now

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>>38303537
>be yuropoor
>come to america
>beg someone to buy you a cig
>get shot

>>38304941
>i'm hetero now
Once a fag, always a fag.
Lazy one at that, just make your own cigs, you spend like five minutes in the morning to make four cigs for the day.

>>38305360
>four cigs for the day
thats not enough
I would have to hide the stuff for it since my dad is not okay with smoking

God i just ate, i want a cig sooo bad

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i am smoking cigarettes right now

fuck you op

>>38302693
You're only a couple of hours from nevada. The age for tobacco is 18 over there. Grab some dip while you're at it, much more potent and scares the normies.

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>>38305658
I will smoke you
fucking gay faggot

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>>38305717
you can smoke my penis retard

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>>38305803
That would be really gay and im not gay anymore

just go to any seedy gas station/liquor store. act confident, like you've done this before. most of the time they should sell to you, if they ask for id just say you forgot it. if they sell to you after that then you're good.

>>38306019
>im not gay anymore
i'm going to need some context anon

>>38306209
Im always in semi panic when i talk to new people
>>38306230
tldr

I had a irl bf who was shitty to me
now i want a gf

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>>38306352
disappointing story, 2/10

>>38306352
we're all on are nein kay so i get that, but this is pretty much the only way to buy them for yourself.

you could get someone else to buy for you, as stated earlier ask a friendly looking person outside the store

>>38302693
Holy shit are you me? Im in some hippy city too but can't bring myself

>>38302693
is it really 21 to buy cigs in los Angeles? i live near san francisco and i could buy cigs when i was 18.

>>38306464
I have to get myself to leave the house but right now im just lying in bed with a shitty mood
>>38306482
rip us both
>>38306526
Ye it is a new law in cali if im right

welp wish me luck
otherwise rip me

What the fuck dude? why 21 thats retarded

nothing like some black coffee and cigs

how many do you smoke a day i usually smoke about 5

>>38307767
around 5 - 8
if im stressed 12 - 15

>>38302693
>the law doesn't apply to milfags
AHAHAHAHA see you later loser, looks like Chad wins again!

>>38307841
how many a day do you think is relatively safe? imo about half a pack

>>38307876
I dont understand your question for some reason

>>38308717
how many cigs a day do you think is okay as far as health goes

i say about 10 wont hurt daily

>>38308786
I dont think there is a healthy amount
Already one cig is pretty harmfull to your body

>>38308930
Just out of curiosity, do you think that smoking weed is beneficial for you?

>>38309026
It makes me to have less mood swings

>>38308786
Don't worry, when you'll be addicted enough you won't care about health anymore.
Even when you start feeling like shit because of it, the thought of never having a cigarette anymore will frighten you.

>>38309062
So then what's the difference between inhaling smoke into your lungs?

>>38309160
Smoking a plant will never be good for your lungs

But weed makes me to feel good while cig is just a a addiction with no real effect

>>38309082
>Even when you start feeling like shit because of it, the thought of never having a cigarette anymore will frighten you.
i smoke 3 packs a day and cough up yellow brown shit

i have a death wish

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>>38309190
>weed makes me to feel good while cig is just a a addiction with no real effect
Stoners everybody

>>38309190
Fair enough, I'll give you that.
It's just funny to hear people talk about how smoking weed is the greatest thing you could do for your body, but smoking tobacco will kill you dead

>>38309284
both will kill you for sure

>>38309218
I never said that weed wont kill you

Imaoing @ this thread

>>38310772
stfu you gay faggot

>>38302693
ill buy you some if you join my kik group

>be 20
>go to trip through new England
>all those has-been towns
>get to Boston
>shitloads of homeless people, can't buy cigarettes because you have to be 21
>can't go to pubs either because the US is so backwards

I had a lot of fun in Texas and Colorado though.

>>38310950
>kik group
what is this autism

>>38306526
Yeah, it's a new law from the last election. They also added another two bucks to the tax, which is why it's $9 a pack now. I guess it kind of had the desired effect on me, I switched to vaping because it's so much cheaper now.

>>38312039
>milfags can buy cigs on base at pre tax prices

CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD WOOOOO!

>>38302693
Where in LA, robot? I'll just get you a pack of smokes if you're nearby.

>>38302693
>mfw can smoke and drink all i want at 18 in Ausfalia
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>38311342
its an autistic group

>>38302693
OP if you still in LA I can pick you up a pack

>>38312105
>>38312352
Idk if this is a good idea

>>38312597
Fuck you man I'm 20

LA is a shitty place to live. Hot, humid, alligators try to eat you, and the locals talk like their mouth is still full of dick. Come over to MS, we are much better and sell the drugs you want at 18.

>>38312616
>Im 20
>You have to be 20

>You have to be21**
fixed

>>38312664
Implying a native couldn't get smokes

>go to any liquor store in the ghetto
>try to buy cigarettes
>get id'd
>walk out
>repeat
>???
>profit

>>38312647
Mississippi was a shithole but I will say that you could get a pack of Eagles for $1.00
Tasted like shit and it came in a soft package, but whatever

>>38312687
implying underage who could get smokes isn't a normshit

>>38312718
Fuck you man I live in Garden. It ain't hard to get smokes if you go to the right liquor store.

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>>38312807
flakewood here join my kik group

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>>38312831
There are robots that live near Gardena? That's impossible....

>>38312894
>There are robots that live in one of the most populated areas in the US?

Anon, please. You calibots (ESPECIALLY in/near LA) & robots in NYC have no idea how lucky y'all have it. When the zeemaps threads were still being posted, there were dozens of robots all within a some miles, if that, of one another. Closest person to me was over 2 hours away. I'm surprised y'all don't have a club of sorts, to be honest

>>38312831
>>38312894
you both are too far away from me
rip

>>38312959
Zeemaps link pls? I wanna see this for myself

>>38312959
>>38312959
Where do you live if you then anon?

>>38303417
are consluts a thing? how do you identify if a girl is DTF?

>>38312959
That's not a good thing. As a southern califag the Zeemap thing was a good idea until I remembered robots will always be robots.

Every guy and girl I met off there in socal was insane, broken, or simply a terrible person. Lots of guys and every girl ghosted me. I know it isn't a problem with me either since I have a lot of great friends who say they like me and say I'm cool af.

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>my thread about getting something to smoke turned into socstuff

please im dying

>>38313102
I offered to buy you smokes man what more do you want

>>38312989
no idea. i haven't seen the threads in weeks so i think mods have began to prune them

>>38312998
eastern/high plains area of Colorado. may as well be Kansas(Legal Weed Edition)

>>38313079
>Every guy and girl I met off there in socal was insane, broken, or simply a terrible person. Lots of guys and every girl ghosted me. I know it isn't a problem with me either since I have a lot of great friends who say they like me and say I'm cool af.

no offense dude, but i don't know if you belong here

>>38313152
But you live too far away
im close to westwood

>>38313183
Well it's far during the day but at night it's an easy 15 minute drive

>>38313229
Im only free until nighttime

also this traffic is a nightmare

>>38312959
most of them are actually crossposters from soc, so """""lucky""""

the lucky thing is that my kik group isn't interesting enough to keep their attention

>>38313748
Post that ur kik
i will add u

>>38313769
bureaucop