Who's your favorite god/goddess, /r9k/? If you want, you

Bellona

>>38299685
Athena is a stupid bitch. Medusa did nothing wrong.

>>38299707
>Medusa did nothing wrong.
>Medusa was originally a ravishingly beautiful maiden, "the jealous aspiration of many suitors," but because Poseidon had raped her in Athena's temple, the enraged Athena transformed Medusa's beautiful hair to serpents and made her face so terrible to behold that the mere sight of it would turn onlookers to stone.
You're right. Besides Hephaestus was a true robot.

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>>38299685
Antheia

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>>38299685
Artemis because titty goddess

>>38299685
Ishtar sounds pretty cool, but Izanami is also really cool.

>>38299863
>because titty goddess
Too bad you'd lose your life if you'd see those titties.

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>>38299685
Kek
he is the god of gods

>/r9k/ only likes goddesses

>>38299893
I'm not going to like Chads like Zeus or Aries.

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>>38299685
Are we limited to greek gods only?

>>38299908
>Are we limited to greek gods only?
OP didnt say the limitations.

>>38299908
Nope, choose whatever you like, dude.

>>38299908
I picked two different goddesses from two different non-greek pantheons.

Pan is my favorite

>>38299883
Yeah but she'll just show me some human tittys for being a good boy

Epona

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Is Zamasu /ourgod/?

Avandra is the one true goddess

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artemis out of the normie 12, but also mnemosyne, nyx, themis, and aura (i like titans)
t. mythology autist

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Why are people picking greek goddesses when they could be picking the lonely zombie waifu that created the land that created anime?

>>38300546
>normie 12
>implying Hades and Hephaestus were normies

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This nigga is pretty hilarious

>>38301202
Lowkey would go gay for loki

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>>38299685

Hecate is mine.

>>38302271
>not having him turn into a qt so it's not gay

>>38302334
Who senpaitachi?

>>38302408
But then he'd sprout like 6 dicks as a joke

Hades is probably my favourite. He was one of the few Greek gods who wasn't an absolute cunt.

>>38302475
And he got fucked over.

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I like Kali the Queen of Chaos

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Dionysus is everything i wish i could be

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>>38299685
artemis is my waifu because she's an actual strong and independent figure that wouldn't take shit from anyone. I too love the hunt and the rush of it so I understand her dedication to it

>>38301091
hades was a normie redditor. hephaestus was a robot, i'll give you that

>>38302536
Underworld seems like a decently cozy place. Downside being the other gods send people down there on quests which fuck with you sometimes.

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I like Bast/Bastet the most. I like the multifaceted characteristics that the goddess represents. I like the representation of a fierce bloodthirsty warrior that will not back down combined with a loving instinct coupled with the importance of the home enviroment.

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>>38302568
>>38302568
I have always been weirdly fascinated by her images since seeing her in an encyclopaedia as a little guy.

>>38302443
More like he'd birth you an 8-legged horse.

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First answer was Athena but I really like Ostara too. I love the image of a beautiful pure goddess wandering through the winter covered lands melting the ice and bringing for life again.

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>>38299685
First for hermaphroditus, god(dess) of traps.

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I like Kokopelli. He was a very commonly worshiped god in the American Southwest who stood for fertility, agriculture and music, usually depicted something like this with a flute and a hunchback. Supposedly he would come to villages with stories and stuff, playing his flute, and while he traveled he also drove back the winter and brought back spring. Some say in his hump he carried unborn children on his back which he would give to girls to make them pregnant, making him someone to fear for them, but it was also believed he kept seeds back there to speed on the harvest. Kokopelli was also a trickster god, which is interesting for an agriculture deity, and was known to be a lady's man in spite of his hunchback.

It's theorized that Kokopelli's image and name is based on the Robber Fly, which live in this area and which also have rounded hunchbacks and a prominent probiscus, similar looking to how Kokopelli is depicted with his flute. These flies are very promiscuous, probably the reason they were associated with fertility to start with. This image is still pretty popular for tattoos.

>>38302419

Hecate was the Greek goddess of magic, or just a witch, or something between. I think Odysseus runs into her in the Odyssey.

>>38300661

Izanagi is kind of a dick in that story. Not as much of a dick as Susano'o is to Amaterasu, but pretty dickish.

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>Zeus
Pretty based. Picking him as favorite would feel weird because that's like playing Mario in Mario Kart.
>Apollo
Best style but can be kind of an asshole sometimes. Probably favorite though.
>Dionysus
"Let me have drunken parties in your town all the time or I'll make your women eat you alive." He has good style but he's even more of a dick than Apollo.
>Poseidon
Pretty fucking cool dude. Doesn't really fuck with people unless he gets fucked with, has a lot of cool children and is ripped as fuck. Definitely up there.
>Ares
He's the god of war but he can't take the violence which he dishes out. He never had a good solid look to him anyways.
>Athena
I get PTSD from any mention of Athena after reading a fanfic where she eternally tortured an army with foot related transformations. I now know what flattening fetishists feel like after fapping.
>Hades
Very very close with Apollo for being my favorite. He has his own palace in his own fucking underground lair with everybody who ever died. Lots of cool magic, minor gods and sights to see there. Only fucked with other people when tfw no gf.
>Demeter
She didn't really do anything besides the whole winter thing.
>Hephaestus
Most /r9k/'rs think that they're Hades when really they're this guy. Would hang out with him though.
>Hera
She's the fucking Peggy Hill of goddesses
>Aphrodite
She sounds like the kind of girl that would talk in a cutesy high pitched voice all the time that's endearing the first time but makes you want to kill yourself if you listen to it for more than an hour. Not bad though.
>Hermes
Absolutely fucking bro-tier. If I had to go on adventure and I could pick any god, it would be this guy.
>Artemis
Absolutely QT but even fucking the strongest heroes would have 0 chance with her.
>Hestia
Underrated waifu.
>Iris
Best waifu by far.

I just realized that this post is like one of those people that quote every fucking post in the thread even though no one cares. Haven't researched much outside of Greek myth.

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Phobos god of fear.

Let terror consume you.

Danu

>>38299707
Athena's changing of Medusa is supposed to be a gift. Medusa was near enough the most beautiful woman alive, Athena changed her so that she would never be raped again, not even by gods.

>>38299685
>Poseidon

I really like water and the idea of controlling it.

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>>38303114
Oh man, so that's where this comes from!

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>atlas

Isn't there a most robot-tier god?

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Jesus Christ the King of kings

>>38299771

Despite her being said to be ugly, art depictions of Medusa's face and body seem to show her to still be beautiful

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Shiva
>inb4 hindu shit digger, I'm white

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>>38299685

I like strong women, like St. Olga of Kiev

>>38302620
>DUDE WINE LMAO
What the fuck?

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>>38299685
Tyr/Tiw
>once chief god most revered by germanics
>supplanted by some chad with dogs and birds who is literally a turk
>be nice to the other gods and lose my hand helping them
>get made fun of for it

fucking Odin REEEEEEE

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By far Nu Wa
>Top tire Waifu
>Chinese
>Motherly
>Monster girl
>Summoner class i.e. best class
>Elemental subclass

tfw you will never be warmly embraced by the mother of mankind

Artemis is the only worthy one.

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>>38304963
>Virgin
>Will kill you if you even lay eyes upon her naked body

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All those misguided sheep itt

>>38304918
>>38304999
>>38302874
>>38304867

Kek'd lads. Have the strangest feeling that phrase wouldn't be original.

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>>38305467
Thought someone might appreciate the trap god. I saw a statue of one in a museum in Turkey once with the dick snapped off. Romans thought it was super funny to make statues that looked like women from behind but had a hidden dick.pic related.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphroditus

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The patrician choice
>be just a monkey
>completely btfo entire Chinese pantheon

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>>38299685
Can you imagine if you're a virgin neckbeard mortal in ancient Greece and the fucking goddess of love and beauty takes pity on you and let's you fuck her?

>>38303490
Instead the gods put a fucking hit on her. If it was a gift, Athena would have made her immortal like her sisters

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>>38300546

>not picking the troll goddess
>she will never tease your cock

Hecate obviously

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>>38299863
Artemis is not the titty goddess though. PLus she prob smell dank from all that hunting.

>>38303282

Artemis always seemed to me like one of those butch-like feminists (not the dyed hair SJWs) who don't shave and let their dogs fuck them instead of going out with men. I mean why else would she love animals so much.

>>38303722

he's a titan, not a god.

>>38304845

That's not a goddess. She was just a princess who was canonised by the orthodox church arbitrarily. She was an actual person.

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>>38299863
Artemis is op

>>38306739

My nigga.

Hecate is the SHIT.

>>38304928
Low skill god

>>38303722
All the other gods to Atlas at the Olympus party:
>Here Atlas, hold the heavens while we party and fuck lol
>what do you mean you wanted to fuck Aphrodite?
>Hey Aphrodite, come listen to this
>omz (oh my Zeus) what a creep lol
>come on Dionysus, pour more wine over my tits and cum in my cup so I can drink it lol
>I'm gonna put sooooo many grapes up my ass and make you dig them out with your dick ;)

Post lewd Greek statues and godly art depicting gods as perfect men and women as semen demons please.

>>38299898
>Aries

Murrikan education, gentlemen.

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Yahweh i.e. God Almighty

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>>38306586
>Eris

Muh dik.

>>38302568
Hindu gods are GOAT.
>have magical spaceship battles over the Earth which last for eons
>pretty much an original JoJo reference with all the multiverses, infinite faces, reincarnations, wacky powers, etc

When you think about it, the only boring mythology is Christianism because everything has to revolve around an egotistical fuck that thinks he's the bestestest.

The Abrahamic God is basically an OC donut steel character.

>>38302874
Lol futa is canon after all.

>>38303917
OP kike donut steel character.
>worship me or die eternally
>if you don't suck my ego dick for eternity I'll send you to the pits of hell to be tortured forever, nothing personnel, kid
>PS. I love you unconditionally :)

>>38299685
Hel and Frej

>>38306321
Now I wanna read a fanfic of Diogenes and Aphrodite.

>>38309099
We get it, you vape.

3567809875gh

>>38299685

Nyx, Echidna, Hecate, Persephone, Arachne, Eris

New-age Gaia and Gaia-theory

too much shit to remember

I knew this Lithuanian girl called Vesta once, she was goddess tier hot to boot. Did not appreciate virgin jokes or references to combi boilers.