>You are awkwardly minding your business when you see this

stand up and run away

break her fucking hand

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>>38298450
>What do you do?
dream of spending life together

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i would grab her wirst before she could touch me and shout NO!!! I DID NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO TOUCH ME

female privilege.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Run away before she claims I raped her.

>>38298450
>What do you do?
I'll shout "I DON"T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!" Then kick her in the testicles.

probably sit there and let it happen while i fantasize about pulling a gun on her

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have a man grab some pussies and see what happens

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>>38298450
self defensive fart

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>>38298450
Call the cops and ask why they let some nigger run around my neighborhood committing sexual assault. Have her put in lockup and have to register as a sex offender. Wait for feminist protestors to show up in front of my house. Stand in front of the picture window with my robe open drinking coffee and smoking weed. Record video and upload to 4chins.

If the genders were reversed that guy would be jailed instantly for sexual assault and/or attempted rape (even though that might not have been his intention). Even if the guys would try to contact authorities everyone would just laugh at them and write them off as pussies for getting offended someone touched their crotch. What a world we live in

At work we end up with lots of lost phones laying around. One of my favorite things to do is like put them on charge and then if I had a table with a cute dude I'll take it over to them and leave in on the table with a note saying like "take this to the bathroom and take a sexy picture for my tip"

Sometimes they steal the phone which doesn't matter, most of the time they just ignore it but rarely I get a nice dick picture of sexy teasing shot and almost always more money than the average tipper. Guys will tip the shit out of you if you show a lot of interest in them.

Once for lulz I put it over in front of this really chubby robot dude. I'm not sure why but I think he was trying REALLY hard to be a normie and eat out at least once a week.

He seemed nervous and ignored it at first but I came over and asked him allowed if he would do it for me and called him sweetie. He finally agreed and disappeared for like 15 minutes and when he came back there was a picture of a fucking STELLAR dick on it, the background however was not our bathroom.

I told him it looked great and he was like "th-thanks it belongs to my girlf-friend" and he threw down like 40 dollars on a 15 something bill and power walked out the door and never came back as far as I know.

>>38298719
>belongs to my g-g-girl *stutter* friend
my sides

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>>38298719
>th-thanks it belongs to my girlf-friend" and he threw down like 40 dollars on a 15 something bill and power walked out the door and never came back
what a Chad

>>38298690
Haha she's black, if she got arrested for provoking shit in this county she better have her credit card memorized and hope the bondsman picks up on the third ring or she's gonna lose her teeth her first night in lockup. Those girls have no chill whatsoever.

>>38298743
>>38298781
ALSO browser had a porn video on for a white dude having sex with an asian lady and the dick picture was saved from a soc dick rate thread.

I guessed he had tried to get hard watching the porn and couldn't or something and then decided to cat fish me with some social dick.

OR that was his dick he posted to soc and he really did have a very satisfied presumably AZN gf.

>>38298719
>>38298834
You really trying hard to fit in there, don't you roastie?

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>>38298834
he went to toilet and met asian qt there
fucked her and filmed it
they are a couple now

it was real Chad Thundercock himself

I drop my pants exposing myself but tuck my dick back so it looks like I'm a grill and scream "I'm an uppity nigress and this is when I grab yo dik"

Pin her down, & call the police cause I've just been sexually assaulted.
No one violates my body like that

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Finger bang her

>>38298450
Punch her in the face. It's sexual assault desu.

>>38298450
sauce? help a robot out

>>38298450
I look like a cross between genghis khan & a skinhead.
Shes black and i do not think shed even come near me.

Same thing I did in highschool and let it happen

I scream "NIGGA GET YOUR HAND OUT MY POCKET" as loud as I can while the gunman runs up and shotguns her shit to kingdom come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6WxrEdLsZU