>tfw someone just tried to break into my house >some bald

He was checking if someone's home, now he's coming back with the tools to get in
Place a booby trap shotgun in front of the door right now

>>38296809
That is scary tbqhwy

>>38296809
Did you call the cops? Or will we be reading about you in the obits later this week?

I usually just ignore people knocking on doors and phonecalls for that matter
as im neet and nobody has any business with me anyway
but this guy didn't stop like normal people do
then i heard him tryin to open the door
should i call the cops or something?

>>38296898
No shit, just kill yourself and frame him.

>>38296898
Turn your lights on so he knows someone is home. He won't try to break in if he knows you are there.

>>38296912
i turned on tv quite loud already
its too early here for lights

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>>38296898
Have a knife or another weapon you could defend yourself at your disposal just in case. Also, be ready to call the cops if you see him walking around again. Until they arrive, you'll have to defend yourself and your property with said knife or other weaponry. Good luck.

>>38296925
Stay safe, anon. I'd be paranoid all night if I were you. I'm probably not helping.

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>>38296925
Don't listen to this anon >>38296912

Do as I said above and turn any TV's and lights off.

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>>38296943
i dont have a gun
only pic related but im pussy lanklet
im afraid using knife might turn against me

>>38296966
why?
i dont want him to get in

Turn up "Who Let the Dogs Out" to make him aware of your precarious mental state and unpredictable nature

>>38296979
Yell at him to fuck off. If he doesn't cut that shit out, start throwing heavy stuff at the door.

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>>38296979
He will not manage to get inside that fast. As soon as you see him attempting to break in - call the cops. After doing so, stand behind the front door, so when he manages to unlock it he won't see you. Then, once he steps inside, a quick stab to the neck should do the job just fine. You will not be charged with murder (depends on your state or country) since it was self defense.

>>38297010
ok i'll do that
i think i have an axe somewhere too

>>38296996
i dont want him to know where i am
he might not work alone

>>38297069
Fuck
is he still there?

>>38297137
no he left after about 10 minutes of initial knocking
i heard the car going away

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>>38297153
Thank god you're okay, anon

thank fuck you're ok, i would honestly call the cops that someone has been trying to break in

>>38297056
if he comes back
aim for the head and if you manage to knock him out wait few minutes before calling cops let him bleed

>>38297153
What if he comes at night? Be prepared.

krasty is gay

>>38297166
>>38297193
thanks guys

well what do i tell the cops
i only saw him briefly
big bald guy
cops wont help unless he did something i can prove

>>38297198
i dont want to kill anyone
i just want him to fuck off and never come back

>>38297246
probably wont sleep tonight
im long time neet its not hard

remember to take a photo of him layng on the ground and bleeding i would love to see that
goodluck try not to get yourself killed anon

>>38297274
>i dont want to kill anyone
If he gets in you have no other choice

>>38297010
How long do you think it takes to pick a lock or break a window? It really takes no time at all.

>>38297281
>>38297285
there is nothing valuable in my house honestly
i dont think he would risk his life
i assume and hope he would run away when he sees me

>>38297347
Have you triggered someone on the internet recently? Maybe he tracked you down somehow. It sounds stupid but it happened to some people. There's no way someone would want to break into a random house for no reason.

>>38296992
I second this. Also any favorite anime ost blast it out right now

>>38297347
>i assume and hope he would run away when he sees me
NO ANON. Simply man the fuck up and kill his ass if he comes inside. Stab him in the head or his liver or something. You could also knee his spine from the back so he collapses hopefully, you could get in him in a chokehold from behind too. Also, can you make a quick house lay out sketch on ms paint?

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>>38297398
>Also, can you make a quick house lay out sketch on ms paint?
t. burglar
don't do it op

>>38297440
>implying
dude whate are chances that he is here right now
be reasonable

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I would seize this opportunity to plead for the sweet release of death. This kind of luck doesn't come knocking at your door too often, you know.

>>38297440
Im not a fucking burglar. OP, please draw a sketch so I can make you the most suitable survival plan you could have.

>i think i should delete "that" folder just in case
also install ccleaner and use the wipe free diskspace option with 3x overwrite

>>38297467
What if he just rapes him

Gotta go, Anon, best of luck, dude

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>>38297379
dont think so
i ghosted some girl last week
but we only spoke for one day
>>38297398
im a lanklet
i can stab him from behind
but life is not video game he wont die instantly
it might only get him angry or something

if i have to ill defend myself but i dont want to

>>38297467
i dont thinks its a killer, otherwise he would burst into my house immidiately
>>38297591
thanks man

it was almost two hours now and nothing happened
maybe he wont come back at all
i doublechecked if everything is locked
and called father

>>38297665
You fucking idiot, haha. Thanks for showing me your house so I can actually break in easily :)

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>>38297665
>called father

>>38297672
its not accurate enough
there is nothing you couldnt figure out from the outside

>>38296898
This is a once in a life time opportunity, get ready OP. He is going to come back, have all the lights off, make sure everything is silent. If you have a gun, get it, if not, grab a knife. Leave your door unlocked and behind it, not close enough for it to hit you when it opens, though. Make sure it is especially dark around the door. Get in an almost meditative state, completely calm, and wait. When you see the door start to creak, when you see the light from outside start to poor into the dark room, completely shut off you mind, and let your adrenaline flow uncontrollably. Let your instinct take over, and as soon as you see the man, stab him as many times as you can, make sure to hit the throat, face, groin, heart, everything. Make sure he is fucking mangled, but not completely destroyed, just enough to make it seem like an anxious burst of self defense. Pls don't fuck this up OP, don't waste this chance.

>>38297747
Holy fuckk your a spycho path

>>38297690
told him we need to install some security shit
>>38297747
i dont want to kill anyone
i'll only do what i have to
i dont think common burglars are killers

If he breaks in, play this song at full volume from your loudest speakers. He'll shit his pants. Become distracted. You can then knock him unconscious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWbI19Pt_nU

>>38297747
Preferrably start your webcam rolling before this all starts.

>>38297837
NO instead play it from a laptop so he walks towards it. Then you can follow him into the room from behind and clack him on the head. Like a trap.

>>38297862
>Like a trap.
Traps are gay tho

tfw have an axe , German police baton , alpinism pick , kitchen knives

come at me

>>38297878
When it comes to survival everything is an option. You don't know if he's armed, so it would always be best to have leverage over him. Element of surprise.

>>38297885
Pew pew

Oragbano

>>38297902
it wasnt me

i dont konw which way would he get in
the idea with hiding behind door seems good
if he is not cornered in a room he might run the fuck away

but i dont know how would he try to enter

it died

OP, check in frequently,so we know you're ok

>>38299983
im fine
its not getting dark yet

i calmed down a bit
soon my dad will get back from work

I'd try to get a gun if you can. Go to a local pawn shop and get a cheap 12 gauge and some 00 buck shells. Knives are awful for self defense.

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>>38296809

This is why I own a gun.

Seriously op if you're worried you can call the police after destroying your hard drive of course

>>38300235
i try to stay calm
i think it was a simple burglar
its summer season so people go on holidays and leave houses empty

i'll have to take some security measures
till then i'll be a bit more paranoid than i already am

ill call the cops only if i feel i have to

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OP do you live in Nicaragua or some other backwater shithole?


Also wtf is the recaptcha

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>tfw someone keeps calling me every couple months from amsterdam
>don't even live anywhere near netherlands
Haven't had the courage to answer yet. Probably some hacker that gets all my browser history if I answer.

>>38301550
im eurocuck

>>38301619
Germany? Maybe it was the Gerichtsvollzieher

>>38296809
If it's on your computer it's on their forever you fucking idiot, deleting it does nothing, shouldn't have been a paedophile. Reporting you as we speak.

>>38303116
Does it necessarily mean it's cp? Maybe anon has something else to hide

>>38302908
nah its hassan

>>38303116
Well it seems like someones projecting!

Op still living?

>>38301550
>not using legacy captcha
Neck yourself m8.

>>38296946
Unlikely. A lot of home invasions happen in mid day because that's when people are less likely to be home. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to break into people's houses at night.

This is likely an attempted robbery. At the very least, the police need to be alerted that someone in the area is trying to rob a home. Attempted invasion at night is an attempt to kill or rape someone.

OP here
i honestly didn't expect this thread to be still up
>>38302908
im not german
i doubt it was bailiff financial situation at home is rather stable
actually got better in last years
>>38303116
wew lad
im in here for too long to fall for that but have a (you) for trying
>>38303381
im good
just took a nap so that i can stay up when everyone else sleeps
>>38303487
that's what i think
we are not rich, there are better options in neighbourhood
i assume guy tried his luck

>>38297398
shut the fuck up retard trash