>just got a possible job offer as a janitor at a gay sauna

you'll be cleaning up pozd miss and shit

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>literal jizz mopper

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>>38295019
The "janitor" is the guy who does shit like this for an audience.

>>38295043
It's 900 a month and i'm broke af. I think i have about 15 bucks left in savings

>>38295019
I would do it. It will pay well and be some great life experience.

>>38295066

is $900 a month considered good where you're from? i get more that in neetbux and it's tough to live on

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>literally op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw58LU591fA

>>38295019
>I won't be expected to give extra services will I
Yes anon, I'm sure the homosexuals of the world are holding their breath waiting for the overweight neckbeard jizz mopper

>>38295097
1000 around here is considered "ok". It's bordeline shit wages but flats are pretty cheep and 900 a month is more than enough for me

>$900 a month to mop up jizz
Two words:
Hazmat
Suit

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>It says here you worked at The Wet Spot, tell us a bit about that place and what your responsibilities.

>>38295019
Remember, firm handshake.

>>38295066
I make a little over 800 leaf bucks every fortnight and i chop up vegetables for a living.

>>38295131
Bears are a thing in gay culture

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>>38295364
>tfw ill never get paid to give firm handshakes at a gay parlor

>>38295411
And they still need to be attractive.

>>38295406
Have fun with those taxes m8.

>>38295468
What taxes? I don't pay a heck of a lot in taxes

>>38295468
Don't have to worry about taxes. The guy said cash in hand

>>38295066
where do you live? that's like sub US minimum wage.

Serious question tho, what are the chances of getting hiv while working in a place like that?

>>38295512
Very fucking low.

>>38295505
I'm a eurofag. That's pretty normal salary for a shit job i think

>>38295512
Just make sure to keep a condom on at all times and you'll be fine.