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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of

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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with steel baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. You see her lying beaten on the ground, crying. "Why did this happen on our date, anon?" She says through teary eyes, "Why can't I just be a real human?"

What do you do?
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wake up
cry
go back to sleep, goro
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>>38291662
>What do you do?
Well I like to fix things and work with my hands so I'd just try and repair her. Whip out the 'ol multimeter and go to town.
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I'd make Columbine look like dying peacefully knowing that, not only is God real, but that he loves me and I will go instantly to Heaven.
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Temporarily shut her down so she's not distressed, salvage as much of her that's lying on the ground, take her back home, patch her up and consider both overriding no-harming-humans-even-for-self-defense protocols and investing in more durable chassis parts.
Hold her dearly and comfort her when she's brought back online.
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I swear these threads get more detailed with each one.
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>tfw you posted the first of these images and probably gave op your fetish
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>>38291662
RIP Johnny 5
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>>38291662
>take her home
>fix her up
>install two concealable miniguns that come out of her back and rest on her shoulders
>nothing personal chads
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ITS NOT FAIR I WANT A ROBO-WAIFU NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38292275
It's hard to explain, but all of them sort of. Mecha guro I guess.
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>>38291662
>get an uber
>scoop up parts
>piss off the uber driver by leaking coolant and grease all over the seats
>bring her home
>make my best attempt at fixing her
>tell her she still looks as beautiful as always to me, regardless of the damage
>try to go on with our lives until I can afford to transfer her AI into a human clone so she can finally be a real human bean
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>>38291662
I take her back to the workshop while comforting her
>Anon "fear not my synthetic lover, we shall have our revenge for what they did to your parts"
>Anon "I shall make you stronger than ever before"
>*Installs hydraulic fist on the right arm that will punch through a mans rib cage and reload within 1.5seconds*
>*Install a particle shooter on the left arm that launches projectiles at close to bullet speed but with less sound on the left, stash the ammo feeder inside her left side*
>Anon "Arise my synthetic lover, you have been reborn as goddess of destruction, together we shall reap terrible vengeance against those who have wronged you"
>R-W "I obey, my lover"
>*Roam the city looking for the culprits, her photographic memory and tracking skills make the search easy*
>Anon "Remember us?"
>Chad "Hey it's that virgin fucker, back for round 2?"
>Anon "Damn right, Synthetic lover, disable asimov and activate kill protocol!"
>R-W "I obey!"
>*she lunges at the first man activating her right arm to punch through his lungs and heart, the man slumps to the ground while wheezing out blood*
>Chad "Jesus Christ!"
>*the other Chad's are shellshocked at the devastating power of the hydrafist*
>*She wastes no time in continuing the protocol, she takes aim at the head of the 2nd victim firing projectiles directly to his forehead, the man dies instantly with a look of pure horror and shock on his face*
>Chad "Fuck this im outta here!"
>*the 3rd Chad tries to run but her robotic limbs quickly catch up to him, she uses her hydrafist to puncture his skull and splatter his brains on the ground*
>*the 4th Chad has found a shotgun and shoots R-W from behind, the bullets peel off her outer layer but do little to no damage to her internal components due to the thick plating protecting her torso*
>*R-W turns around and releases a burst of projectiles from her left arm, the 4th Chad dies before he can reload his shotgun*
>Anon "Let's go home R-W"
>R-W "I obey"
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>implying my robo-waifu wouldn't have superhuman strength and 360 degree vision
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>>38291662
turn 360
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>>38291662
Concealcarry.jpg
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>"Please don't dispose of me, I still function. I l-love you anon."
Dang, why is this so appealing?
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>>38291662
>>38295160
D-DELET THIS

RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
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