>18 >dropout >loser >neet >friendless >not

stop shitting up the board with this faggotry
you're like a single grain of rice in a bowl of autistic rice

>not a catfish
Lol so do you want me to just believe you are all of the above, the perfect man?
I don't think so, try again OP

>>38291405
please refer to
>>38289638

>>38291435
>perfect man
being a dropout loser neet with no friends at 18 is by no means "perfect" lad, its a death sentence ; if you don't fix your shit quickly you're on a rickety railway track to a shitty life of minimum wage

>>38291372
>higgus

You forgot the part about how you enjoy child porn, you degenerate fuck.

>>38291372
genuinely wish teenagers couldn't post here

come shit us up higgus

bH8FcuE

>>38291372
higgus, its your family, we love you.

Please come downstairs

i love u higgus

-solomon

Higgus you are trash

>>38292109
we love higgus

>>38292134
Higgus is a pedophile and a piece of human shit

nicebait/10

>>38291372
>tfw you banned higgus the second he entered your server
Feels good

>be me 7 years old
>have an Uncle who is really the bees knees
>like, really fucking cool
>I'm talking making three boxes of Totino's pizza rolls for us to watch the Simpsons all day
>we'd just dick around all day because my mom couldn't make him not
>flash forward a couple years
>he starts getting into drugs
>not weeds
>not mushy
>talking full blown method and heroin
>why.jpeg
>he moves to Oklahoma and I lose contact with him
>youngin me is really sad he left and doesnt understand why he left
>flashforward another couple years to 2015
>hear he finally checked into rehab
>thank god
>flashforward again to 2016 hear he got out
>flashforward again to a fee months later
>he's in rehab again
>FUUUUUUCK
>he does good again and months later and gets out just in time for thanksgiving
>he's still in Oklahomie for work but he gets into trucking so he can go everywhere across country
>flashforward to Christmas
>I finally Gert to see him again as 16 year old me is fucking stoked as shit to see my fave uncle again
>he's big.jpeg
>to me that's a sign of health so its no big deal
>we eat at cracker barrel because I was on a trip to oklahomie which is why I was there
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>what a nice memory
Just a intermission to the fact that I'm legit starting to cry while writing this
>now the hard part
>flashforward to today
>at first job
>have to work an extra few hours to cover for coworker
>get a call from PA that my ride is here
>wut.PNG
>get down there and mom and pop are there and motherbot is crying eyes out
>I ask what's up
>"uncle _____'s body was found this morning in a hotel. They think its a method overdose"
>been crying since
>love your family /R9K/ never know when they'll be gone.

>>38292225
no one gives a fuck about your blog post

>>38292225
That's pretty sad desu, makes me think how I'll be that cool uncle who kills himself and I wonder if my nieces and nephew will miss me as much.

>>38291372
Can you hurry up and finally kill yourself you depressed self loathing cunt? Holy fuck Higgus you're such a cringe moron.

>>38291372
FUCK YOU HIGGUS YOU COWARDLY FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>38291372
Everyone hates you for a reason, it's cause you're the worst kind of beta who orbits everything with a pulse, get the fuck off this board already.

i stole maro from you

>>38292150
hebephile

>>38291372
Higgus is a violent registered pedophile and all should be warned of his degenerate tendencies. If you see a man resembling the purple Numberjack in the streets of England, run away.

higgus blow me a kiss on vc

blow me a kiss rn

higgus is a neato burrito

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>>38292150
>Higgus is a pedophile and a piece of human shit
>>38293004
>Higgus is a violent registered pedophile and all should be warned of his degenerate tendencies. If you see a man resembling the purple Numberjack in the streets of England, run away.

Hebephile*

>>38291372
"They're not accusations. I'm a registered pedophile."
Higgus, 2017

>tfw you didn't like Higgus the very moment you saw him on discord
Everything he said was retarded.

higgus is a pansy who does nothing about his pitiful life situation but sit on his ass all day. he contributes nothing to society and negatively affects the lives of everyone he meets. He does nothing good for anyone and nobody would notice if he hung himself.

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A friendly reminder
Originao

>>38293380
Is higgus really Australian?
That explains it all, why do the worst shitposters always come from there.

>>38293429
british
get mistaken for australian all the time on voice chat though because my accent is really subtle due to not going outside a lot

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>>38293429

y so mad cunt? did some bloke steal ya waifu?

>>38293501
When you've seen some of the DMs higgus throws out you'd be disgusted too, the guy is pathetic.

Discord is cancer so I'm not going on there, but does anyone have a /quick rundown/ on this Higgus guy? What did he do so wrong?

>>38293560
nothing. he's just well known because he spends a lot of time here and on discord

>>38293560
H*ggus is a disease

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>>38291372
Hey Higgus! This is RedMage dropping by to say hi

>>38291372
Literally everything else you jus listed afe not problems but blessing in disguise. Apart from dropout and loser. Friends never end well for us bringbus

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>>38291372
>higgus#9410
Your discord is shit. You guys ban people so fucking easily. You also don't have a sense of humor and are a hugbox for traps.

God I love higgus
Goose night

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higgus x piety

>>38291372
Haha I still remember when Dormin BTFO'd u in voice chat u a lil bitch famalma

>>38294337
D O R M I N? The edgy 16 year old?

>>38294725
Dormin isn't edgy, Dormin is fucking based and his discord is lit atm too,, it was just fucking halliarous listening to Dormin and Higgs in vc, Higgus got BTFO forever, couldn't even handle Dormin

>>38294334
isn't that cunt banned off the server?

>>38294855
Then why does Higgus keep going into random servers to talk about how he wants to fuck pietys boipucci

>>38295095
i have no clue. I'm going to re-add piety. maybe she'll add me. I want to ask her if she has to dialate her psuedo vag to pee or anything

>>38292239
No one give a fuck about your comment, you midget.

>>38291372
>he's still using reggin's profile picture
I underestimated your autism