>Be me
>Order a shit burrito
>Ask the manager "Hey you got any extra poo with that?
>Manager gets on top of counter
>Unbuckels his pants
>Lets out a screaming turd the size of a brick on my burrito
>I look up at him and smile
>Thanks for the shittalini mr. beandweenie!
This is how you shitpost kids
Fuck you OP, I hate you because you are pluthorian