Fembots describe your ideal boyfriend/love partner >age >weight

>>38285468
I already have a boyfriend, sorry. Also an infinite existence of Chads.


Everyone on this website is a total beta oblivious retard.

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>>38285468
>21+
>not obese
>5'6" or above
>don't care
>don't care
>don't care

>i'm boring and will just be a hole for you.

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>>38285485
Then fucking leave if you don't like it, roastie slut.

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Pic related is what you will never be

Your mothers were right. The lot of you could never hope to find a man in your life

>>38285502
well lets give it a try, im 5'8 not obese, and im the opposite of you sometimes, do you want to talk out of this thread?

Fem"""""""bots"""""" get out. Women literally can't be robots. Stop attention whoring you fucking sluts.

>>38285573
No thanks, I changed my mind. You're probably filthy.

Daily reminder anyone under 6ft is a beta manlet

>>38285641
nah im not what do you think that? im just so fucking sad and lonely

ideal partner (I'm a faggot and chads are even more annoying for me)

> age: + or - 2 years from my age (21)

> weight: not a fatass

> height: 5'5" ft.

> race: not a /pol/tard - don't care

> personality: quiet & reserved

> interests: vidya

>>38285591

They can be. But fembots are mostly faggots and don't want anything to do with /r9k/.

>>38285468
These threads are dumb. The only responses you'll get are from orbiter collectors, Chad seekers or girls who describe their current bf.

>age
older than me (am 19)
>weight
around 40-50 pounds heavier than me (I'm 130ish)
>height
taller than me (I'm 5'5"
>race/nationality
don't care
>his personality
introverted, optimistic, will cheer me up when I feel sad
>his interests
likes vidya, reading, foreign films, diverse music taste
desu just someone bigger than me who will do fun things with me and check up on me from time to time would be reaaaaaally nice ;_;

>>38285811
Hello where do you live? What vidya do you play?

>>38285811
t-the only thing is that i dont reall play videogames ;-:

i-is that a problem/dealbreaker for you or s-should i ask for contact or just drop mine ;_;

>>38285468
>>age
Older than me
>>weight
As long as you're not obese.
>>height
Taller than me, i.e. 5'4+
>>his personality
Kind, calm, and can take care of himself.

I'm 22 and a kissless virgin. I'm studying to become an English teacher (high school).

>>38285831
the midwest, don't wanna say exactly

and I mostly play stuff like binding of isaac, league and zelda (excited for splatoon 2 though)

I really want to play scary games but I'm too much of a baby to play them by myself

>>38285900
it's not really a deal breaker, it's just the idea of cozying up and watching someone play vidya sounds really nice to me

would really, really prefer someone who did though

>>38285468
>Who knows, maybe that ideal one is in here!
She wouldn't be on most loser board on most loser website.

>>38285957
I'm 21 where do you live ? Please be in europe, how kind are we talking..?

>>38285811
Check for all of that, except that I only weigh around 160 lbs at 5'10".

If any bitches in FL wanna get wit me then hmu

>>38285533
fucking hell, the one on the left is a literal 10/10

>>38285987
Always in the US ;-;
I would have played vidya with you anon all day every day but I'm not in murica.

>>38285987
well i guess i could get a better pc for it, will you able to play with me and teach me cause im not that gamer guy tbqh idk, my pc is shit i have to get a better one anyway

so..so you want me to talk out of 4ch or should i leave the thread being hurt ;-;

>>38285811
Yvonne?
Original comment

>>38285533
hnnnnnng i know the sauce of this lol

>>38285811
I fit most of those, but my main hobby is collecting vidya of all sorts. I don't do a ton of reading, the only foreign films I watch are anime and my music tastes are unrefined and unfocused.

>>38285987
>it's just the idea of cozying up and watching someone play vidya sounds really nice to me

I've always wanted someone to cozy up to me while I play vidya, what a coincidence!
Also I'm excited for Splatoon 2 as well, are you gonna play the Splatfest this weekend?

Hit me up if you wanna

[email protected]

>>38285468

he must be:
>rich
>insanely rich
>awesome
>100% chad
>even more rich
>and must give all that money to me!!!

>>38286606
>Also I'm excited for Splatoon 2 as well, are you gonna play the Splatfest this weekend?

omg yes!!
I have no friends so in turn nobody to play spla2oon with!

I'm going to email you after i eat dindin, do you have skype instead though? I'll email my skype if s

>>38286241
what

>>38286065
I'd teach you and help you!
do you have an email or anything at all?
I probably need to download discord since that's what most people use nowadays it seems

>>38286611
yo, this is Chad Thunderson.
Drop your email and I MIGHT get back to you

>>38286648
>tfw no excited lonely european gamer gf
I envy you americans. Fuck.

>>38285811
I fit most of that except I'm closer to double your weight (6'2"/250ish) and not really into fiction or foreign cinema. Not so excited for Splatoon but I want a Switch for Zelda and Mario Odyssey and a few other things.

My Skype is AnnoyingFatass

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>>38285468
> age
21
> weight
175-180lbs (used to be 250)
> height
have no clue but probably short or average
>race
white as fuck boi
>personality
quiet im pretty damn quiet but socially adaptable if need be
> interest
vidya, computers, anime, ex.
> talk a bit about self
> no

>>38286648
Yeah I have skype, just email me your contact info

>>38286648
Yeah i have this email!:

[email protected]

im warning you, im not that gamer guy,
so dont expect me to talk that much about videogames, but on the other hand we'll talk and ill make you have fun idk kms hopefully you dont ghost me ;_; and yeah i have discord,
ill give it to you theere in email!

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>>38286750
CONTINUED

If you end up getting Discord, mine is Moi#1009

It's so hard to find Nintendaboos.

Any fembot lurking this thread is willing to come to discord with me and talk/maybe voice chat, im completely broken/destroyed inside and sad and end my existence im about to cry

Guys. Stop begging and just let the girls post. I got a gf via one of these threads but it had more girls posting cause it was more relaxed

These threads always make me nervous because I don't make throwaway emails but am nervous giving out personal details on 4chan

Girls sure are nice, though, I hope you guys find somebody really nice to talk to!

>>38286765
Are you describing your ideal bf or just yourself (?

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>>38285805
Can confirm. I recognize one of the throwaway emails being passed around a LOT in the fembot threads.
They added me and only ask me questions about myself. They seem reluctant about giving their own information out when I ask questions back, which seems a bit hypocritical.
Anons who come and add the people who post here, I have a question for you: WHAT are you looking for when you contact a person from this thread? A relationship? Friendship? Are you just interviewing them to find someone to waifu?
Before you add a person, at least keep a goal in mind with this person so you don't end up driving them up to a wall.

>>38286440
tell us wtf is wrong w u

>4chan will never be the dating website I wish it to be
What a shame

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>>38287069
...if your goal IS to drive a fembot up the wall, then I applaud you.

>>38287069
The reason this is aimed at women talking about what they want is because in the threads where guys post about what they want, hardly any girls respond. This way its more geared to the actual demographics of the board.

That being said guys who don't talk about themselves so you girls can get to know them are dumb.

any femanons in Michigan please message [/spoiler]Haix#2681[/spoiler]

>>38287227
>tfw you fuck up the spoiler tags

>>38285533
>Your mothers were right. The lot of you could never hope to find a man in your life

But my mom always tells me that I'm beautiful and smart and that she loves me and can't wait till I have kids

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>>38287600
All moms do.

>>38285732
>> age: 22
>> weight: 180
>> height: 6'4"
>> race: whiteboi
>> personality: quiet & reserved
>> interests: vidya

Foot too tall

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>>38285468
For the love of god stop posting these shit threads. For as long as you post here, no woman will ever love you. Get over it.

>>38285468
>older than me (22)
>proportional to his height(chubby isn't a deal breaker)
>not a nigger/American
>as long as he doesn't beat me or cheat on me idc
>I need a bf to cosplay with and watch anime/vidya
Im a huge weeaboo ever since my brother intoduced me to yugiyoh its all be anime and cosplay. I love my country and my fellow americans, if you're a cuck and don't support our president don't bother with me. Im sure a punk haired snowflake is waiting for you.
I'm tighter than your onaholes.

>>38287722
Each line is worse than the last.

>>38285468
I don't understand using categories and data like that to gauge attraction, it still depends on the amalgamation of so many other factors to conclude if I like them.
That said,
>age
Early to late 20s
>weight
No specifics, anything from fit to a slight dad build. Not a muscle machine, I think that shit is disgusting.
>height
5'7 minimum
>race/nationality
White Dutch
>his personality
Gentle, caring, protective but gives plenty of freedom and isn't overbearing, understanding of my childish limits, makes jokes about personally sensitive topics and issues to lighten the mood, is more knowledgeable and smarter than me and occasionally shows anger when it's reasonable, e.g if I did something objectively wrong. Not irrational or likewise highly opinionated.
>his interests
IT, strategy games, drawing, classical history.
>Talk a bit about yourself.
I'm not here to socialize or get a boyfriend. I have a crush on someone whose personality I described above and I like to waste my time masturbating.

>>38287744
oh well i guess it can't hurt a girl to dream.

>>38285468
>age
Maximum 2 years younger than me and 2 years older than me (I'm 21)
>Weight
Eh, not into fatties or skellies, let's just say that average build with a little bit of tummy it's okay
>Height
must be over 1.75m
>Race/Nationality
White/European (not slav tho)
>His personality
funny, can discuss things, can think of his own, can use common sense, must hate trannies and niggers, can get along with others well (not extremely well but you get it), must not scream at me in any occasion, can take care of himself.
>His interests
Idk, maybe around the same as me so we can't talk about something but he must have something of his own, some exclusive interests are fun

>Talk a bit about urself
I'm a schizo, 5'2, chubby, hazel eyes, brown hair, I like videogames but I'm not a super extra fan of them, I just play the for fun, i aint gonna 100% everything.

>>38287746
>White Dutch
Wat krijgen we nou.

>I'm not here to socialize or get a boyfriend. I have a crush on someone
KUT ZOOI

>>38287746
classic fembot

>>38287722
Why don't you fuck your brother? Suck his dick a lil I'm sure he appreciates it.

>>38287823
I'm 5'7, the same age and also from europe, though where in europe are you in? would you be ok with my height and me being skinny fat with some "muscles? :x

>>38287871
Why don't you eat out your mom? Suck her clit a lil im sure she appreciates it

>>38285468
>age
20-40ish
>weight
under 180
>height
my height (5'8) or taller
>race/nationality
white
>his personality
smart, independent, not an asshole but absolutely not a cuck or "male feminist"
>his interests
anything really, but i'd prefer someone into the same things i am (vidya, anime, etc)
PLUS

>Talk a bit about yourself.
i have a girl benis

>>38285468
>Older than me so 22+
>taller than me (I'm 5'7)
>chubby (I like chubby guys) or really really tall
>likes lifting (like me)
>watches gud quality anime (with me)
>plays old videogames and pokemon
>isn't autistic but is patient with my autism
>wouldn't hurt me on purpose and would be honest (which means that if he wanted to cheat on me he would break up with me first)
>He needs to be a virgin (like me)
>He has to like to stay at home but go to cafes or parks and take walks with the dog (and with me)
>he is hyper and makes me laugh, a little bit nerdy too
>he reads a lot of vertigo's comics and likes things like moebius, hellboy, and bad B type movies. Also, he likes horror
>He has to got a passion for some activity (so i can support him with all my might and love him deeply)
>I don't care if he's balding as long as he has a big back so I can cuddle with his big back
>he likes chinese food and is a weeb like me and is a foodie in general (like me)
>He has a sarcastic sense of humor. A little black also. But he is good at heart and doesn't really means it. Just a troll that likes bickering with me
>he loves me even if I can't express my feelings like a normal human bean and I am not the prettiest out there. He loves me even when I am a depressed autistic piss of shit

>anon why did u even do this thread ;_; I'll never have all that

>>38287899
Except sister and brother incest is very common

Have you never though about it?

>>38287967
Forgot to say he does not have to be a poltard and he shouldn't treat me bad or think differently of me because I am a woman

It's frightening how specific women can afford to be and still get their pussy plowed on the regular
My standards are
>not be physically repulsive (fetishes like BBW thoroughly excluded)
>have atleast one notable positive characteristic
And that's me being a man. Most guys have very broad standards from what I've seen aswell, even when they're attractive enough to score women semi-regularly. Never seen a guy going "Well I'd like Tiffany more if she was 5'4" exactly, had bigger tits, a bigger ass, wider hips, smaller belly, a vagina 12 inches deep to fit my massive Chad cock, a skintone lighter by 2 hexadecimal numbers, blonde hair, a perfect skin and a less retarded name"
Not all girls can afford to be that specific, but even 10% being allowed to do that is scary, and it's more like 30-40%

>>38287967
Fucking all me but I bet you aren't close to me.

>>38287967
>tfw a lot of that but don't lift or watch anime or read comics and am more than just chubby

>>38287967
>>38287967

the ironic part is that Im op and i literally fit with all you posted..but literaelly and im not even lying

>he likes chinese food and is a weeb like me and is a foodie in general (like me)
ive sspend like more than 50 $ in shitty chinese food trying to feel the same feel like those animes ;-: also im a energy drink fag h-heh

the only things i dont ft is that i dont do lifting im arpund your hieght and im not chubby though im becomng one bc of all that junk food im eating lately, you'll tell me..

>>38288011
Ideal doesn't mean exclusivity

>>38287476


I'm gay, femboys come to me Haix#2681

>>38288031
No I'm probably not close to anyone. I live in a third world country

>>38288063
If we ever met in a distant future or in another dimension I could teach you how to be stronk and lift

;_;

>>38288125
What country? Oreganolly

>>38287846
Sorry voor het verdriet dat ik je net gaf anoniempje
>>38287856
I'm not sure what that means
I don't think fembots exist, I'm certainly not one.

>>38288125
t-teach me now, im strong tho ;_; and desu i used to try to get fit but i stopped cause im just idiot

may i leave my contact for you to have that future real?!

>>38287227
depends...are you into femanons with dicks?

>>38288154
Uruguay

>>38288173
You can leave your discord. I wouldn't mind anon
But plz never ghost me

>>38288221
Damn, I wish you were close. I'm literally everything you described and you sound like my ideal as well. Fuck this gay earth.

>>38288221

Miyu-nyan#4536

>>38288258
If it makes you feel better I'm not attractive but at least I'm not a bad person so I wish u well ;_;

>>38288159
Ben jij het enige nederlands meisje op r9k.
GVD wil een fembot vriendin :(
Fuk mn leven

>>38288221
ok, email me and ill give you my discord, again idk why but i literally fit with all of that, j-jaj a-agrega ;-;

[email protected]

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>>38287651

For u

[email protected]

>>38288285
I don't mind, personality/interest wise you sound great. I also wish you well.

>>38288282
I will add you this weekend when my computer comes back from being repaired if you don't mind

>>38285468
dumb frogposter thinks he'll find love or even help
spoilers: it won't

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>>38285591

The fire rises

[email protected]

>>38288346

They expect one Elliot in the wreckage brother.
[email protected]

>between 23-33
>110-150 (I like beanpole)
>5ft5 and over, I'm not picky on height, just prefer someone taller than me.
>White!
>He have to be funny, kinky and a nice face, not socially awkward tho
>Videogames mostly, but I love someone who dont mind being social from time to time

Nothing else to add, I already have a boyfriend anyway

>>38288373
It doesn't matter who you are, I just want to know your plan

>>38288404
Kill yourself.
>He have to be funny, kinky and a nice face, not socially awkward tho
>asking for chads again
I sincerely hope you break up and kill yourself.

>>38288404
Where did u meet ur boyfriend?

>>38288404
then why did you post here you dumb fucking roastie goddamn

>>38285502
HEY BABE U WAN SUM FUK?

>>38288446
On the internet lmao! I dont get much in bar and all so...

>>38288455
Because fuck you thats why

>>38288433
Sorry guess I'm too vapid telling I don't like socially awkward ugly weirdo, for your information, a Chad is some muscular guy going to the gym and using gel in his hairs while I like geeky metalhead beanpole, but yeah, call it a Chad, I'm just sad for you being so delusional, its okay pal, you'll grow out of it

>>38288288
Er moeten er wel meer meisjes zijn hier, die zeemap is een miem in ieder geval.
Ik kan niet jouw vriendin zijn maar ik hoop dat je meer geluk heb volgende keer

>>38288332
You mind if I give you a throwaway email so you can send your discord there? I wanna play vidya and watch anime with you.

>>38288543
De enige waarvan ik weet zijn Ella in de incest draad, jij en een of yandere type meisje in noord holland.
Nou wat een feest.
Verder is iedereen een complete normie ;-;

>>38288535
That gives me some hope of finding somebody online, too!
I've had other online relationships but not anything for a long time, and I don't really have fun at clubs or anything

Thanks for sharing, you seem like a real human being and give me hope!

>>38288585
Ik ben een van die
Misschien is het echt hopeloos.

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>>38288404
>I already have a boyfriend anyway

i hate every fiber of your being and i would like you to leave my board

>>38285533
They look good but they're obsessed with selfie culture and social validation so fuck them as that's a testament to their child-like mental state

>>38288420

Normies getting caught is part of our plan.

But it cannot be shared on board [email protected]

>age
close to mine (24)
>weight
healthy / average
>height
5'7-5'10
>race/nationality
white
>his personality
childishly playful, quiet, introverted, honest, open, observant, logically oriented, creative, analytical, dreamy/in his own world a lot/abstract, calm/laid back, humble, curious, patient, gentle
>his interests
computers, philosophy, video games, nature/plants/animals, homesteading, hiking/camping/just being outside away from people, psychology, mythology/religion, anime/manga/cartoons, visual art, music, cooking, reading

>>38288605
Well, since I dont go into bar and club often and since i'm mostly a geek looking for geek it was easier for me on the internet, website like badoo POC and such help finding someone into the area, never liked online relationship so it was better on website like that since you can choose someone not living too far

>>38288957
Thanks, I wasn't aware of anything like that
I hope you and your boy live a happy and healthy life :)

>>38288282
This isn't your discord. Don't post it.
>>38288332
Anon, the person you replied to posted someone else's contact details.

>>38288744
So basically a INTP

>>38289615
I literally almost put "basically INTP" in that post
Good catch.

>>38288744
I like a lot of the personality stuff you listed since it sounds a bit like me but my interests are pretty narrow

>>38288744
so.....post contact? sdgdfhsdghsdgh

>>38285811
I play a lot of vidya and kind of diverse music taste
mostly play PC games though, don't have a console unfortunately, I also wouldn't mind streamin gameplay either
[email protected] here's a throwaway, I got discord and skype

>age
Older than me or my age (22)
>weight
I don't care as long as he isn't super overweight
>height
5'5+
>race/nationality
Caucasian or Asian
>his personality
Borderline racist with a heart of gold
>his interests
Video games and other nerdy hobbies

I like to sit at home and play video games or browse image boards until 5am. I also like Lolita dresses

>>38289936
you aren't fooling anyone, tranny

>>38289936
Sometimes I wish the Holocaust hadn't happened so the Jews would have stayed in Europe rather than taking over America, is that too much?

>>38289936
post contact? pls no fempenis

>>38287722
ay bb
im everything above except im a TH I C C american (maybe moving to germany soon, if money permits)
Losing weight to cosplay at cons and all that shit.
Also at 19


>>38287967
want my T H I C C american ass and a visa so you can get the hell out of whatever shithole you're in?

Are there any Canadian anons at all

>>38285811
>>38286648
hi i am

>>38285900
>>38286065
>>38286825


that was a temporary email, email me to this one who will never expire

[email protected]

>>38287722
Mmm I'm interested and I meet your criteria. Where do I sign up?

>>38285468
>17+
>not too fat
>idc
>i like loner guys, i like the autistic boys. idk why.
>i dont care

i am mentally ill and extremely clingy, but ill give you all the love in the world. plus my family is wealthy so i can spoil you lol

>>38290658
Sure, if this is a serious offer.

>>38290658
I fit the bill but only because your requirements are very loose. Not autistic but I'm basically a loner. More looking for someone to just talk to since we're probably too far away from one another.
If you want I can make a throwaway and we can chat for a bit?

>>38285775
>They can be
>never elaborates on this ridiculous scenario
every time

>>38290658
I fit the criteria. Here is my discord Haix#2681

>>38285468
I wish every thirsty teenaged fuck who unironically uses the word "fembot" would fuck off.

>>38290658
This is real? If yes I'm extremely clingy too, though not mentally I'll, just bad times, I don't care about money I just want someone who loves as much as I love that person, where are you from?

>>38286948
please do not kill yourself. give me your discord and mommy will make you feel better

>>38290889
Thought my post was lost with no replies but well email me yours I'm paranoid about posting mine here sorry

[email protected]

>>38289936
>I also like Lolita dresses
Hello Chris Hansen.

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>age
21
>weight
210
>height
6 feet
>race/nationality
Slav, canadian
>his personality
Nazi, strength athlete, i can deadlift 1 rep 650, serious and traditional
>his interests
I like to build things, i intend on building my own home, i like to shoot and im active in nazi groups irl


I already have a gf though, men or women who want to be my friend tho that would be nice

>>38290810
too thirsty for me, sorry.

>>38290658
I'd like to chat to see if we have stuff in common, I like vidya, anime, little bit of cookin, a nice conversation, normal robot stuff. [email protected]

>>38290889
m-me too pls

[email protected]

>>38285502
hello hole, cook me things.

>>38291065
b-but you already added me

;-;

>>38285672
kys pole

>>38285732
REEEEEEE POLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

>>38290136
Yea but im a boy

>>38285672
I'm 6ft where do I claim my free gf?

>>38290658
[email protected]

I find it strange to nitpick when it comes to partners.
We're here because we couldn't find anybody in the first place.

>>38291587
I can understand anons who want to meet people who they can at least find stuff in common with. Emotional connections should be built on more than just your partner having a pulse or being a qt.
Anyway, all we gotta do is just remain optimistic. Occasionally people form relationships on here. There was even one person in another thread yesterday who said they're engaged with a robot now. Just gotta be honest and hopeful.

>>38291341
WHAT IS SHE LIKE ANON PLEASE RESPOND

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>my age
>skelly jelly
>my height and up
>native american, white, Jewish
>compassionate
>chill
>funny
>outdooring
>animals
>tabletop games
>progressive rock
>metal
>playing music
>cartoons
>old movies
>history
>books

Me:
>150
>5'6
>white
>kind
>neurotic
>funny
>emotional
>drawing
>progressive rock
>folk
>outdooring
>science
>politics
>cartoons
>animals (insects, herp, cats)
>history

>>38291931
>150
Teach me the secrets of eternal life

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>>38291931
>Me:
>funny

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>be taller than me, not too hard since 4' 10"
>not a normie and is somewhat autistic
>no drugs of any kind

im pretty autistic and sew while posting on /r9k/ or watching videos

>>38291981
It's my weight, I'm 24.

>>38291987
(You)

>>38291883
idk. she sent like 5 messages. i don't think she likes me

>>38292040
I can provide any info you want to know about me. If you like what you hear then ask for contact details. If not, you're welcome to ignore me.
But can I ask where you're from, anon?

>>38292085
fatty! hear me? fatty fatty. your fat

>>38292040
I guess I'm sort of awkward as well. Where do I add you?

>>38292103
Well then tell us what her discord is

>>38292040
we added each other yesterday. I was waiting for you to say something on discord but you never did. I didn't know what to say because I'm boring. Rip.

>>38289936
send me an email at [email protected] for a great investment opportunity

>>38285468
>24+
>fit
>6'0+
>not black
>not a neet shutin, likes to socialize a little bit and adventure. not an actual socialite though, just knows friends are important.
>enjoys creative hobbies, outdoors, some video games/anime

I'm a tranny, I'm not overweight. I pass okay. I don't like my penis and I'm getting bottom surgery in a couple of years

>>38292103
You're good.

>>38292124
>Normal BMI
>fat

>>38292176
eh? But you said I was too clingy? Who are you exactly?

>>38292085
Sorry, anon. 24's a tad too wide an age gap for me. But you sound really nice so stick around. I think there's plenty of guys around here who'd fit your requirements.
>>38292124
You're probably not much of a looker yourself.

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>>38291931
>that description

>>38291473
I remember you - you're Norway anon.

>>38292224
Different anon. If she sent you that many messages you have nothing to worry about. If she left you on read for awhile you might be her friend, but not lover.

>age
24+
>weight
just above skellie/fit/chub/dadbod
>height
5'8"+
>race/nationality
no preference because qt's come in all colors
>his personality
actually funny, intelligent, neurotic, chill, tasteful, ambitious, maybe a bit more reserved than me.
>his interests
into good music, film, books, etc. vidya, traveling, learning, having fun, trying new things, staying healthy.

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>>38292117
>>38292125
[email protected]

here is a throwaway

>>38292161
you couldve said hi, or something. i didnt know what to say either and youve been offline all day and i wouldve said something next time i saw you but you've been posting your discord everywhere so i have removed you

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>>38290658
>>38290889
>>38291065
>>38291931
>>38292176
Im confused. Is this all the same person?

>>38292317
do you like the video games anon

>>38292234
Thanks anon, it's encouraging~ I am moving to a new city, starting my masters, and looking for a D&D group.

>>38292268
>same format
>same fag
>being this upset

>>38292366
No, they're not the same person. I just have a good memory and recognised you sharing your throwaway in another thread.

>>38292412
>same format
>same fag
>being this upset
just answer the question

>>38292317
I was thinking about it, but I didn't want to get myself into an awkward conversation of us not knowing what to say. That's what always happens when I add people. And that's why I'm always posting my discord, because I never make any relationships that last more than a day or two.

>>38292412
so, are you the happy girl? or someone else?

>>38292103
well at least she added you
>tfw she didnt add me

oh well

>>38292578
I don't even know if that is the same person. I'm confused.

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>>38292454
c'est la vie, anon

>>38292618
Did you ask her about the criteria?

>>38292444
>answer the question
>avoids being called out on samefaggotry
Any evidence I have would be irrelevant as it depends on you trusting my perceptions and words ("people say X of me"), which isn't trustworthy online because I could be misguided or lying. If I tried to substantiate it with actual photos or videos of me, I would cease to be anonymous.
Basically, you asked me something I could not prove within the rules of this board, and now act as if this is significant.
My only alternative would be a "funny" response to your comment - but since you were mad enough to samefag you'd probably be mad enough to call my joke lame no matter what I said.

inb4 "hurrr u expect me 2 read that" and "u mad tho u typed a lot"

>>38292685
just say something kind, funny and folk you neurotic idiot

>>38292498
Someone completely else.

>>38292719
why say "you're good" then? did you talk to me someplace?

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ideal partner:
>age
around 20
>weight
not obese
>height
taller than me
>race/nationality
no preference
>his personality
pic related
>his interests
pic related

i am 5'4, 18 years old and my dream is to be a good wife and a mother

>>38292712
>folk
The only thing I could talk about. I'm really into British folk revival music. Shirley Collins, Nic Jones, Burt Jansch, Martin Carthy, etc. I think it's cool that a lot of modern artists like the Decemberists and Current 93 actively work with and are inspired by such musicians. I collected some vinyls which I transferred and posted on a blog / What.cd (rip). I think a lot about the archival process and what it means for a medium of music that's suppose to be actively changing. There's lots of folk enthusiasts in pop culture - Sons of Rogues has covers by John C. Riley and Sting.

>kind
How does one do this over the internet? I could link to any post of people exchanging sympathetic words and say I posted it. It's impossible to substantiate.

No need to be hostile just because I made a point.

>>38292779
Would it be too much of an age Gap if I wasn't 20? Where are you from?

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>>38292828
>no need to be hostile
>in a "fembot here xD" thread
Say something kind to me right now you dumb slut

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>tfw every femanon i talked to is mentally ill or just wants a chad bf
>tfw it's so hard to find the right one

>>38285732
If any of you femanons are like this i would like to talk to you

>>38292876
Have a nice night, anon. Hope that's sufficent.

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>>38292937
>tfw no fembots like chubby guys

>>38292937
Are you mentally healthy? Do you want Stacey?

>>38292876
Do you want me to bake you a cheesecake, anon?

>>38292849
how old are you then? i am from the states

>>38292952
>chubby guys
I like skeletons, but I know tons of girls who like chubbies. They usually prefer bearmode dudes, though.

>>38292960
please bake me a cheesecake mommy

What an absolute wasteland. This is all painful to read.

>>38292958
>Are you mentally healthy?
Yes.
> Do you want Stacey?
No.

>>38293001
Yeah, T.S. Elliot gets me, too.

>>38293030
>on r9k
>healthy

>>38292971
Is 24 too old for you? What part of the states btw? I come from the states too.

>>38292981
I'm pretty bearmode. I've yet to meet one though.

are there any qt sarcastic robot bfs on this board who wanna play overwatch with me? pls i'm so lonely

>>38292982
What is your favorite flavor?

>>38293103
I don't play overwatch :( I'm very stingy with my money. What kind of criteria are you presenting for a sarcastic bf? I just wanted to know.

>>38293103
I'll play overwatch with you. Not!

>appearance kit Harrington/10 Italian, European
>just be taller than 5'6 and you're good
>white with dark hair only
>personality kind and strong masculine intelligent with some sexual experience
>his interests... me, sex, loyalty, video games, movies, literature.


I'm 5'4" 120. 26 Pale. Dark hair full lips and perfect teeth. Huge green eyes. Italian/Irish. I love animals, kids, cooking/cleaning being the woman basically. I'm kind of childish and I like being told what to do.

>>38293159
>his interests... me, sex, loyalty
Ah yes, loyalty is one of my top interests. It's a very interesting hobby

>>38293111
i've only had one kind of cheesecake unfortunately but blueberry sounds good to me, it's so overly sweet i'd like something sour to kind of balance it

>>38292937
Well i made a discord. memeay#3677
>>38285732
preferably looking for a femanon like this

>>38293103
>overwatch
how can you have such shit taste? what else do you play, fucking LoL?

>>38293103
I have overwatch but I don't play it much cause the last few years I've been kinda busy with other stuff. I do want to get back into it.

I'm sarcastic and like to do light bullying, but only when I get to know the person pretty well, before that I'm just kinda polite and shit.

>>38293246
it being vidya*

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>>38285573
sorry, posted here and thought no one would reply so i just left. yeah i'm down, how do you want to communicate?

>>38288511
will you be my bf?

>>38291290
i hope you like vegetarian dishes, especially ramen

>>38293030
>Are you mentally healthy?
>Yes.

Spot the normalfag

>>38293280
>i hope you like vegetarian dishes
Cook me meat dishes, slut

>>38293068
>>38292971 is not me
i already have a bf with cute hair and cute voice who's gonna wed and impregnate me someday

>>38293280
hello pls indulge me in my fetishes thanks i love you

>>38293316
Why post in this thread if you already have a bf?

>>38293316
Oh ok well I thought you were single, that's ok.

>>38293131
this legitimately disappointed me i'm so soft
>>38293124
overwatch is worth the money imo if you like those kinda games. and desu i just fall so hard for guys who are funny/slightly bitter on the outside but can be sweet and emotionally open when they like someone. liking sad music and being slightly self loathing are pluses as well. i may have a minor savior complex hhah
>>38293238
you called it
>>38293246
do it!! i had that problem when life stuff happened but it's all about time management and now i play video games as long as i want every day and get all my stuff done (at the cost of sleep though honestly)

I hate everyone I know
Then I wonder,
"Where did my friends go?"

Fucking poor me,
Always suffering

Everyone will let me down one way or the other
One day I'll be dead and gone, maybe then we'll get along

I'm not holding my breath
I'll do holding my breath
What do I know? I know nothing.
What do I know? I know nothing.
I know nothing.
Saged, fuck you.

>>38293280
I wanna be your bf, please email me.
[email protected]

>>38293360
>this legitimately disappointed me i'm so soft
I'll play LoL with you though

>>38293103
Do you play OW on the pc or the console this is important because I play on the pc
I'm not really qt or that sarcastic although I do enjoy teasing for fun reactions

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>>38293307
i literally don't know how

>>38293348
what are your fetishes? you can do anything to me i guess

>>38293371
>having a hotmail account
i'll email you, but i'm boring as fuck so don't expect anything

>>38293393
>i literally don't know how
You really are worthless

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>>38293441
i told you i'm boring. all i/m good for is being a hole, but i'll take anyone really

>>38285468

I always read these threads so I can get an idea of what women want and how I stack up and I invariably never make it. Just confirms what I already know but refuse to admit. Get very depressed reading these.

And don't tell me there are women out there that will like me, this board is dedicated to the bottom of the barrel. If I don't even meet the women here standards than I'll never attract a woman.

>>38293461
Where do you live then? Original

>>38292276

This describes me pretty well, do you want to see how well we click?

>>38293393
it's depraved but me putting you in a diaper and cuddling you

>>38293360
Yeah Time Management is a bitch but luckily I have some spare time now for a month due to recent circumstances. Also do you want to make contact.I don't know if i can be your bf, cant make any promises, but we can talk to each other.

>>38285502

'Has holes' is literally my standards right now how do you want to get into contact, have a throwaway email?

I'm also plenty tall and not obese so we good

>age
22
>weight
66kg
>height
5'7''
>race/nationality
white
>her personality
bonglord
>her interests
autism simulator and army vehicle models.


jokes on you guys I already have a lesbo gf

>>Talk a bit about yourself.
fat piece of shit who likes to force her gf to lick and suck her toes then strangles her after

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>>38293393
I'm looking for a hole. But I just want one that will talk to me. [email protected]

>>38285732
Can't wait for Tyrone to beat the shit out of you

>>38293374
ok! i don't play lol as much anymore and i've always been bad at it so you'll have to forgive me
what's your summoner name?
>>38293379
pc ofc. and it's ok i'm 100% sure i'll find something qt about you. everyone can be a qt in their own way :')
>>38293393
i feel you on the meat thing i learned to cook bc i went vege, eat meat now but still can't cook with it. making it tasty and not rubbery and dry is sorcery to me
>>38293466
not trying to be all just b urself but girls, especially the ones here can tell if you do something/act a certain way to attract girls. you should definitely sell yourself but make sure not to fabricate personality traits you don't have!
>>38293492
sure! desu i didn't come into this thread expecting a bf, just want friends that could potentially lead to something more. drop email/discord/skype or something

>>38293559
It's ok, I haven't played in a while either. AngrierTurnip

>>38285468
>age
18-21
>weight
underweight to average. Not into chubbiness, no offense to anyone
>height
5'6-6'2
>race/nationality
Any kind of Caucasoid. No arabs.
>his personality
Not really sure. I don't really know what would work or not. I think a normally introverted person who is very extroverted with me would be ideal.
>his interests
Anything really, as long as it's not exclusive to either anime or sports. I'd love a guy who is into reading

>Talk about yourself
That's boring

>>38293587
>>Talk about yourself
>That's boring
What's boring is that you can't think of anything to tell us about yourself

>>38293393
pls email me your contact info since i dont see a way to send emails from here [email protected]

>>38293587
tfw 19 year old 6'4 gymrat who loves poetry

your the ideal
:(

>>38293280
yooooooo, I fit all your reqs and am an actual vegetarian

>>38293559
>sure! desu i didn't come into this thread expecting a bf, just want friends that could potentially lead to something more. drop email/discord/skype or something

[email protected]

>>38293468
Seattle Washington

>>38293486
I'm okay with that as long as I don't get any diseases

>>38293500
yeah I have a throwaway email [email protected]

>>38293521
will you be my long term bf?

>>38293599
sent

>>38293640
>Seattle Washington
Will you move?

>>38293594
That's right. I'm extremely boring. If I wasn't boring, I probably wouldn't be here at 2 am talking about my idea of an ideal guy I'll never have. It's not like I was trying to keep it a secret.

>>38287722
Shit if only I were 7 years older lmao

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>>38293621
where do you live?

these fukin captchas are getting out of hand

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>>38293587
Send a message so I can send one back; I meet your reqs.
[email protected]

>>38293559

No, women want and can do better than me. No reason a woman would settle for me. Pointless to try.

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>>38293649
probably. depends where though.

>>38293640
>will you be my long term bf?
N-no anon, I'll have to go on my first date before I become anyone's bf.

>>38293681
East Coast. original comment

>>38285468

>age
my age or older
>weight
average or skinny
>height
5'7 and up
>race/nationality
either white or asian, i take hapas or mixed people too
>his personality
charismatic, intense, intelligent, good conversationalist, somewhat of a daredevil, willing to take risks, intriguing, not a normie, tolerates me being clingy, very strong inner values, patient and understands the fact that I am not ready for intimacy very early, not a cuck, very sexually deviant or kinky
>his interests
vidya, good-quality anime and manga (not trash), some sort of physical activity, appreciates quality music, reading, writing, food, has a weapon collection, the arts
>Talk a bit about yourself.
I usually don't get out much and I have a hard time dealing with people's physical touch. I am still a virgin and I mostly like to have solitary interests. I enjoy being intellectually-stimulated. I want one partner who can stay with me forever and never leave me

>>38293704
>my age or older
>doesn't post her age
Good job

>>38293704
>my age or older
C'mon are you thicc in the head?

>>38293704
i fit all your reqs whats good

is it okay im 6'3

>>38293671
Michigan, west coast

>>38293716
I am 18 years old. original

>>38293559
>everyone can be a qt in their own way :')
That's a qt outlook
[email protected] here's a throwaway, let's chat

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>no girls itt from florida

>>38293704
I'll email you if you post throwaway email.

>>38293587
I fit this very well. If you talk about yourself a bit, I might be interested.

>>38293697
okay, wanna go on a date? where do you live?

>>38293701
where on the east coast?

>>38293732
i'd consider relocating, Michigan seems like a pretty cheap place

>>38293673
It's not like there's a shortage of men I described in my post. It's just I can't get a bf so it's all pointless.

>>38293761
>okay, wanna go on a date? where do you live?
Virginia

>>38293756
No one fucking cares, if they did they would post here. I haven't heard the best things about girls from Florida anyway.

>>38285502
20, not obese, same location, 5'11 inches desu

>>38293738
im 18 as well

>>38293761
>where on the east coast?
One of the other anons can have you. You're too easy

>>38293640
how would you get diseases it's just nice cuddling in some padding

>>38293772
Fuck you, cunt.

original btw

>>38293761
Why don't you come visit Michigan sometime and see if you like it. Maybe I could show you around?

>>38293803
Simply just putting into perspective because girls from Florida are rarer than the dodo, dude

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>>38293763
Yeah but it's impossible to get a bf if you don't talk to the people that fit your requirements. Even if there's plenty of them out there.
normiememe

>>38293704
Yeaaaah, post age and I'll consider putting in any effort to contact you then

>>38293785
Yeah this "woman" is just fishing for attention.

>>38293760
>If you talk about yourself a bit, I might be interested.
I'm a 19 year old high school dropout with little prospect of getting my life together. I was a NEET for about 2 and a half years I think, until i recently got a job at KFC because my dad said I had to get a job or move out. I don't have any friends besides my sister but she's mentally ill and isn't all there in the head most of the time, so I spend most of my time brwosing 4chan. I have no real hobbies, I don't like video games or anime but I've recently taken up reading at the public library and although I mostly read YA novels I still enjoy it. I can't really think of anything else to say at the moment

>>38293816
What are you talking about? Florida is the third most populous state.

>>38293875
While it may be true I have had no luck finding girls from 4ch who live in my state, dude. Are you going to tell me to try harder?

>age
my age (19) or older
>weight
average or muscular
>height
5'9 or taller
>race
preferably black but also like some white guys
>personality
confident, kind, can take care of himself
>interests
vidya, memes/internet culture, has some political knowledge/interest

>>38293894


muscular white guy, do u have a throwaway email? id say we match pretty well as long as you arent a landwhale

>>38293887
To be quite honest with you famalamalimo, yes.

>>38293931
Ok, I won't give up hope then.

>>38293887
What is your email? Pls gib.

>>38293923
be honest how big is your dick?

>>38293559
>>38293103
Got a contact? Let's play some overwatch bby.

>>38293961
It's [email protected]

>>38293968
>19 y/o and more interested in penis size and dating a black guy than anything else
got a keeper here

>>38293968
6 inches, how big are your tits?

>>38293473
Sure give me some contact info.

>>38293990
>why are all men such players
>first question is about dick

>>38293756
You can always meet up with them if you have the money and cared enough.

>>38293894
>yup
>yup
>yuuup
>am white, not 'murican though
>yup, yup, yup
>annnnd yup again

What do you look like, femanon?

>>38294040
>implying that in the 1/100 chance a femanon replies to my email, she doesn't ghost me in under 24 hours

>>38293584
>>38293637
>>38293751
Hey bbys did y'all get contacted? please REEEspond

>>38294001

[email protected]

Sure, right here

>>38294071
No, I didn't originally.

>>38294066
Do you have any standards then? Asking this so I do not waste both our times.

>>38294084
>18 - 22
>has an ambition and is striving towards it (can be quaint like working for a nonprofit or something, just not a NEET)
>not overweight, is hygienic
>doesn't do drugs or party hard
>5/10 in the face
>kind

There are no other hidden standards.

>>38294182
>just not a NEET

Lost already just because of this even though I fit everything else, probably a good thing we didnt email. Sorry anon.

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>>38285468

Are there any femlets looking for a cute, tall tsundere robot bf?

>>38294208
You just want to live on welfare or working in fast food for the rest of your life?

>>38294208
Not him and not in FL, why are you a NEET anon.

>tfw no leaf gf to take care of
where do I find daddy issues gfs?

>>38294208
Are you from FL? I'm interested.

>>38294233
Im not on welfare or working in fast food. I have a small inheritance.

>>38294238
Couldnt get a job, so here I am

>>38294252
Yes, I am. Got contact?

>>38293587
where to contact?

>>38294283
Here you go senpai, whenever you wish
[email protected]

>>38293968

I'm a 20 yr old robot with a BWC and am 6'5.

Lets talk

>>38292779

what do you look like fembot?
I like that picture of yours

>>38293704

6'4 white skinnybot here and fits every single one of your points

>>38294244
there aren't enough people in canada to find them very often online

>>38285502
what if he was like JJ Watt but doughy? that'd be "obese" but better looking than the average dude (if you liked strong giant over skinny fat)

>>38294413
I've found a few but they were too slutty for me. Usually a body count of 15+ before the age of 23

>>38294066
can it really even be called ghosting if its that short a duration?

>>38293847
>tfw too boring and pathetic to ever get a bf

>>38294432
Really? The one canadian girl I met was pretty nervous about sex
I guess I care less about it overall, though, so slutiness or lack of it doesn't matter much to me

>>38294455

what do you look like fembot

>>38294455
I don't think any of that is bad, so long as you're willing to try new things and find hobbies or even passtimes you're interested in

>>38294457
I'm okay with girls doing whatever they want but she would always tell how she fucked different guys everyday because they made her feel special. i understood there was nothing for me there and even if we dated I would get cheated on in a heart beat

>>38293847
You're cute/fine to me but you only want white guys anon.

>>38285533
they look like they have loose pussies desu senpai

why would a fembot want to throw away living a life of class and maintaining a level of purity? i've seen girls who look just as good but at least don't pose like vapid sluts in pictures/dress in less than literal prostitutes on the street. and if a fembot was uglier then at least they still wouldn't be as annoying.

>>38294487
I'm a brown version of Lucy from Peanuts.I don't think I'm ugly but I'm not attractive.
>>38294488
I'm not against trying new things, just everything seems so draining. Like I don't have the energy or motivation to anything.

>>38294590
is your ass fat? that's the most important trait of a woman

>>38294590
What do you spend most of your day doing, then?

>>38294576
I don't want only white guys. I didn't even say white, I said Caucasoid. Besides, this is an ideal guy thread, not all the time you get what you want. That's not a bad thing, sometimes what you think you want isn't what you really want. I don't know.
>>38294631
No
>>38294636
Refreshing 4chan. I don't even really like this site to be honest but I still browse it exclusively. I've just been here so long I don't know where else to go.

>>38294669
Yeah, I'm kind of the same way. I mostly cannot stand the community on 4chan but I don't feel like I fit in anywhere else
at least here I can drift around easily

>>38294709
I've just been here so long I'm not sure where else to go. Reddit? Tumblr? I don't know. I have my problems with the behavior on this site but at the same time I don't think those places are for me.

>>38294669
When are you going to contact me so I can hit on you?