>meeting my sister for the first time in 15 years How do I

act cool as fuck

Show her your dick and shit

>>38284436
Give her a hugeass hug and tell her you love her unconditionally, unless she likes niggers

>>38284436
Fist bump her black husband

Why haven't you been with your sister, anon?

>>38284436
I found my sister on Facebook. No contact between us for about 15 years too. How do I take the first step and message her? Just thinking about it makes my heart rate shoot up, fuck even my hands are shaking a little bit.
Please help me.

>>38284554
>>38284556
We were separated as kids because our mom died and we were adopted by different families.

>>38284583
>He's asking this on r9k
Yeah, maybe it's better to not message her.

>>38284583
Just tell her you love her dude be chill it'll be fine

>>38284436
it will be like meeting a complete stranger
don't get your hopes up for anything

>>38284460

ok, shown my penor, she stared with an annoyed face, but when I showed a true hotsmoking shit turd, she shouted "mods!!@

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>>38284436
I'm gonna be sincere with you here, pal. wait a couple months. Clean up your act first. Make your house spotless, get yourself as physically fit and healthy as possible, and read. Read anything, sci-fi, history, fucking anything, reading makes you not a retard very quickly.

When you finally have your shit together, wired tight, send her that message. Ask to meet. When you go to meet, dress semi-formally (or, if you *have* a style, dress cool. dont look like a numale or sadboy or NEET), and prepare a recap of the last 15 years of your life. When you get there, give her a big ol hug. Tell her you've missed her. If tears flow, let them flow. Then have a genuine, heart-to-heart discussion of how your lives have gone so far. Keep it up, and keep in touch with her. She's the only roastie you'll be able to be friends with, and she's another member of your family to love and be able to depend on. Don't miss this opportunity, if I could have another sister it would be a wonderful gift.

I met my sister for the first time last year. It was kind of awkward at fast but now we're extremely close. It's a meme but just be yourself, that's what she wants.

>>38284620
why is this allowed
im sorry anon

lol normies thinking DNA means she is gonna accept him, your roastie sister couldn't care less about you just give up

>>38284436
Make sure when she leave the room say, cya later alligator,

Should try not to be over familiar at first or acting like you should meet, she could not care about that and act cold.

Try talking with her normally, not getting too excited and taking the hints if she is actually interested in talking to her brother.