Just finished fucking my bad dragon horse dildo. What did

>>38283798
Send pics of your genitalia

Are you a boy (male)?

>>38283798
I took adderall yesterday and spent like 2 hours "playing" with some bottle. My ass is sore and I regret it. Anal stimulation is a meme.

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>>38283798
>be me
>shoving water bottles and such into self by sixteen
>end up having piles by twenty
>rectal mucosa starts prolapsing by mid twenties
STOP

>>38283865
>rectal mucosa starts prolapsing by mid twenties
So, what are the effects? Can you prolapse your asshole like HotKinkyJo?

>>38283865
Weak ass. I've been shoving stuff on my butthole for more than a decade now and my hole is still fine ass fuck

>>38283798
Just got off work and I'm currently stuffing my face with Bran Flakes. I'll probably play some vidya afterwards or just fap

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>>38283908
>kinky jo
I don't know, you tell me. This is me before I stopped.
>>38283944
>weak
It's about how often you bear down really. I like(d) being overwhelmed by the urge to bear down, and not be able to control it.

>DON'T CLICK IF WEAK STOMACH

>>38283798
the fact you need a base for the dildo makes me kek

>>38283824

Yes I I am broski

>>38283798
> Finally gather the courage to come out
> Now completely free to chase down a boyfriend
> Be a total bottom
> Suddenly anal warts appear all over
> Even as a virgin
It's not FAIR!!! I was kicked out before the game even started. Now I can't even ask for my parents to pay for a doctor because they will be completely embarrassed and so will I. They will think it's a nasty ass STD.
And I can't meet a guy like this. They will be disgusted by it...
I've gained so fucking little from the genetic lottery... So fucking little... Would it be asking too much for warts to grow on a different body part than precisely my fucking anus?

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>>38284023
>getting an STD as a virgin

>he doesn't realise what happened

>>38284003
fucking gross, man. KinkyJo (and other pornstars like RoxyRaye) can push the "rosebud" completely out. I didn't know that was because of some medical issue though.

>>38284023

Lmao you genetic freak. I have been blessed with a sturdy asshole, good looks, good health, an IQ of 138, and a seven inch Dick. Should have found a better egg to shove your head into bro.

>>38284023
>> Suddenly anal warts appear all over
>> Even as a virgin
explain, how this happens.

>>38284064
What you talking about? It's not necessarily an STD, warts can be spontaneous too! How would it be a std if I'm a virgin?

>>38284088
Not every wart is HPV.
>>38284076
> Is on r9k
Hummmm

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>>38284091
>he STILL doesn't get that he was everydayuntilyoulikedit'd

>>38284117

This is a fast board with original discussion. By a wide margin its objectively better for time wasting than other boards.

If /out/ was faster i'd be on there more often.

>>38284140
What are you talking about? I don't understand
>>38284179
If you're half the things you claimed to be, you wouldn't be wasting your time here in the first place

My usb sound card arrived so I'm listening to Rush on my cheap 5.1 speakers.

>>38284242
It was a "I was raped and blacked out" sweet pea.

>>38284003
seek medical attention. plz. it s disgusting

>>38284242

Normal people can waste time too. Its not like /r9k/ is only for social outcasts with nothing to do all day, right?

Right?

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>>38284289
>>38284322
>warn anons not to click it
>they click it anyway
.they end up angery

>>38284407
im not angry. But shit's nasty. You need help. Like from a doctor.

i've seen worst on 4chan

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>>38284428
>seek help
And what if there is no help?

What if all I can do is go deeper?

>>38284488
Well, that s not a doctor you need anymore. It s a fucking psychologist. Sick freak.

>>38284407
>anime posters are degenerates with wrecked assholes
who woulda thunk

>>38284076
>degenerate fag pozzed pervert
>blessed

>>38284003
Maybe it's time to stop touching your hole, don't you think?

>>38284607

being a straight male, I'm happy the entire career of my anus was all about farting and pooping.

>>38284750
>str8 male
B-but I'm straight too anon...

>>38283865
Tfw 18, never shoved anything up my pooper and still have a pile

>>38283865
>>38284822
the fuck is a "pile"?

>>38284822
Anal anon back. My parents had piles by the time they were about twenty so it's probably genes really, though Id not recommend it.

>>38284861
>on the internet
>cannot look up word
It means hemorrhoid anon.

bumperino very orig