>Nice firm handshake, but final question >Do you smoke?

>>38282303
My grandpa smoked for 40 years and died from lung cancer. Never liked the smell anyway.

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>>38282303

>smoking, drinking, doing drugs and having unprotected sex are considered cool
>eating fast food is considered the worst thing ever

>>38282303
smoking isn't even fun

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I've got a new job in a chain of low end gambling halls. They do a lot of cigarette sales. I feel sorry for every customer that utters the accursed phrase "Newport red". At that point, you can't even pretend you like the flavor; it's pure addiction.

>>38282554
NEW POWTS

>>38282303
I, uh, I vape.

Yeah every once in a while I'll have a cigar, how is this relevant to the job I'll be performing?

>>38282435
i've got unironic diabetes and i'm only 20

How much do you bet OP has recently started smoking and is in the "I can stop whenever I want" phase before the nicotine takes hold?
>n-no thanks, I was told cigarettes are dangerous
>okay I'll try just one
>I only smoke when other people around me are doing it
>oh man what a stressful day at work, I'll have a quick cig to cool my nerves
you are here
>can't wait for my lunch break so I can have a cigarette
>hey boss I'm gonna step out real quick for another smoke break
>I just can't start my day without having a cigarette first
>I know I need to quit but it's just so difficult

how do you smoke a cigarette? apparently there's more to it than just having it in your mouth. do you suck on it like a straw to get the smoke, then exhale it?