>all this KHV roleplaying on the board It's getting out

I was unironically trying to befriend a camwhore.

i barely jerk off anymore because I've done it so much and the idea of copulation is so foreign an experience to my brain that it's begun to dissociate from it and the pleasure I'd normally feel has been dulled by a vortex of regret, shame, and despondency.

>>38281742
>i fell in love with girl from here
even wrote her a lenghty "confession" :^)
>tried to befriend camslut just like other Anon
>haven't talked to girl irl in 4 years
>i jerk automatically as a part of daily before sleep routine (not even remembering porn i watched afterwards)
>i have extremely high standards despite being medicore lookwise at best

>>38281742
Playing it again.

And again.

And again.

And imagine you're the one singing it.

And the pain in your stomach while you wait for her to come online.

>>38281742
There's this one girl at my church that does hello/goodbye hugs. Sometimes I reject the hug because they give me unknown feels.

>>38281742
My face turns red when someone holds my hand.
When my crush did it, I couldnt talk without stutter for the rest of the night, and I was like 21 at the time.

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>>38282184
>a lenghty "confession"
p..post please?

I'm on hrt and even have no sex drive, just like i have no friends at all.

When someone starts kissing in a movie,I leave/shut it off

>>38283133
>I'm on hrt
how old are you? how long have you been on it? how are the effects? sorry for all the questions, i'm considering getting it but feel I might be too old..

I"m not a khv robot nor am I a normalfag, just a sad cyborg.

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>>38283155
the worst ones are the ones where they're passionately in love. i don't need to be reminded of the void in my life

>>38283155
i was like that a while back. eventually it got to the stage where even someone mentioning their gf silently triggered me. and when i lost touch with my last friends, even seeing friendships and parties on tv started to trigger me.

i stopped caring eventually though. i managed to disassociate myself so much that it's just like watching another species now.

>>38283156
I'm 22, on full dose hrt since 19. Go to /lgbt/ and ask about effects - i can only say that effects is only on my body, desu, my mind didn't changed.

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>>38283155
>when you're watching a twitch streamer and he mentions his gf and you instantly change channels never to return

>>38281742
Make a couple girls laught and then one of them got really close to me and said that she was going to be my gf, I got really really nervous and started shaking, I told her in a very shy way: "no"

>>38283155
Holy shit, I thought it was weird that I did it
During kissing and sex scenes in a movie I'm watching with my mom, I turn the channel. My brother was there one time and said what's wrong with me. He is such a Chad wannabe douchebag.

>>38281742

I love that photo.

What a good dad.

>>38283652
>said that she was going to be my gf,
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF

>>38281742
I drove 8 hours to visit a girl and didn't get so much as a handshake

>>38283785
She was joking though

Original content

>>38281742
>see female
>imagine entire life playing out from the day you meet to retiring together
>think about the female constantly
>never attempt to talk to the female once

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>>38281742
I associate attraction and femininity with wanting to kill myself.

>>38281742
One time when I was intoxicated I wrote out this whole rant on non virgins and how disgusting I found the idea of fucking them. Somehow I reasoned my way into say that I couldn't respect a girl I was dating if she had sex with me because she wouldn't be a virgin anymore. I'm amazed it didn't become a pasta

>>38283077
>>38282184
I second this. Anon please.

>>38283652
that's not how people behave. you'd know if you ever stepped outside

>>38281742
If you use a pee bottle you should be sure not to plug the opening of the bottle with your glans lest the heat of urine when it's in the bottle will "decork" you and possibly make a mess if you lack the reaction time.

Can I go down the [path] now.

>>38284707
How people behave? Explain it, anon.

I couldn't get the least attractive girl from my class to be my gf

>>38281742
Whenever I had class with my crush I was happy before the class and imagined scenarios in which I could get nearer to her and I every time I got disappointed.

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>>38281742
>developed romantic feelings for a girl from here in two weeks. Didn't see her face or body also we hanged in VC only once

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It's hard for me to relate with the problems of other people if I know that they have had sex or felt the warm embrace of another human being. It's just something that I think about, like how they can have problems when they have experienced one of the few free pleasures given to us on this earth, and they flat out take it for granted.

I have been alone for all my life that when I see a couple in public holding hands or kissing, I become bitter and spiteful. I don't do anything, but I just start thinking bad thoughts and try and forget about it.

Every night I imagine myself talking to, cuddling with, and fucking my qt love interest of the month in order to fall asleep.

I'm just a virgin, though.

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I'm so used to being alone that being together with someone would be just too weird and alien to me, so I just continue being alone.

I put my body pillow, pillow cases in the dryer for 30 minutes before bed so that it simulates the warmth of another human being for a few minutes while I fall asleep.

When I think about losing my virginity I more and more realise I don't want to lose it. Or maybe I am just scared.

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>>38285068
>I put my body pillow, pillow cases in the dryer for 30 minutes before bed so that it simulates the warmth of another human being for a few minutes while I fall asleep.
nothing to be ashamed of, it gets cold sometimes

I'm not a khv, i've had many fulfilling relationships

>>38281742
i wear earplugs to bed on weekends because otherwise i can hear the kids next door to me playing in the garden in the morning and it reminds me that ill never have kids of my own

>>38284765
read every greentext story here and do the EXACT opposite

>>38281742
>tfw you have a dream of touching a girl and masturbate to the though for several days

I confessed my love to my crush when she was walking toward the metro and then i ran away. Im 20 yo

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>>38283077
>>38284660
sorry guys i dont have it anymore
i dont have access to that email
but it was honest from my autistic heart
i cried when i wrote it

also she might still be here
i dont want her to know im here

>>38281742
when I was a young teen, I was legit planning to lose my virgin status by getting a girl drunk at a nightclub and then never bother with sex again so that people wouldn't think I was weird.

of course I then grew up and realise that I don't care about sex.

>>38281742
i get really angry when people post pictures of girls in unrelated threads and dont reply to those threads out of principle

I own 4 anime body pillows of the same character, one I use specifically for sex by tying the soft part of a fleshlight to it with the arms of a hoodie and make sweet love to her every night.

I make it a point to look in her eyes and cry out her name and how I'm about to cum inside her and make her a mommy before I blow my kid in said flashlight. I toss the paper towel stuffed at the end in the trash and fall asleep cuddling her and talking about how much I live her and can't wait to start a family together.

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>>38281742
I fall passionately in love with any girl that talks to me or otherwise acknowledges that I exist. I often imagine our lives together, married, kids, nice little house, dogs, etc.

>>38285674
this. and the one and only time i can remember a girl complimenting me, it made me fucking ecstatic for weeks. i'd literally fall asleep feeling giddy because of it. im such a sad case.

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>>38281742
What even is a KHV? I've heard this so many times yet I still have no idea what it means. And don't give me the lurk more bullshit, I get the MBTI thing, just not everyone being KHV.

>tfw haven't had a crush on a girl because I haven't gone anywhere but work and home in the last couple years

>tfw you were in a place with women you don't even approach them due to the fact that you are aware of how much of a loser you are

>>38285787
Kissless Hugless(and/or Handholdless) Virgin

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>>38281742
whenever a friend i thought was a khv reveals that they aren't infact a virgin I feel like a bond between us has disappeared.

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>>38285849
Oh, let's see... Never kissed a girl unless you count finishing the cookie some girl I danced with at prom counts and never had sex. As for hugs, well my family loves me, but outside of that, I don't recall getting a hug although I'm pretty distant from people and not a really touchy kind of guy... So maybe that's 2 out of 3? Or all 3?

>>38282005
same, I used to send Princess Dust asks on tumblr often

Also used to play on the same server as Mia Rose (Mal'Ganis), and ran BGs with her occasionally. Played real nonchalant, then fapped furiously to her afterward

>>38283155
I don't mind kissing/fucking etc, it's only when the couple is young that it hurts. I can manage as a normal adult if I try, but my teenage self will always be a lonely WoW/4chan/porn obsessed loner. Had to turn off Summer with Monica 20 minutes in

>friends talk about sex or girls
>become anxious

I remember finding out that Satou wasn't a virgin in Welcome to the NHK. Immediately lost connection with MC and never watched it again.

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>>38285787
>that question
>that picture
>mbti
fuck off reddit

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>>38286780
Excuse me for being oblivious to every acronym I come across, and I got that picture from here. Also,would you prefer I refer to myself as the mediator or whatever the letters were? Piss off faggot.

>>38281742
>It's getting out of hand, prove you're a KHV by posting something only a KHV would know or feel

For myself, it would be how alien I find the phenomenon of mutual attraction. Rationally, one can't help but acknowledge its reality. One see couples together, after all.

Yet, even were some repulsive ghoul a genius of the heart, capable of empathy in ways most are not, he still couldn't imagine what others experience when looked upon with desire rather than revulsion. So attraction becomes a myth, something belonging to a book of fairy-tales.

However, the reality of men sometimes intrudes into the world of monsters. I had a friend called Malaria Joe who earned his nickname after a trip to India. He was prescribed a prophylaxis against malaria, but the drug inspired dreams of shaking hands with dripping slabs of meat. So he stopped taking his pills and contracted the disease. He spent a long time nearly dying, sweating, shivering and pissing black urine.

He told me about his girlfriend one night. A lovely young woman; I had the chance to meet her. Quite pretty with a warm heart; she was even capable of treating a gargoyle like myself humanely. He began to enumerate all of his flaws: "I'm short, I'm losing my hair...I have hair on my ass..." and after his litany ended he looked at me and said with wonder: "But she still finds me handsome. She still loves me."

The fairy-tale took upon the substance of reality. This is what most experience at least once before going down to the dead. It's a mystery that most participate in but one you yourself are barred from. It'll always remain occult to you, a magic circle you'll never cross.

You spend your life regarding the lovable as impossible deities, things of myth and fantasy. It's hard to learn that it's the members of your tribe, the solitary trolls dwelling beneath the bridge and the hideous goblins skulking in the dark, that are actually the ones that belong to the ludicrous world of fable.

>>38286865
>that kind of shitty le im a smart guy reddit talk
go back to you are not welcome

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>>38286990
>oh look, a tripcode
And into the trash it goes.

>>38284741
I know that feel. It's not heat that does it though, it's the growing urine volume compressing the air inside the bottle

>>38286865
subhuman redditor

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>>38287048
Umm, excuse me, but what were the words you previously spoke regarding my person, you diminutive woman of ill repute? I would like to advise you that I am a large African primate who has taken the lives of greater than 300 proud members of the fighting force previously known as Al Quaeda

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>>38286990
fuck me senpai, I've been on 4chan since 2003 and this is the first good post I've seem by a tripfag.

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>>38287048
I went to reddit once and I still don't get that place, but the fact that you know reddit when you see it suggests a number of things.

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>>38281742
I'm actually scared and disgusted of real life sex or romance up to the point where it could be called a phobia.

>>38287108
>>38287117
wow real funny can you go back now

>>38287063
hmmmmm that makes alot more sense; you truly learn something new...

>>38281742
I daydream about talking to the only girl I've ever talked to outside conversations forced by something else.
It's been 5 years since I seen her. Doubt even her would talk to me at this point, but there's still that hope that rose from my uncertainty.
This board really went to shit. This is what happens when you introduce women to a topic-less man discussion. Guys jerking off to women describing how their vagina feels when touched, preferably by the genitals of someone more attractive and desirable.

>>38287052
Yeah, he's a faggot. With that settled, what about the things he said?

>>38281742
if you are khv you either start doing more and more desperate things for human contact (not just kisses and sex but just being around people) or you just give up and become more and more reclusive

>>38285877
This. They all admitted to having a gf, one of them still thinks he's a virgin robot despite having a blowjob girlfriend and fucking 3 twinks. I'm the only one

When someone on here posts about their gf or ex I stop reading and usually say "oh fuck off" or "post it on facebook then shithead" to myself.

I really want to beat and punch girls for shunning me, I want to make them black and blue all over more than I want to rape them. It's not like bdsm sadism, I genuinely want to knock them out

>21y/old kisless virgin and Androgenic guy
>I hate to talk....i dont wanna talk to people, only my closest friends because everyone else is boring as fuck, they all say the same things over and over, i dont care about what they have to say, why do they even make an effort to talk with me? i dont get it...
>when i go out i just regret it because i have to talk to people and i cant enjoy it without being high
>I stay inside almost all day practicing music and playing videogames because those are the only things i really enjoy beside drugs
>i only leave home at day time to go to school
>I just reached a point where im not even interested in girls, two years ago i had an oneitis that was so mentaly disturbing that i just locked my self in a room without even talking to my family during 6 months, i decided i was going to live alone and not care for anyone else besides my parents, im completely disgusted by female nature nowadays
>Cant even enjoy fapping because i have no libido left
>I cant enjoy porn, because its all the same shit ive seen before
>my parents dont fucking deserve to bear with me everyday, i know they like me and all that parent stuff but im just a trash person without a future, they wasted so much fucking money on me that i wish i was never born
>I dont see a future for me and i barely enjoy being alive

This are just a few of them

>>38281742
I feel sad when I see attractive women. I feel downright depressed when I see pretty teenage girls since it reminds me how miserable my teenage years were. Though my life has only gotten worse.

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18, haven't talked to a girl ever outside of school projects, KHV nonetheless. Found out parents bought a book on how to raise an autistic kid when I was 7. Do I kill myself?

>>38288406
You probably won't. It doesn't get any better, when you are out of your teens you will realize that there are no second chances to learn social skills. Enjoy!

I can't watch movies or tv. I can't listen to radio. I can't go outside too long. Just hearing about people who are together kills me.

>>38281742
I donated money to a streamer girl several times trying to get closer to her.

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>>38281742
I use covert methods of finding out names of girls so I can stalk them later online, just because I'm too afraid to talk to any of them.
Doing it makes me feel like Snake or something.

>>38286865
>redditor AND mediator

jeez

>>38285913
please leave.

were all just tired of you being here

>>38281742
My family keeps trying to pair me with Stacy family friends but don't understand I could never take them on a date, so i just tell them no.

>>38281742
>tfw kv
>don't "act" like one

What now lads, I don't think I'm a robot, but I've never been laid or had a gf. I just keep to myself

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>finally meet great girl
>so much in common
>fall in love
>have so much fun
>hold hands and talk for hours

>wake up...
>staring at glow in the dark stars in tears

>>38281742
Live at home with family and have Anime posters all over my room, figures everywhere and a dakimakura and I'm 22, live with parents and 3 brothers

>>38281742
In order to cope with the crippling feelings of loneliness ive made recordings of me talking to myself in order to make myself feel like i have friends. The happiest ive been in recent memory was when my cousin asked me if i was okay because it made me feel good to know at least someone in my life cares about how i feel. The idea of having sex scares me because im worried that if i do go after any girl she'll have lost her virginity. Her having sex before me isn't what bothers me, it's that she'll judge me for not having sex or even kissed someone yet.

>>38281742
>Go to the pub once a week
>Mainly older people there, like in their 40s-80s
>See how drunk I can get and still act somewhat sober
>Have long sometimes 2-3 hour discussions about space travel and colonization
>Leave around 12-1 in the morning
>Wobble home for 15 minutes
>Piss in the road or in a bus stop
>Bus stop has started to smell funny after nearly a year of drunk pissing on it
>Get home
>Sleep
>Wait all week till I go again
>Repeat next week

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>>38282092
holy shit this exactly my problem too

>>38289000
checked

hahahahab vhe eeh boinevien original

>>38281742
I teared up when someone pretending to be a girl on an anonymous image board said she (he) loved me

>>38283155
I don't care about movies but if I see people kissing irl I get really mad and sad at the same time