>You are autistically browsing items in the store >"Ey

>>38280324
damn she is so fucking hot

>>38280324
At the entry, to the right

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>>38280324
>proceeds to hide thread

I don't live in fatistan, therefor niggers don't go around calling people ''whiteboi'', only 4chan autists do that

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>>38280324
>They're back at my place bby,
>If you want some come with me and & I'll take you for a ride...

>>38280324
just reach down my pants and ull find a magnum bby

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>>38280324
>look at her like pic related
I.. don't know? Does it look like I work here?

>>38280324
they bout to be up in dem guts grrl

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>>38280324
>wat say?
I am not white
you must be talking to someone else

she looks like an ape to be honest

>>38280324
"Repeat question in english, I don't understand ooga-booga."

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>>38280324
It should be in the frozen foods section ma'am, near the rest of the ice cream.

>>38280324
Family planning is near the front on the right there. Kinda man you got makes you buy those yourself?
Unless you meant something else, in which case sporting goods is near the back next to auto. Their selection isn't very good though. Better off just shopping online.

>>38280377
If she doesn't know your name, and you are in an area where being white stands out, "Hey, white boy/dude/guy" may very well be used to get your attention. No negative connotation usually, just a readily identifiable characteristic.

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>>38280324
"my boyfriends buying some right now, go find him! >w<"

>>38280324
I don't know. I only wear regular condoms.

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no but seriously, how can us nikkas compete with the white man?

>>38280324
*don't even acknowledge her*

>>38280324
I need sauce paesano

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>>38280495
I've never understood this stereotype. In what way does a category of animals with ill-defined noses and thin lips resemble black people?

>>38280324
>haha no but I know where the extra small is haha

>"hn hn cum in me wite boi"

How do you handle this situation

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>icecreams are right over there miss

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"I don't know, I've never needed to buy any."

>>38280431

>Oh, yeah, I suppose you've never had to buy magnums in your life

lol.

>>38280324
357? or 44?
and they are in the hunting section.

>>38280648
They look just like niggers

>>38280860
Is she using them for her black tranny dick?

>>38280324
Should be by the pharmacy or checkout.

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>>38280936
How does a race with thick lips, wide prominent noses, and little body hair look anything like a monkey?

>>38281017
The nostril shape.

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>>38280623
dreads are gross, I prefer curls or afros

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>>38280324

>"Hehe.. eh check the frozen foods section I guess... I love you..."

>>38280557
>>38281149
These look pretty fucking delicious

>>38281121
Those are dookie braids, anon. Not dreads. They got really popular after Janet Jackson's role in the terrible film Poetic Justice. While not as universal now, they're still common.

>>38281056
Seems like quite a weak foundation to establish a racial slur.

There next to rest of the fucking condoms. What the fuck are you trying to say?

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Yeah baby, I got your magnum rite hurr
>pull out nickel-plated .500 and do a few market pops
>holster my gun and continue shopping nonchalantly

>>38281121
>dreads

lmao white people

>>38281149

I ate that yesterday, it was very good.

I wouldn't know ha ha I mean um I guess unless you were going to change that or something haha uhhh I-I'm sorry b-bye
>stiff fast walk away in the opposite direction
>make a full loop around the store to get to the groceries I needed to buy which are in the opposite direction

>>38280324
l-like the revolvers?

>>38280324
Are you talking about ice cream or condoms ?

>>38281363
>spending all their money wigs and fake hair
lmao black people

>>38280324
"Why are you in the chip aisle, you dumb fucking nigger? Check aisle 12 and get lost."

>>38281834
>tfw they're on 12 in my store too
>tfw very unlikely it's same store
>tfw nervous anyway

>>38281795
Wigs and fake hair tend to be much less expensive than achieving the desired effect with their real hair.

>>38280324
Imagine if the kike shills used a white girl, instead.

They won't, because this is part of the Internet Conditioning Program..

>>38281891
If you haven't been checked for schizophrenia, you should.

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>>38281891
this tbqff

BIG BLACK BOOTIES are your future

accept it

>>38280324
Ha ha, I'm not white.

And back at my place waiting for you babe.

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>>38281930
>BIG BLACK BOOTIES are your future
Yea, no. Race mixing is degenerate.

>>38280324
How many times am I going to see this nigger thread?
>inb4 summer newfag meme

>You are autistically browsing items in the store
I have aspergers and I almost never browse items in the store. I always make a shopping list beforehand and just pick up the stuff I need

>>38280324
*points at dorito*
There here right next to all the other things that'll fuck you up

"Out of my way bitch!"
>Shoves her out of the way

>>38280324
I don't think they sell guns in grocery stores friend.

>>38280324
In my pants.

originally

>>38281896
That's a rule violation, anon. It is extremely easy to make an original post on /r9k/ without resorting to derivative spellings of "original" or other nonsense terms. It's literally the only reason for the board's existence. Everyone stop this.

In my country magnums are a type of ice cream, so I'd point her towards the freezers and watch her get confused

>>38282168
I read this in Fez's voice from That 70s Show

>>38282098
What state are you from, Anon? Because they totally do.

>>38281909
>>38281930
Lol they only are able to respond with more psychological abuse.

Niggers have an offputting odor and skin texture. Hardly alluring, and I've groped quite a few.

Internet conditioning program

>>38282255
maybe you just associate with stinky ass hos

>>38282255
>abuse
No anon, my post wasn't abuse, it was legitimate concern that you might be schizophrenic.

>>38282271
No, it's called nigger musk. Very poor attempt from you there. I'd be ashamed if I were you.

>>38282295
Well obviously that is a baseless concern due to the (((internet conditioning program))) being documented fact. I'm phoneposting so anons have to find the image themselves. Go fuck yourself, bitch.

>>38282167
That's a ruIe vioIation, anon. lt is extremely easy to make an originaI post on /r9k/ without resorting to derivative speIIings of "originaI" or other nonsense terms. lt's Iiterally the only reason for the board's existence. Everyone stop this.

>>38281205
the icecream inside gets freezerburned super quick but they're just as delicious as they look

>>>tfw $6 for a pack of 3
>>>not entirely worth it

>>38282255
My wife smells like cocoa butter.

>>38282323
Im surrounded by young black people everyday, and none of them smell any worse than any other race. wtf are you talking about.

>>38282375
I had to copy and paste into notepad to see what you did, you clever little cunt.

i dunno bitch i never use those fucking things. ruins it every time.

>>38280324
They don't sell firearms in the fucking Walgreens you sheboon.

>>38282400
Every woman smells like cocoa butter, they slather themselves in that lotion daily.

>>38280557
Reminder that fucking Magnums have been decreased in size while keeping the same size for the packaging, effectively deceiving you. Sons of whores.