>>38279734 AUTISM DETECTED AUTISM DETECTED PLEASE PREPARE

>>38279780
I'm not autistic. She deserved it.

>>38279734
Why are you on r9k if you attract roasties? Are you some chad in disguise?

>>38279780
NORMIE DETECTED
NORMIE DETECTED
PLEASE PREPARE TO BE RELOCATED TO YOUR LOCAL HOME FOR THE AUTISTIC.

THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF OTHERS.

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>>38279734
Very nice OP. Let them know the pain we feel everyday!

kinda don't believe your story matey but i'm glad for you nonetheless

>>38279867
I look pretty Chad like. Tall, fit, blue eyes blond hair. I'm still a KHV dateless even though I'm 26.

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>>38279734
Reminder that Stacies sometimes try to befriend losers because they think it's a good deed.
No wonder she got confused over you having a girlfriend.

>>38279734
>have a gf
>when you have a gf a lot of girls hit on you
>have an i dont give a fuck attitude
>girls constantly hit on you
>girl hit on you tell her you think you are beautiful hahahah gtfo
>girl hits on you tell her her name sounds like a dogs name

>>38279734
good job.
keep itbup

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>>38279734
God, I love this girl. Best backstory in porn

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>>38279734
good job OP
keep fighting the good fight

did it few times myself (im extreme autismo Brad)
best feeling there is

>>38279922
lol then she just goes and fucks on of her countless Chads at her disposal. She doesn't give a fuck bro, she will never feel a fraction of the pain we feel every day. What's your point?

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>>38280274
>super rich
>daughter of vice-president at some back or some shit
>literally never need to complain about money
>decides to lick dirty asshole of some redneck at Facial Abuse and probably didn't take even any money for that as she did it for fun
Truly inspiring story. Hope more girls will follow her footsteps

>>38279734
Keep fighting op

>>38279734
youll regret this
orig

>and everyone clapped

Jesus christ

>>38280321
Who is she? Please? Google Search suggests "head"

>>38279932
> baiting this hard
time to hide

>tfw dislike coffee enough to care more about the mention of it and potentially derailing the intentions of that line
I know anons fucked up accidentally like this but I would do it conciously.

>>38279734
I've fantasized about rejecting my oneitis. Don't know why, I guess because she hurt me at some point.
That said, I'm autistic af and wouldn't want to waste that kind of opportunity.

>>38279900
Who even uses autism as an insult unironically? Last time I checked, autism was 4chan's most prized weapon.

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