What's it like having balls? A penis I can kind of imagine,

You dont really notice they are there until something hits them or if they itch.

>>38279302
do they hurt/swell if you don't empty them?

>>38279271
Similar to breast in the comfort factor I'd imagine, They dangle when it's hot and tighten when it's cold. Driving with jeans on is super annoying when your balls get tangled up in your pants.
It's also annoying that I can't pick them in public when they get twisted around wile walking

>>38279355
No idea ive never gone more than like 3 days without jerking off

>>38279271

I magine the things your boobs do when you run, jump or move around in general,and transplant that feeling between your legs

>>38279355
There's a thing called blue balls, its when you don't masturbate and your balls swell with sperm. It only hurts for the day but your body releases excess semen in your sleep if you never masturbate

>>38279355
semen is only made in the balls, not stored there.

Post op tranny here

>>38279375

is fairly accurate

Imagine your breasts, except, smaller, between your legs, and more sensitive to pain.

>>38279355
Yes

>>38279271
why do I find low hangers so hot?

>>38279411
>why do I find low hangers so hot?

cuz ur a fag lol

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I notice my balls pretty often I guess. You get used to them of course but they can thump your legs or you feel them swing when it's hit.

If they are tight then you can pinch them or they push each other. If they are low you can sit on them or you have to sit and find comfort for them. The stick to your legs so sometimes you see men kinda stretch their kegs to unstuck them.

I'm the odd one out i actually enjoy the feeling when they get hit

>>38279410
>Post op
post neovag

>>38279410
>yes

Maybe for you, but actual males do not swell up for not masturbating.

>>38279271
In the summer they get all fucking sweaty and stick to your leg. That's why men do a crippled step from time to time in summer. We un-stick the balls.
Also shaving these things is a fucking rocket science. All the loose, sensitive, thin skin gets cut super easily and it itches like a motherfucker. Imagine having hairy eyelids, that you need to shave. Fml, I want a pussy.

>>38279464

Why do you shave your balls, no one's ever going to see them anyway

>>38279355
Don't listen to these idiots saying yes. If you don't masturbate/have sex excess semen gets released at night with "wet dreams".

>>38279503
That's right. It was in my tent in the middle of a night, drunk af. I guess no one saw them, but I definitely put them to use from time to time.
Also they don't smell as bad when you shave them. Less surface area for dead skin and bacteria.

>>38279556
>tfw never had a wet dream because i've been fapping constantly since i was 12

>>38279271
99% of the time you aren't really conscious of em
> hurt/swell
no, but it can be unpleasant if you're used to emptying them every goddamn day

>>38279355
blue balls only happen if you were in the middle of sex/jerking off and close to cumming but then you stop and never finish. then they can hurt for a little bit

>>38279632
I was always told that I would have them going through puberty but I never have for the same reason as you.

>>38279302
I told them that is what would happen when they brought the slaves over from africa but no one listened to me.

>>38281240
>>38279632
I start getting nocturnal emissions if I don't masturbate for like 3 days. I did a 6 week no fap streak a few years ago. I kept cumming in my sleep. Honestly, I didn't mind. It just dried up anyways and when I woke up in the morning I went on with my day.

>>38279271
I have hangers like that and I can no longer wear boxers. I need to keep them contained in briefs, like boobs in a sports bra.
>>38279632
Same here. Never had a wet dream.

>>38279271
>Also shaving these things is a fucking rocket science. All the loose, sensitive, thin skin gets cut super easily and it itches like a motherfucker. Imagine having hairy eyelids, that you need to shave. Fml, I want a pussy.
You realize pussies are like this too? Literally exactly the same. You have to pull everything taut to shave. It's an art.

>>38279271
>tfw no low hanging balls so a girl can ballbust them.

>>38282522
roastie spotted originalio

>>38282522
Fordyce spots are a bitch to get around.

>>38279410
>Post op tranny here
Is fake-vaginal sex/masturbation enjoyable? Do you get wet (if so, how?) or do you need to use a lot of lube?

>>38279271
very fragile, protect at all costs
imagine having your ovaries hanging outside your body

>>38279271
if its hot out my balls will touch the toilet water if i'm sitting on the toilet so I have to hold them up.

>>38279396
>its when you don't masturbate
literally wrong
blue balls is the buildup of unoxygenated blood cells in your scrotum when you've held an erection for too long.
You literally get blue balls.

>>38279271
Fucking low hanging balls, that's nasty
Mine are usually kind of close to my shaft

They're a hairy sack of wrinkled skin that generally hangs unless you're a nutlet. You gotta be careful depending of what swimsuit you wear because they'll hang out though this happens mostly to older people.

Also if they are hit it is extremely painful and I mean it. 'Screaming with shock that prevents you from moving' tiers of painful.

Of course you shouldn't think you can use that to your advantage, since that kind of pain often can cause a bout of homicidal rage and it could end up pretty badly for you.

>>38282660
I'm a girl and honestly I love big hanging balls. They're hot and look funner to play with. The worst balls are those that look like a wrinkly lump below the dick. You know which kind I mean? Like those that don't hang at all.

>>38282660
That's cause youre a low test beta

>>38282708
>those that look like a wrinkly lump below the dick
>Like those that don't hang at all.
Most guys only get those when swimming or showering in cold water. They retract in some sense.

>>38282708
This depends entirely on the temperature in the area. Any given scrotum can fit either of those descriptions if it's cold or hot.

>>38282757
Nah, some seem to have them just made like that. I've seen that kind of balls so many times in porn.

>>38282737
I have some low hanging nuts and I can't even grow a beard at 25.

What gives man?

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>>38282708
>Balls
>Hot
>Roastie on /r9k/

>>38282777
black guy balls? black dudes tend to have tiny shriveled up balls in porn.

>>38279355
no. you only get wet dreams if you are yung and fall easily in love. don't know what happens when you are older

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>>38279355
i didnt jacked off for 3 days and it was unbearable.my balls felt much heavier and they were very sensitive.also i could only think of sex until i "emptied my tank".

>>38282522
I'd imagine shaving your pussy is like shaving a dick, there's no way it's anything like shaving balls.

>>38279503
They get itchy as fuck.
You'd know this if you weren't a prepubescent.

>What's it like having balls?

They're just there I guess.

One thing dumbass feminazis dont seem to understand is that testicles are the reason why men tend to spread their legs apart often, what they call "man spreading." It's a natural pose because you don't want to squish your balls and make them hurt, so you spread your legs (most of them time unconsciously) to keep them free. Women dont have to worry about this because they have nothing between their legs, so they think men "man spread" just to piss them off.

>>38282777
That's how they get when the penis is erect

>>38282777
99% of the guys in porn juice their nuts away to get the big muscle man look.

I don't even think I would mind shrunken nuts. Having medium to large balls is a fucking pain in the ass when you're trying to buy any pants that aren't circus tents.

>>38283783
Then your imagination would be wrong. Even innies grow hair on/around the inner lips, which is the exact same skin as your balls. Goddamn, why the fuck would you lecture a person about anatomy you don't share I know what shaving myself is like.

>>38279355
Think of putting down cigarette. If you don't smoke when you are addicted, the only thing that crosses your mind is that "itch".

Same thing with not having sex. Your mind gets fixated on procreation. And all the friggin time.


It's not easy for a man to go by his day with a full tank, but I suppose sexually active girls have that itch as well. The difference is that you get to feel your balls then, too. And feeling your balls is everything, but calming.

>>38284026
>Goddamn, why the fuck would you lecture a person about anatomy you don't share I know what shaving myself is like
Yeah, I could say the same. I don't have a pussy so I couldn't tell for sure but I figure balls are just a bit harder to shave because they're round, that being said I don't stretch mine out to shave them, and I've never cut myself.

>>38279271
Feels fucking good man,e specially when they hang.

>>38279355
No because nocturnal emission.

>>38279503
well someones got to fondle em senpai.io

>>38279271
Honestly? It's fucking awful. They get in the way when you walk, sit down, sleep, and it's not like you're going to have children anyway.
>>38279355
>empty balls meme
This shit pisses me off. Seminal vessel mother fucker do you speak it. Our balls don't feel anything when horny either, stupid ass. I'm so sick of this missleading meme. STOP IT

>>38282708
bruh i feel you. my husband has huge balls and it's really hot, but he doesn't like me to touch them. such a waste.

>>38284391
Probably because you manhandle them, otherwise feels good when they're massaged softly.

>>38279396

Blue balls is when you edge too much and your balls ache. I pretty much have to cum as soon as it happens or I lose my boner.

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>>38279271

m'lady, those two fucking protrusions (ballsack and penor) emerging from a forest of stinking pubic hair are one of the most fucking inconveniences of a man's life.

>>38284487
he just says it just doesn't feel like anything. maybe it's the size, i heard smaller is more sensitive.

>>38279271
I use my benis as a wepaon

>>38279271
>What's it like having balls?
Wrong board to ask.

d-do girls like playing with our balls??

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>>38284716
not your bodily balls, faget!

actually, balls like pic rel8

>>38284709

ouch anon

just ouch

>>38284709
this

try /lgbt/

>>38279271
- They are very sensitive but you don't notice them until they are hurt.
- Seriously, even lightest taps hurt a bit
- God forbid they twist or switch positions. Extreme pain
- No, nothing happens if you don't have an orgasm for a while
- Nothing happens to them when you do have an orgasm, either
- Sometimes they get tight if it's really cold
- That's about it.

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I want to stick my balls in a girls ass.

>>38279271
Dick tits

>>38279355
No, the balls don't actually store semen; the cords that connect the balls to your body do store sperm but that's less than 1% of the content of semen so they don't swell or anything

Blue balls is really an expression for when you're especially horny (they won't literally turn blue or anything), what happens when you go a long time without ejaculating is that you'll either have a wet dream eventually (i.e., you'll ejaculate in your sleep) or nothing will really happen

>>38279399
are you completely retarded?
Try a quick google.

>>38286317
ahahahaha, bad enough ''blue balls'' will actually cause said blue balls

Also blue balls is caused by being on the verge of coming and stopping yourself before it happens, at the very second you are about to cum

fucking idiot