ITT: everyday gripes. Whats on your mind today anons? >fap

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>Government won't let me grow certain plants
>I am basically a glorified farm animal

Burn it down. Burn it all down.

>>38279183
>wank
>realise ive just killed a citys worth of people.

Chad brother just texted me asking if I want to go kayaking. I've never done this before and I really don't want to but at the sane time don't want to sour my relationship with my brother. Hes been doing this shit alot lately and it's getting on my nerves

>low on neetbux
>impulse to buy expensive delivery food
>can't resist the impulse anymore
>buy food
>$17 poorer

yes 17$ is expensive to me

recently found out my gf is actually a ghost

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>>38279183
had a "dream you have friends" episode last night. I made friends with pic related. He was a total bro.

I walked into my old high school cafeteria naked and all the kids were there because school hadn't opened yet. Pic related was sitting at a table drawing Billy Corgan boxing my oneitis. He made fun of me for being naked but took it back later.

He tried getting us out because we didn't want to be there. When they wouldn't let us leave, he turned into a black guy and started chimping out. Then Carroll O'Connor came out with a shotgun and told us to get out.

My dream ended with us driving in a cutlass while we smoked weed and "The Edge" by Davie Mcallum played on the radio.

It was so comfy having a friend for once. I haven't had one like that in a long time..

>>38279507
>tfw no Chad brother to teach me to be normie
Literally no one to blame but yourself robutt.

these girls and their hookups man, my sex drive is so low. i fuck em for the power but it's really not enjoyable.
need a long term girl that I can mold, I'm fixing a couple of girls right now who were embarrassing just a month ago but I can't manage to fully correct them in the short summer. wish I was gay enough to fix a guy, there's much more potential

>>38280138
Please elaborate on this anon

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>riding bicycle in town today
>go down the busy street with many traffic and cars
>policeman tells me to bike in the street
>goes to harass the drunken homeless on the next block
>ride in street until next
>ride back on sidewalk
>policeman notices, glare and I ride off
Fuck why is going outside so hard