>mom was 45 >dad was 68 >still manage to have me how

>>38278373
what?... explain this explain this now

That's kind of interesting. What kind of illnesses do you have?

>>38278373
how old are you right now? your birth sounds like its a miracle case

>>38278433
What do you even mean, he's lamenting that his parents were too old to have kids and it likely fucked his life.

we demand an answer

>>38278373
definitely an impressive feat on your mother's part, 45 is right at the upper limit of possibility.
Not really a big deal for your father though, most men are still fertile right though their seventies

>>38278373
>Mom was 29
>Dad was 56
>Still manage to have me
Hello brother.

>>38278505

In case your Dad was healthy this was definitely not a bad thing - Men in their 60s can be pretty fit and tend to be much more reliable than some 30yo hotshot.

are you antinatalist

fuck procreators desu

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It's not too late for us.

>>38278450
autism, bpd, a lisp, stutter, big tongue, and i randomly pause to change words im about to say like a thesaurus
>>38278454
23

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>dad was 25
>mom was 24
>still /autistic as fuck/

>>38278373
>Mom was 14
>Dad was 23

>>38278373
just play with model trains and be heppy

>>38278373
it's not child abuse since abuse must happen after you are born maybe idk im sure your parents r rly nice

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>>38278949
So your dad is 91? or did he conceive you when he was 45?

>>38279330
Correction 81.

I was pumped out in '95 when the were 35&36.

>Mom 25
>Dad 29
>I was an accident and they never married
>Hated each others guts and stopped talking when I was 3

It all makes sense.

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>Mom was 13
>Dad was 45
>Mom and I have the same dad

dad was 34
mom was 17

lol

>>38279422
That's kinky as fuck. Story?

>>38279330
he died at 87