>Be shitposting on the Internet >Hear knock on the door

>>38278367
>10 years ago
>7th grade rockstar of a kid
>hs bullying can wait a few years
>grades are amazing
>dad telling me that with my grades I'll get to be a google programmer or I'll be managing the normies who are in class with me
>fast forward
>dad now wants me to spend my week standing around taking cleaning the fryer and mopping the floors for an obese female McDonalds manager

>>38278367
Really starting to like this meme

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1. Speak with the manager
2. Look him in the eye
3. Uphold the firm handshake
4. Hand him your resume

>>38278596
It really is that originally simple

>>38278367
Hey man not sure if you will see this but your advice worked. I got a job!

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>>38278728
"That's my boy! Now let's work on getting you another one. You know what they say, Champ: Time is money."

>>38278367
is it possible for a meme not to be ruined by faggots looking for cheap yous?

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>>38279104
You could either sit there and make excuses or stand up for yourself and take the first step. Show up, speak with the manager, and give him a firm handshake. That's it. Three simple steps, Champ. Now, you're getting a job -- whether you like it or not. I didn't raise a quitter.