>tfw not a khv
>tfw hugged some girls when i was 13
feels good to be a chad
>>38276852
>tfw won math competition in 6th grade
>got a dyploma and kiss on a cheek from my math teacher
step away pussyboys
>Stick tongue into chinchilla's cage
>He licks it
It's great being an alpha. KHVs don't know the good life
>>38276852
>order subway sandwich
>girl making my sandwich
>i indirectly touched a girl
Is there a better feeling?
>>38277287
It gets better than that. You ate that part of the girl.
>made eye contact with my mother
Back the fuck up, niggers
>hold the door for a fair maiden
I'm drowning in pussy