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>be me
>go out for pint with my dad last week
>he's recently broken up with his gf and been acting weird and almost suicidal
>He tells me he's book a vacation for us both in Magaluf (a spanish island full of chads and stacies who party all the time)
>mfw he booked it for this week. We go on wednesday.
I am a 20 year old khv lanklet. Is there any chance this trip will be good? Could I possibly get laid?
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>>38276713
Yes. Just don't take yourself so seriously. Talk to everyone you meet and laugh off minor embarrassments rather than cringing and focusing on them.
Magaluf is fuck city for horns girls trying to get off.
You're dad booked the trip for exactly that reason. He wants to get fucked and he knows how much of a virgin you are and wants you to have a good time and get fucked. Don't be a wet sponge when you get over there. Let yourself go.
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>>38276812
Any advice how to start a conversation? I can imagine my pale ass self and my middle aged midlife crisis father aren't exactly going to garner much admiration off women.
Even if I had the balls to go out clubbing and looking for girls I'd have to bring my dad. He's paid for the whole thing and besides I'm worried he's gonna do something crazy there so I need to watch out for him.
Last month he got a cringe tattoo with Chinese writing on his hand.
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