>Anon, take off your shirt and come here, water's

>>38275070

If we're alone I charge at her and tackle her into the water from behind.

>>38275118
this but I ram her butt with my head and make angry goat noises.

>>38275070
>take off shirt and jump in the water
it's easy as that lads

>>38275070
Take it off? I'm not fat so I have nothing to be ashamed of. What kind of stupid question is this?

>>38275070
Don't tell me what to do, you whore!

>>38275070
No girl would instruct you to take your shirt off. It's painfully obvious to take your shirt off if you're getting into water.

>>38275070
why is she wearing a wrist band, did she escape from the mental ward again?

>>38275070
I could chop lbs of onions on that back

>>38275070
I'd take my shirt off and stuff but I would feel extremely insecure. I don't know if it would show in my body language or not. God damn. This girl is fucking gorgeous though. I mean shit dude, if I got this far, I would like to think that I would have absolutely zero qualms about taking my shirt off

>>38275146
This guy's trying to piss people off.

Why does the normie like being in water so much?
It isn't enjoyable.
>have to take your clothes off, and eventully put them back on - this is inconvenient
>it's more difficult to move around than on land
>it's not really that good at cooling you down
>you end up wet, which is unpleasant
>because you are wet, sand and stuff like that will stick to you when you get out

Can somebody explain this?

Take off my pants and shit in the water
>its even warmer now

>>38275366

You're not a robot if you don't experience a Freudian attraction to the pre-natal state of floating in liquid inside your mother's womb, indicative of a desire never to have been born or conscious.
Being in water is the closest you can get to that, therefore it is comforting.

>>38275070
>wat do?
Bash her stupid cunt head with a rock and drown her

But that's not true faggot, I've been there and the water is so fucking cold. Nice views though

Do girl butts feel as good as they look?

>>38275070
we're going to need to some sauce on that chief

>>38276128
yes, and they smell even better

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>Yeah, I'll jump in. Just give me a second...

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>Come on anon! Take your t-shirt off!

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>>38276158
damn, 27 & I've never even felt one...
thought about just quick squeezing a girls and running, but I don't think it's worth the risk

>tfw used to be fat autistic kid with white t-shirt in the swimming pool

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Tfw acnee in the back,

>>38275070
>anon, take off your shir-
>actually, on second thoughts maybe you should keep it on...

>>38276309
Kek.
Would love to observe someone doing that and see the girl's reaction.

I hope you realise the girl in your pic is underage and you are all pedophiles for being attacted to her

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>>38275070
O-only if y-you promise n-n-not to laugh!

I... uhh.. have a hormonal problem... that I'm... like treating...

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>tfw hair shoulders
WHY GOD WHY
Any time I think I may go swimming I have to shave them. If a spontaneous situation like this happens and they aren't shaved I just have to make an awkward excuse as to why I can't.

>>38276770
does that person only have one ball?

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>>38276770
Holy shit, fucking im fucking jealous

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>>38276817
I don't think so but it's kinda squished in all that thigh fat so one is behind the other instead of being one at each side.

>>38276859
Ah, I'm actually desperate whee I find that sexually arousing, despite the chub.
One ball would've been a boner killer though

>>38275070
>wat do?
Wish I had money for cosmetical surgeries like that girl does.

>>38276148
Julia Pimentel
https://www.xvideos.com/video27362729/jhulia_pimentel

>>38276916
Is there ever any porn where the girl isn't complexity fucking faking...
i refuse to believe a girl can't be fucked w/o writhing everywhere, and moaning like a banshee

>>38276916
god bless you in a very original way

>>38276975
>Is there ever any porn where the girl isn't complexity fucking faking...
Proxy Page.

>>38277045
Nah she does too desu.
Amateur/homemade used to be my go to for that kind of stuff, but even then the girls feel like they have to whore it up withe expressions and moans since there's a camera on them.

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Take shirt off.I'm autistically socially awkward but at least I have abs.Maybe have some awkward convo with her.

I take my shirt off and go for a swim while wearing my speedo trunks because I just don't fucking care about women any more.

Bitch isn't going to stop me enjoying my swim, I love swimming.

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>tfw used to be ripped with noticeable 4 pack(6 pack only if I starved myself for a day)
>girls mirin'(even had a girl pull up in her car and stop while me and a m8 were walking to a party to compliment me)
>have bad upper bacne so I could never show off

fuck it sucks, my face cleared up really well and only have the odd small pimple here and there now that I'm a couple years older but my back has always had issues.

>>38278359

I have noticeable bacne and give no fucks.