Post a pic of what you think a 30 year old HHKV deserves as a first girlfriend.
Keypoints
>I lift, so I'm in shape.
>I have my own apartment, bought by my parents, so no rent or mortgage.
>I don't work, but I'm on autism bux for life because of my mental disorders (schizoid/autism).
perfect fit desu
>>38271663
<-- unironicallly this
>>38271663
You need a seasoned, take charge kinda gal, so pic related would be perfect for you.
>>38271663
Someone similar to this with low self-esteem and issues so your personalities won't clash.
Also you need to work on your confidence. I can feel the sadness from here.
>>38271768
No he needs the opposite. Any "seasoned" gal with get tired of him
>>38271663
Oooh, pick me, pick me! I'll be your gf anon. Pic related.
>>38271813
Do they have to be a goth?
>>38271879
That's clearly an emo. Goths aren't half as trendy.
>>38271904
Do emo's even exist anymore? Isn't that a <2010 thing?
>>38271663
Well if you're schizo, you should probably not have a relationship
>>38271879
No, but the personality falls in line. Artistic, creative, empathic women.
>>38271946
Yeah I don't even want one. People disgust me. I was thinking about it earlier though. I'm more so interested in what a woman I could get with my status would look like, not actually interested in having a relationship though, that's way too much shit.
>>38271927
They're still around. Although they've stopped labeling themselves. It's not a "thing" anymore. People still dress like that but they don't use the name anymore.
>>38271968
Well in that case, it's hard to say... It would rely a lot on how you look
>>38272016
Well since I lift and stay in shape my body is a 8/10. My face is like 5/10, maybe 5.5-6 on a good day.
I'm too autistic to read social cues or anything so I can't tell if a woman is ever flirting with me or trying to come onto me, or looking at me in a sexual way.
>>38271663
>schizoid
>wants gf
Which one anon?
>>38272329
I don't actually want a GF.
It's just one of those things that goes on in my head.
I question normie things every now and then, but it's just what's been imprinted into me by society expectations, deep down I know I'd never actually want one.
I want to be a normie, but I actually don't, it's like that.
Hard to explain.
We as schzoid's still have those thoughts, it isn't like we're totally retarded in that we completely dismiss it even from our thoughts, we still analyse/observe normie things like this and "try" to imagine what it would be like if we were one of these normies having relationships and sex etc, but again ,it's just a thought, it's not like any burning desire or anything like it is for normies.
>>38272042
An 8 out of 10 body will get you girls, if you know how to use it to your advantage... Without social skills, you might have to settle for a fatty though
>>38272452
>settle for a fatty
are you 12?
weight and body features do not count if she's not virgin.
a non-virgin female -aka Dem Used Goods- may at most deserve some betacuck or a wasted Chad.
a real man, even if the most depressed robot, only deserves a loyal virgin girl.
>>38272555
Kek yeah that's a great meme, but i counter you this meme- all women are roasties; so my post was made from a standpoint of realism. Enjoy your dreamworld faggot
>>38272735
a virgin roastie is clearly infinitely better than a non-virgin one.
a woman is like toilet paper. only cucks buy used toilet paper.
>>38272999
Nice trips. Maybe if you respected wamen more, you wouldn't see them as nothing more than toiletpaper and will actually evolve into a rational human being, capable of being in a relationship
>>38273372
>translates as: "I buy used toilet paper and don't care about the shit on it"
>>38273488
Translates as: "i realistically can't get a woman to like me, so i set unrealistic expectations and convince myself that those are the reasons for my shortcomings"
>>38271813
i wish,
when i was young i always dreamed i could get one of these so called cute awkward weird goth emo girls,
i tried chasing them. and found they wanted EMO Chad,
and even to them i was a weird scary creepy ugly loser.
>>38271845
OMG are those the honey bunny challenge girls?? Whyyyyyyy? I thought one of them was in hospital?