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>first day of ethics class
>professor makes us stand around the room and say one thing we may have in common with class
>person before me: I'm so and so, raise your hand if you like sex
>was the only person who didn't raise their hand
>my turn
>Im anon, raise your hand if you're an accounting major
>no one raises their hand and the class bursts out in laughter
Why don't people like accounting? It's a good field with plenty of room to grow. Is this why no QTs in class even look in my direction? Thinking about changing my major to african mudhut architecture. Would that impress girls?
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>>38267996
>>my turn
>>Im anon, raise your hand if you're an accounting major
You couldn't have said something relatable like, "Raise your hand if you like blue Popsicles." No, you had to mention accounting. Balance sheets don't wet panties, anon.
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>>38267996
>Didn't ask class if they like girls(male)
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>>38267996
should've said raise your hand if youve read rainbow fish
everyone would've been on your dick
for like two seconds
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>>38267996
You should've said
>Hi, I'm anon. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
This would have established you as the funny guy in ethics
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