>be on vacation in beach town >go out to bar since nothing

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>be on vacation in beach town
>go out to bar since nothing else to do
>sit in bar sipping my Corona by myself
>generic cover band playing shitty normalfag music
>sit there thinking about how I'm living a wasted life
>all of a sudden, spot qt walk in with her roastie friend
>short brown hair, black thick-rimmed glasses
>become infatuated immediately
>she goes to dance with friend
>admire her from afar
>keep sitting at bar reading Wikipedia on my phone
>middle aged woman next to me with her husband looks at me
>"get off the phone and get up and dance, you'll regret it later if you don't, you're not gonna find happiness on that thing
>she's right
>I get up and go to try and dance with qt
>start dancing, but feel retarded and stop and go back and sit down
>try at least three more times in span of 40 minutes to get close to qt and ask her to dance
>tell myself I have nothing to lose
>force myself to approach qt
>she's looking at her phone
>I stammer like an autist
>"w-wanna dance?"
>she doesn't notice but her friend does
>her friend looks at me and laughs in my face
>feel so humiliated I sperg out and go back to the bar to finish my rum and coke
>go out to smoke a cigarette after 10 minutes
>see them waiting for their ride
>mfw
Well, I tried. I finally grew some balls and asked a girl to dance and it went just as horrendously as I expected. Being a loser sucks.