>go to bed to try to get some sleep >wife keeps farting

>>38264979
>not burying your face into her ass cheeks and going to sleep breathing her farts

>>38264979
>being married
you asked for this

also
pls leave normie

>>38265001
Wtf? No, that's fucking disgusting dude

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>>38265050
>not him, but
I'm also married, and I was here first. You fuck off.

give her anal so the farts can stop

>>38265057
faggotk hjgkgjhkghjkghjk

>>38264979
don't women queef?

>>38265168
Yes, but they also fart. Queefs are a different thing

>>38265168
Nice bait, anon. You almost got me.

>>38265193
does it sometimes occur that wife queefs and farts at the same time and mixture of two smells create something unimaginably terrifying?
>>38265216
just insert toilet spray in her asschtung so the she farts out nice chemically smell instead of empowering lasagna.

>>38264979
Sounds fucking gross

>>38265313
Queefs don't smell

>>38264979
Does she have an arse full of farts?