Chad works as an engineer data scientist for the government making

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Even worse: I'm too dumb for college and too useless to be employable in even the most menial and humiliating jobs. I'm doomed to be a permashut-in NEET loser. Fucking kill me.

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>dropped out after freshman year to take care of my dying dad
>now am 25 and have no college degree making $10/hr helping normietards with their cellphone service ("uhhhhhhhhhh just turn it off then turn it back on")

>>38263663
He deserves it just look at how fucking hot he is. If I were attractive I might be a little jelly, but I know I'm fucking trash so I'm not even playing the same game (life) as him. I'm fine with my anime and pillows.

actually I got a BA(no spec), then I spent 4 years as a killing machine for Isra- I mean muh country, then spent a year in Europe and now I'm a NEET "writer"

>>38263998
>tfw too late for me to enlist and kill some browns
My friend-o went AF and said he had guys there at basic who were in their 30's but I kind of want to do combat shit and I think my body might already be too far gone for that

>>38263663
12 figures? He makes $100 billion+ per year.

>>38263939
Why not go back? You should be able to get a full ride through federal aid or whatever now that you can file as financially independent. Just choose your major wisely.

>>38264123
Because I owe like $10k (was originally $7k) in student loans and I'm genuinely afraid of dealing with the DoE/federal government/loan jews

>>38264175
How were you in the military and owe student loans?

>>38264058
maybe you should reroll
you'd probably get a chance to fight in a better war anyway

>>38264252
I didnt' say I was in the military?????

>>38264265
This?
>>38263998
>actually I got a BA(no spec), then I spent 4 years as a killing machine for Isra- I mean muh country

>>38263663
Hopefully Chad has a diverse skill set, because data science is a fad that's really not going to pan out.

>>38264286
That poster isn't me?

>>38263939 me
>>38264123 (You)
>>38264175 me
>>38264252 (You)

Are you ok?

>>38264296
I dunno, bioinformatics looks promising

>>38263663
can he dodge a bullet flying straight at his face?

>>38264310
>Are you ok

My bad, it sounded like a convo between two people

>>38263663
>12 figures
Are you fucking mad? Literally, no Chad makes that except maybe the snapchat guys.

>>38264310
>I dunno, bioinformatics looks promising
Informatics is a fad that gave way to data science. But the overarching problem is, statistics is what you do when you know so little about your phenomena of interest that you can't think of anything better to do. Data science is that but with computers.

>>38263663
>engineer data scientist
>Chad

Pick one

>>38263663
That guy's gay though.