Why don't you joblet shitheads just show up, speak with

>>38263626
because I'm too much of a pussy to actually do any of that stuff

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>>38264119
"You'll never get anywhere with that attitude, Champ. All you need to do is show up, speak with a manager, shake his hand, and tell him you want to apply. Tomorrow, I'm driving you to McDonald's to apply; if that doesn't work, we'll look somewhere else. I didn't raise a quitter."

>>38264119

How do you perform the handshake dad?

>>38264166
D-dad? H-help?

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>>38264509
>>38264166

First, you must find the handshake within you, Champ.

chad dad?