*sees you nervously extending your hand* "Ah, ah, ah. Not

"Appli-CAN, if it pleases you, sir."

>>38263247
Did I give you permission to express yourself? You will speak when you're told. I thought highschool prepared you for this! Honestly you aren't a white woman so I don't know why you think I'd ever hire you.

>he doesn't even know about my non-binary gender identity
*runs fingers through hair*
*winks*
*shifts weight to one foot with the other behind it for balance and pivots slightly*

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>>38263247
"I like your style, kiddo. We'll talk about the job after I've finished my coffee."

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I don't know what in tarnation you folks are talkin' 'bout over there, but you best keep it down till I've finished my cup of jo

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>>38263500
"U-uh, sir, is it o-okay to talk you now, sir? My n-name is A-anon, and my dad told me that you were hiring."

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>>38263531
You were lucky I just finished my cup of jo just now, and yes we'll hiring someone to recruit club members for us.

>>38263014
You cant read my name when its right there on the paper? How are you going to sigh my paycheck?

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Why do all you normalfags think it's fine to disturb me before I've finished my coffee? Please shut the fuck up until I've finished my cup. Thanks.

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>Get new job
>Boss likes to have a bit of banter with you
>Gets annoyed when you have a bit of banter with him

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Haha not until I've had my coffee great meme guys firm hand shakes all around.

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>>38263457
Sir, I would like that position he is applying for. You no doubt can see that I am a great diversity hire, but also you will notice that I am a much more kawaii ~~, or cute, addition to your office.

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>>38263014
p please just shake my hand MY DAD IS WAITING IN THE CAR

*takes off shoes and rests my newly scrubbed and soft feetsies on the desk and airs out my soles*

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>>38263909
*nonchalantly continues sipping*