>back home from spending weekend at boyfriends house >now

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>>38261201
>Boyfriend
You are not depressed... You are such a vile fiend to say being happy isn't enough

>>38261201
I don't understand normies. "I'm spending 2 seconds away from mah BF/GF MAN i'm so depressed."
At least you have someone who you love that loves you back. Stop being so sorry for yourself

>>38261201
You don't know what real suffering is faggot..

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>tfw ldr gf

it's been 4 years

>>38261629
have you ever met her anon? whats she like?

>>38261201
are you a woman? or perhaps a woman with a penis?

>>38261675
faggot actually

>>38261711
so youre a male homosexual?

>>38261761
that about sums it up, yes

>>38261299
OMIGOD You don't understand xD
I haven't had sex in 3 weeks you DO NOT UNDERSTAND How fucking desperate and lonely I am. Jesus christ someone suck me off

>>38261787
How does his cum taste anon

>>38261825
tastes sweet, much better than a vagina tastes

>>38261874
So you've also been with a girl? I thought you said you were gay? How does your bf react to you being with a girl? Have you been with other guys?

Greentext your first tme

>>38261787
you. are so. brave.


they claimed that wasnt original. think about that for a moment.

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>>38261942
>use one of those dating sites ie okcupid
>find some roastie thats desperate enough to sleep with me
>she comes over to visit me
>ohshititshappening.png
>less than a few minutes of talking she takes off her clothes
>she was pretty disgusting but i was desperate to finally get laid
>start going down on her first
>smells like rotten fish
>i fucking hate fish
>trying hard not to gag
>eventually get it in and pound
>she cums and is done
>i wasnt even finished but okay.png
>start dating the roastie because desperation
>find out shes a complete control freak, doesnt like to do anything fun, is like 20 years old but acts like shes 40
>break up with her
>other roasties ive encountered since always have some secret motive or agenda and are never straight forward with me

>fast forward to a few years after that
>best friend stays the night at my house
>we're drinking
>long story short we both decide to experiment on each other
>end up sucking each others dicks
>he never speaks of it since
>realize im a fag since I enjoy being with guys more than women
>eventually meet my boyfriend, have been together for two years now
>hes not a stereotypical gay person, just a regular dude
>hardly ever fight
>no hidden agendas or motives
>play vidya together
>watch movies together we both enjoy
>always have something to talk about

don't fall for the roastie meme. get a qt 3.14 boipuss and realize how shit women are

>>38261201
Get off this board and walk in on your bf fucking a prettier man or woman than you are. Drown yourself

>>38262116
>uses trashbag pickup sites
>finds desperate whore who wants to fuck
>is amazed she is insane and unhygienic
Yeah.. okay anon.
I suppose I should also find a qt virgin bf on grindr?

>>38262116

you just chose the lazy way out. You don't like being with guys more than women. You like being with that one dude more than with a really ugly girl who doesn't wash her pussy.

There's still time to redeem yourself and procreate with a human female

>>38262173
>grindr
yeah if you want aids kek. I never used that site

>>38262199
So because of your experiences fucking random whores on ''''dating''' sites and then hooking up with your best friend all women are trash and guys are better?

Come on. You might've been gay all along but you sure didn't even try to meet any qt waifable women.