I don't go outside much, but I really want a cowtit gf

Yes, they're rare. You get one the same way you get a regular girlfriend; you don't.

>>38261196
I could've had I cowtit gf, but she's a literal whore and I found her on tinder. Shame she's obsessed with me too

the tits are cowtits
the girl is a titcow
stop mixing them up.

>>38261196
yes theyre rare
and its even more rare to see an attractive/not obese tiddymonster

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>>38261196
Quite rare, and are often fucking ugly, like the girl in the OP. This is why 2D is forever superior.

>>38261231
a cowtit gf

a gf with cow tits

I'm still correct :|

>>38261196
>Laura
I would give my left nut just to lick her tits

>>38261196
They look nice now, but imagine if she takes off her shirt. Pepperoni nipples, the tits starts sagging to her bellybutton. ANd god forbid you see them sag even further once she grows old. Stretch marks because the skin can't even support the amount of sag of the weight of those tits.

Get a qt chestlet gf. Nice firm small tits that hold shape whether she lies on her side, back or is bent over.

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you and everyone else on the planet

>>38262412
>Pepperoni nipples, the tits starts sagging to her bellybutton
hot as fuck you bitter faggot

>>38262458
>tfw no whale gf
seriously BV is a goddess

>>38261196
>tfw you have a cute cowtits gf
I cannot get enough of burrying my face in them

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>>38262462
You genuinely disgust me.
Fuck off.

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>>38262412
I support this pro-chestlet message
Titcow genocide when?

>>38262616
are you even male? jesus, no man thinks like you

>>38262462
marry me, i'm a titcow.

>>38262686
Big tits are only good covered up and pushed into a nice round shape by bras. Unleash those milkbags and I will start vomiting and lose my boner.
God-tier tits are from that black girl dancing Aminata and the Thai girl Gom. That's as far as I'm willing to go with size.

>>38261196
Getting a gf just happens, any kind of gf. I don't know how it ever happens it just does. You just kind of hit it off with a woman out of pure luck and it is up to the heavens. It's so rare to meet someone I relate to anymore though. Especially since I'm a dangerously red-pilled, hard-core Christian who's had a vision of Jesus and believes in nothing in this fallen world anymore. I'm basically a needle in a haystack and finding another needle in the haystack would be like winning the lottery.

>>38262803
>red-pilled
>christian
Chose one faggot.

>>38262705
BE MY GEE EFF
where you from? cro here

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>>38262728
>Big tits are only good covered up and pushed into a nice round shape by bras.
You're unironically homosexual. Get ouf of my board, you sissy cuck.

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>>38262867
At that point just become a chubby chaser you disgusting individual. You like hanging flabs of meat don't you? I'm sure there's plenty of obese girls who'd love someone like you.

I'm degenerate in my fetishes but I actually think you're worse than me. J-SUS

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>>38262984
>You like hanging flabs of meat don't you?
dude women like big dicks, why can't we like big tits?

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>>38263022
more of this goddess

>>38263022
Disgusting. You can see the fucking pale shredded stretchmark veins from the cleavage.
Because we know women all like the same things, but men are different.

>>38262240
>Laura
You have a name to share?

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>>38263197
>pale shredded stretchmark veins
lmao, big big deal, I'm not 16yo to care about meaningless shit like that. you have issues

>>38263271
google "Laura curvy berlin" thank me later after you fap

>tfw just want a titcow gf to feed hormones and show how to take care of her skin to reduce stretchmarks and lactate

>>38263022
>>38263123
>>38263298
Jesus, my back hurts just looking at her

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>>38263123
Holy fucka molly my sides are in orbit

also if hes allowed to wrap his arms around her I should be able to stick my cock inside anything

>>38263342
>jesus I'm so jelaous at her
>I'm a bitter chestlet
FTFY
also, you can always do back excercises to strenghten the muscles. so fuck you

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Are Japanese titcows as hard to get with as Western ones? I know a large majority is flat, but there's an incredible amount of busty women in JAV alone, so I can't help wondering how many are out there.

>>38263298
Not if it actively disgusts me. Can't help what makes me lose my boner. Would rather have cute smol firm supply titties than those bags of milk.

>>38263464
obviously you never had a big tit girl. you'll see one day perhaps

>>38263022
Jesus christ i want a girl like that

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>>38263323
>TFW Germanophile
>TFW no German woman with huge tits
One day

>>38263487
titcows are gross if they're not proportioned correctly

>>38263485
>obviously you never had a big tit girl
What a big revelation coming from man on the 4chan board known as r9k. How did you figure me out?
Titcows are disgusting. That's my final word.

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>>38262705
>tfw no giant nipped titcow gf to feed me milkies

>>38263503
I don't originally mind

>>38263507
you'll grow up and remember my words one day

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>>38263537
>one day
Good one anon.

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>>38263550
I believe in you anon
covfefe

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>>38263600
You're wasting your time. I'd turn down a titcow girl just like that even if she wanted to be my gf. I don't want to see those disgusting udders.

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>>38263654
>those disgusting udders
yes yes ofc

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>>38263689
middle is the perfect female form

>>38263689
>>38263755
Wrong.
First was the best. No further than the first picture. Literally ruined his wife.

>>38262488
who?
that chick didn't look fat to me

>>38263755
Agreed, 3rd just looks fat

>>38263782
it a meme, google Brittany Venti whale
also
https://twitter.com/brittanyventi

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>hurr bigger tits will just sag more
>he doesn't like saggy tits
To me the saggier the better. I just love watching them swing.

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>>38263864
This. As long the woman isn't a full-on whale, I will always prefer huge tits, saggy or otherwise.

>>38263864
>>38264007
saggy to a certain point is fine/natural but too saggy is gross

>>38263462
Probably rarer. You'd have to find a bell curve of tit sizes to find out.

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Anons
We need data.

We need data on bust size by:
-Ethnicity [nature]
-Nation of upbringing, culture driven diet [nurture]
-Age
-Professions, if applicable
-Hobbies, if applicable

With this we should be able to give ourselves a better chance of knowing where to look.

It's not like busty titcow gfs will just come to us, we must venture out into the world, and we need a map.

>>38264566
Do you only want titcow data or should chestlets apply too so you know which nations to avoid?

>>38264802

Preferably something formatted into a gaussian/normal distribution, so lovers of all figures get meaningful information.

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>tfw no titcow gf

nn

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>>38262705
If you're not a female (male), I'll take your info plox.

>>38261227
I would marry her

The fact she is a huge slut who would fuck other guys in front of you makes her all the more hotter

>tfw too late to get the pepperoni nipple titcow fembot gf

Any others still around. My favorite tits are huge, saggy with huge areolas. I would worship you all day.

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would rather have a gf with a huge bum 2bh

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>tfw no qt albino cowtit gf

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>>38266409

She's out there somewhere, anon.

But will she ever find you if you stay at the computer inside so much?

You are charged with the quest of finding your pale qt cowtit gf.

NOW GO FORTH!

>>38262458
That's a push-up bra. Don't pay attention to cleavage, it's false advertising just like makeup.

>>38261196
That's a cute tit monster

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>>38267066
this girl drives me nuts desu. she's so sweet yet such a naughty slut

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post more titcows

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The BUST is a MUST

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>>38267879
>you will never wrap those around your dick and fuck them like crazy

I need to make webms of girls getting titfucked, not just giving the titjob, but that's hard to find in JAV.

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>>38268001

Let us open session, ye lovers of the grand busts.

What is better:

The tit-fuck

or

The tit-wank / tit-job

?

>>38263123
TFW she totally had that black guy bust nuts in her guts

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>>38268074
It depends, naturally. Sometimes you want to be forceful and squeeze the tits yourself. Other times you want to relax and watch the girl do her best to please you.

>>38268074
few things as beautiful as a aggressive tit fuck where he fires ropey loads of hot, sticky, cum all over neck like a gooey white volcano.

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I don't know how much semen I've spilled over Hitomi's titjobs alone.

>>38268612
She is just doing her jobs yet I can't help but forget it's mostly an act. And that's when I stop to think about anything with her assets in full display.

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>>38268729
She looks like she has fun though.

See >>>/gif/10856727

>>38263123
girl in the red shirt is smokin hot