>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of

Ask myself why I'm dating a chick if I'm not gay.

Reach down and give her a firm handshake.

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>>38260794
FUCKING CHADS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE. I ALREADY GAVE UP ON ROASTIES FOR A ROBO-WAIFU AND I CAN'T EVEN HAVE THAT. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Transfer her into a spare body when I get home
use her damaged body for hurtcore

Upgrade her with some guns

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Well presumably the thing is insured, so take it to get fixed. Or download the AI and put it in a new body, assuming I've got some spares at home.

Fuck her tight virgin pussy. Commence hymen broken by rape scenario. Leakage imminent.

>>38260794
Kill every single chad so you will never be able to make a thread like this again.

>attack her with baseball bats
The fuck... How did they realize that she is a robot? That group of Chads were probably actually thinking about human murder. If you consider that robo-waifu looks similar to the related pic, there is no way to find out whether she is a human or a robot from simple superficial perception.
>Unless Chads know you very well.

Nothing. She's made of reinforced diamond so the baseball bats would just shatter in half. Her AI is programmed to protect me so she would see them as a threat and kill them. Afterwards we would go home and she would comfort me from having gone through such a traumatic experience, cuddling me as we both fall asleep.

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The fuck kind of flimsy ass robot breaks by getting hit with a baseball bat? We have robots NOW that can take more punishment than that.

>>38260794
Crap, did you just reference that obscure swedish show about robots back in '12?

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>>38260794
>implying my waifu wouldn't be made of a material hard enough to not be broke by that
>implying chads wouldn't rape her
>implying I wouldn't replace my legs with superior gyroscopic based legs
>implying I wouldn't have my own bat that I could beat them with
Step up your game, faggot

>>38260886

True understanding of the implications of having a robo waifu in the first place right here.

>>38261071
>reinforced diamond
You do realize diamond is extremely structurally weak, right? She'd shatter before the baseball bats would.
A better bet would be graphene, but that would probably cost literal millions.

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>>38260794
Hunt the fuckers down and ram a double barrel shotgun down their mouths and blow some bucks down their normie throats.

Robot girls are the best girlfriends.

>>38261496
Diamond is the hardest metal known to man you dumb fuck and reinforcing it only makes it even stronger

>>38261648
If that's true, why aren't all our buildings made of diamond?

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>>38260794
>Implying artificial intelligence will ever be achieved

Get a real girlfriend faggot.

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>>38261696
>If that's true, why aren't all our buildings made of diamond?
Really makes you think

>>38260794

You see OP, since she is a robot I wouldn't be too worried. Its not like she can "die" in that sense. If a human girl got her hands cut off she can bleed out, get sick and there is no way to "repair it" like it would be possible with a robo girl.

Technically if she is build similar to a human most of her data would be stored in her mechanical brain, that unlike a regular, biological brain, isn't tied to the rest of the body to work properly. So technically somebody could even decapitate her as long as her head is is still untouched there is no reason to be worried.

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>>38260794
That would've never happened
I want my robowaifu to not pretend to be a human

>>38260794
Get her repaired and throw verbal abuse at her because my fetish is being evil.

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>>38260794
>>a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats.

KEK
in what world does the original author who made this copypasta live in
that's like saying you're biking when suddenly chads push you off and destroy your bike for not having a real car

shit would never happen
enjoy your robo waifus guys, nothing to fear

>>38260794
Live in a state where you can defend your property to the death, and shoot them.

>>38262042
Based texas. Property>life.
That's how you maintain a GDP greater than France despite just being a little state.

>>38261769
Every time I see this image it gets more and more detailed I swear. It's pretty much fappable now.

>>38262144
2.4 trillion (France) vs 1.6 trillion (Texas)
Prime example of burger education

>>38260794
>walking home playing gameboy color
>some older kids come and take it from me
>they call me a nerd and smash it on the sidewaIk
>tell my mom and get a new one
the miracle of technology

>>38262715
Yeah, but a gameboy isnt an advanced android costing thousands of dollars.