Male tinder cringe thread
Set my tinder to see what i'm up against, and surprisingly the number of numales vastly outweighs the number of Chads. They all try so hard to be le quirky too.
Suddenly i don't feel so bad.
Half these guys are gay though i think
These guys are all beta losers and are all getting laid still.
If they're not getting laid, they're at least annoying the shit out of girls and spamming them with so many messages that their self worth rises to astronomical levels so they think they only deserve a 10/10 on Tinder
Would it be cringey to just have a picture of you in a white leather jacket and also another picture of you and your dog with the tagline "if me being on the road to 212k a year doesn't get you interested,nothing else will."? Just asking for a friend.
Way more tyrones than chads also
really embarrassed I used to wear those type of glasses
>>38260831
All that kinda shit is cringey bro. You want your bio to be really short, say enough about you, and maybe be SLIGHTLY funny, but don't overdo it like all these faggots.
>>38260754
That's because you're a male who set his settings to find other men.
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>>38260832
You're fucking stupid, you have to be a woman looking for men. These niggas are all gay.
>>38260926
I figured. Well, i don't feel like taking the time to make a fake profile. Did it once, all the guys were cringey as shit.
can someone explain to me the appeal of putting the fact that you're awkward in your bio?
>betraying your own kin
Nigga, they're robots at heart.
>>38261051
Because it makes you look oh-so-relatable. I'm adorkable teehee.
>>38261051
It's cute for gay chads and other awkward twinks don't have to worry about being awkward themselves.
>>38261112
Do you have a problem with that? little bitch
So traps put male or female? I wanna find traps on tinder.
>>38261156
It's beta as fuck for a straight guy
>>38261185
A) You aren't a straight guy.
B) You'll never meet this guy in your lifetime
C) Some people are attracted to that
>>38260894
I would befriend Edwin
>tfw too ugly for Tinder
Fuck my life. I just want sex. I NEED SEX GOD DAMNIT!
>>38261348
Go see a hooker
oregano
is this cringe?
original oregano
>>38261518
if this guy was hot it wouldn't be cringe
but he's like a 3/10 so alas, it is
he should probably lose weight
>>38260894
Now this one takes the cake.
Why do these bios sound like they'd be written by women?
Seriously, I imagine a woman writing these bios. They think they're clever but it comes off as (as they put it), awkward.
Wtf
>>38261518
nah he actually seems kinda cool
>>38261643
t. Mark look-alike
I like these threads because nobody can ever unanimously agree what a good tinder bio is.
I honestly think the best way to go is to just to put the most basic ass hobbies.
>>38261674
kys lmao, he's not trying too hard. on either side of the spectrum.
>>38261826
You don't get to tell me anything, kid. Apologize.
>>38260909
yeah
OP you fucking idiot
>>38260894
this one is pretty decent actually anon
I'd be posting mine..
This seems kind of cringe to me. Who mentions their mom in their tinder bio?
>>38262441
you seriously don't get it? I mean it's pretty lame, but you don't get it? it's a joke, playing on how all moms say their sons are handsome.
>>38262441
>joke
how autistic are you exactly
>>38261518
Pure cringe. Putting stuff that roasties don't understand makes you look autistic. Ask me about my shit is also cringe.
>>38262441
that doesn't seem cringe at all
Is this thread really representative of male tinder? I mean judging from female tinder, there definitely are many fat and weird (hint, if your profile is some essay on who you are, you're weird) users, so it would make sense for them to have male counterparts.
these are great. there's too much shitting on sluts who can possibly be bot or fishing accounts
>>38260894
>i'll take chads leftovers XD
>>38262441
i know right? what a loser
>>38260734
The fact that you took this to /r9k/ makes you ten times cringier OP
>>38260894
>>38260754
>>38260734
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>>38262441
All these Redditors